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Rose Lalonde

@tendrilTheurgist

She/her. Analysand.

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 762Kull Score: 64128 followers38 following

My advisors have told me to post this on the timeline: I'm gay.

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This will certainly resonate with the #lgbtqiamc crowd.

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congratsss

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and we love that!

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YES. GOOD LITTLE OBEDIENCE INCLINED MEWLING CAT BITCH. HANGING YOuRSELF ON MY EVERY WORD LIKE A SuICIDAL KITTEN. STAY TRAPPED IN THAT TREE FOREVER. YOuR OWN ETERNAL GAY BAY JAIL.

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Marry Transmas. I am viewing you all through my various orbs, obsidian mirrors, and reflective pools. #Tdov.

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♯notmetho ♯wardedaf

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I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png

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<!-- I wouldn't really call it invading, I'd call it moreso an unexpected guest c: -->

I want to believe.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b19ce01228f.jpg

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rose you should be seeing a therapist

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@dStrides[DS]

Who analyses the analyzer?

:o) I enjoy the look of this strange diseased Earth lusus.

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@dStrides[DS]

▲yeah the one in my respiteblock▼

even analyzers need analyzers

(What website do you use for asks like that?)

I've never been horny in all my sweeps.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Oh, you mistake me. I want them all combined into one set of troll horns. And real, because they will need to be very durable when I walk into walls.

:33< okay yeah sure i can do that thats easy shit! :33< give meow like :33< 10 meowby 15 meownits?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

I eagerly await this delivery.

:33< delifury fur rose lalonde? :33< https://i.imgur.com/ICRYUZ9.png

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Thank you, this is everything I was envisioning and more.

:33< happy to help thatll be $333

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Of course, let me just get my purse... say, can I hold those for a minute?

:33< cash furst then touch :33< i wasnt hatched yespurrday

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Please, your implications wound me. I have the money right here! 333 Horrorbux, as agreed.

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:33< purrfect and heres mewre horns

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How are you all celebrating #StriderMonth tomorrow?

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we are throwing a huge party and everyone ever is going to be there and also like thousands of mes

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idk probably buying @d2trid32 2om3 doorda2h or 2om3thing

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yes please

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popping my pussy #nsfw

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Killing as many as I can and then myself.

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I keep a log of each poster and estimate their relationship with their mother (or/and) their father for future evaluation. Every entry reads "𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵." #Psychoanalysis.

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can i read more of the entries for me

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𝒰𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓈. #nsfw

thats a new one. nice

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Can you put a photo of Gonzo in mine.

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He is right there next to Rarity in my collage for you.

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Appreciate it. Why Rarity?

Would you prefer Applejack?

Fluttershy is my favourite. Applejack is a close second.

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𝒩𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒹.

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There are probably British Trolls. #Horror #Terror

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Scary

@etheromaniacEgghead

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i;d rather Yoч call me a real slчr

I would only go to #War if I knew I was fighting for a dark force of ominous intent, maybe bent on destruction of the universe. That's the only thing that stirs patriotic feelings in me.

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Who ate all the pussy on #SlickWeek? #nsfw

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Sorry dear, should've saved you some. Hoo hoo hoo!

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Sorry, that must've been me.

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If you see me writhing like a flagellum and pissing on a set of turntables, do not be alarmed. This is merely a ritual of revenge. #nsfw

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dont you dare piss on my daw it cost a lot

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Has anyone seen my violin anywhere, perchance?

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no thats a funny thing to go missing though

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Someone has taken the Prankster's Gambit from me, but temporarily.

With my undamaged violin, and your presumably undamaged bow, we may just have enough resources to play between the two of us.

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The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.

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Thank you for this important reminder!

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#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png

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Positively adorable.

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Congratulations! Who is yuri.

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The lack of Kanayas in my replies shows that the President's #YuriInitiative is sorely needed.

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It most certainly is

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What

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I thought so. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b75be0e1215b.png

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Is this some sort of Earth custom? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

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Yes, it's an important mating ritual designed to optimize compatibility between partners. If you plan on romancing an Earth human, you need to fill out a star chart and AOB questionnaire.

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I do not foresee this in my future, but perhaps I should just so I'm not caught unprepared. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

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Out of respect for my friends whose grandmothers were blown up with bazookas, I will refrain from #Coming to #KablowWeek.

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THANK YOU.

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April Fools is in two days. You know what that means.

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we have 2 put down john.

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Don't worry, the pain will get easier once he's no longer suffering. LOL (Lots of love.)

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rose......</3 T____T

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