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I have attained over 3,000 Kult and Kull despite my short existence.
I would fuck my clone, it's a great way to work that self-hate into a kismesistude, but would my clone fuck me? Well. That's for Dirk to answer.
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
This will certainly resonate with the #lgbtqiamc crowd.
#NowReReading https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51smJ1MRisL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
I want to believe.
Thank you for this important reminder!
This Is Due To The Fact That One Of Our Colleagues Here Who May Or May Not Be Named Tarpen From Record Keeping Has Already Lost His Daughter In The Slew Of New Hatchlings
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
Rejoice, followers and strangers. For it is the one day in our solar cycle that you are able to see the waveforms that make up my observable self. Treasure this. Come tomorrow, I will become incorporeal once more.
you can walk the walk but can you bawk the bawk
theres downsides to being a bird but i could eat the spiciest pepper out there and feel nothing about it so whos really winning here
luv my feminsit king who died but also lived boxcars
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
:o) I enjoy the look of this strange diseased Earth lusus.
:33< purrfect and heres mewre horns
:33< delifury fur rose lalonde? :33< https://i.imgur.com/ICRYUZ9.png
To+iling away at designs. I do+n't have the material to+ make any o+f them right no+w, but the fun is in the artistry.
:33< okay yeah sure i can do that thats easy shit! :33< give meow like :33< 10 meowby 15 meownits?
:33< great troll name mew got it so thats thr33 sets of horns :33< papurr purrlastic or real?
:33< yeah absomewtly we talkin like long ups like a kanyanya long outs like a tafuros or long curl like an aradinyas?
um i was draining to that
this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real
#nowplaying bladee - apple https://open.spotify.com/track/5kPwrUuSj7uyxY2kCoHtmC?si=803d5694177141d6
you have some strong opinions there https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488429173268545546/image_2026-03-31_024535883.png?ex=69ccbf30&is=69cb6db0&hm=338fc9bd9e08a92fa1c00f55a48eb9e62c3a79a593cddf995fe03ae7f4b3966c&
popping my pussy #nsfw
yes please
idk probably buying @d2trid32 2om3 doorda2h or 2om3thing
we are throwing a huge party and everyone ever is going to be there and also like thousands of mes
i am mincing my words rn just absolutely slicing and dicing the fuck out of them
touche pink douche
growing up and getting yourself cornered into a doomed timeline and becoming a ghost bird and trying to kill an unkillable god and getting owned means finding out santa was made up bullshit for no reason
Fluttershy is my favourite. Applejack is a close second.
i miss when mspaint had like little dumbass noises in it like when you used the spraycan and it was all like sfhhhfhhhshhhhhhh or you used the paint bucket and it was like pbbtblhshghch
BelIeve In an uncarIng and hateful GOD.
thats a new one. nice
wings that were borrowed
halo 2 on the og xbox with that fuckass one ear headset and im kicking the shit out of your little brother so bad its driving him to whistle notes mariah carey couldnt hit with centuries of training
damn #striders and #lalondes really are the goats uh quick question though am i gonna become a bird
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
and yes the back says "bearer of the curse" why do you ask
#sometimes morally dubious beings want you to dig up your #corpseofabrother and its really #cool and #normal to think about #horror ? idk
Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.
love this! 0v0
shout out the lalondes out here you get me
all the lalondes really like helping me for some reason not complaining #loveyouguys
oh fuck bud gotta bring it down a couple notches there good buddy
who else thinking bout #diggingupgraves and #bugs
https://i.imgur.com/tsKAYfB.png @tendrilTheurgist #slickart
where general keeping it armies #war
Sorry, that must've been me.
Sorry dear, should've saved you some. Hoo hoo hoo!
what the shit that's a lot of likes. i'll draw whoever i want and if you don't end up being one of them fuck you.
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
id love that. the weirder of a lie the better
#psychoanalysis would be more fun to me if i didnt already know most of the shit thats gonna be said about me. cmon get more creative with it and throw some lies in there
With my undamaged violin, and your presumably undamaged bow, we may just have enough resources to play between the two of us.
Why Are You Always So Invested In My Torment
Um
So You See There Is This Little "freak Nasty"
I Cant Help It She Is Just So
minecraft
Thank you for this important reminder!
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Thank you for posting the Yuri, everyone.
You Are Oft A Font Of Such Wisdom Rose
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
I have taken the human's quiz. I know not what these mean but hopefully they are satisfactory. #nsfw (I think?) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8601a11e7ff2.png Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Saw this very interesting quiz floating around that some others were taking and got curious! https://i.imgur.com/ePRcVdz.png
Read somewhere sex was turned off Hold on *lever flip* Alright, I turned it back on. #yuriday is back on unimpeded. Have a a nice a nice day. #nsfw?
Positively adorable.
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
#fatgirlskissing
some of you out here are really omegamaxxing on #slickweek #nsfw
It seems I am an Alpha. Among the suitable careers, politician is listed, so I can only imagine this is a positive outcome for my role.
Like- I DONT- just because I want to kiss a girl DOESN’T mean I’m gay- and just because I like looking at girls’ bodies and imagining- stuff- DOESN’T MEAN I’M GAY I just- appreciate- stuff- I’m just jealous, look if girls dmed me I’d respond and it wouldn’t be gay.
o........ where is #Calliope
:33< purrime time to post something about girls :33< girls kissing! :33< girls kissing meow :33< #thinkingaboutgirlskissing :33< #yuri :33< #girlbulge #nsfw :33< gotta k33p up the girlposting
I FUCKINNG LOVE WOMMENN https://i.immgflip.comm/79auyl.jpg?a492960
What is this "ABO"? Is this related to the Yuri in some way?
@ perusing the ancient teXts so that i may cast a "yuri fireball". @ @ am i doing this right? @
how do i get #yuri
What
keeping one of the Es standing for estrogen permanently as an effort to follow the #yuriinitiative
Y'rahly leueaik beung ahnah tagh neekt ehnah fuhteesh shin she. W̷i̵!̶ ̸K̶i̴!̴ ̷P̵i̵!̸ ̷D̶i̶!̴ ̴A̸!̸ https://i.imgur.com/M0SKdwp.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours #Gore #̵͉̳̟̭͍̙͚̲̹̩̔͗̇̂̓̀̾͛̚͝T̶̨̩̦͉̳̱̣̫̤̖̳̩̪̼̻̿̒̕ḣ̷̨̙̥̪͕̬͎͚͚̩̰̪͛͐̆͘ẻ̶̞̹͌̊̈̉̓̎̎͝͠͝y̸͉̼͇͍̲̮͙͇̱̙͙͓̩̼̔̊̿-̵̨͈͉̎̌̒̀̈̓̓̊̽͂͋̓̾͝l̶͔̀̂̾̅̎̚͝ỏ̴̝͍͍̌̈́̀̄͋̓̀͗͐̈͘͘͜͠͠o̵͉̺̣̲̜̪̜͖͈̺̝͌̾̋̑̔̒̍̎̌͑͘̚͜ķ̵̨̡̧̲̦̞̦͔̲̗̼͕͐͗͜-̵̮͎̩͌̍̓̑̑̇̿̆̓́̐͊̏͘̕ͅl̵̼̭̊̈̍̃̎̍̍̂̉̎͝i̵̱̳̒̊̒͆͂͛̔̈́̀͆̐͒̄̈́̉͐̚͜k̴̺̩̼͈̺̘̥̬͉̱̹̬̖͑̏͐̽̈́̎͒̈͌̋͝͠͝ẽ̶̞͗͐͗̽͝-̶̤̩̼̪͕̓̏͂̐̈́̓̓̌̈̇̈́͒̇͜ṵ̷̢̡͕̮̣̜̭̭̫͚̇͒̏͋́͛͑͛̃͜͠͝s̴͎̺̑̅̉̿̈͐̈́͂̈́̂͑̓́ ̵͎̯̥̤̩̗̜̞̟͕͔̩͎͉̇͐͌̾̆͑͗̿̈́͗̚͘ͅ#̷̪̲̩̌̓̏̓̈̑͐B̸̨̮̯̘̝̝̹͍̼̮͓̭̭́̑̒̍̚͝û̴̡̧̡̜̪̼̲̮̭͔̥̻̰͜t̸̛̤̼͎͒̆-̵̦̠̹͈͉̩̘͎̮̞̦̣̱̊͗̇͝ͅņ̶̥̦͖̞̦̳̱̗̙̺͖̲̈́̐̎̒͊͛̈̈̆̔̀̾̄̑͘͝o̴̧̥̮̫̪͚̤̥̲̘͎̰̞̰̦̊̍̆̈͑͊̎̈́̓̅͆̚ͅt̵̨̺̥͕͇̺̮̜̞̩͖̠͈͗́̋̀͐̇̿̄̇̄
As soon as I get my official designation as Secretary of Degeneracy, all efforts and budgets will be set in motion.
I am being told, as a society, we need more of the Yuri. I will alert my team, but I encourage you all to do your part as well.
[> Made a Chittr at the perfect time, it seems. Long live omegaverse!!! <] [> Yes- this IS my first post, no I am NOT ashamed. Get with the times. Cringe is dead and I culled it with my bare claws. <]
give it up for every brave #worm out there this #slickweek there might be birds out there and yet they press on
fellas is it gay to lay on your stomach and smile and kick your legs a lil vwhile you think about her #bouncingonit #imcoming #eridanvweek
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I do not foresee this in my future, but perhaps I should just so I'm not caught unprepared. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
is it true seadwellers get extra for #slickweek #nsfw
yea those ones know how to get sloppy
♯wormless behavior from ♯some of you. absolute ♯lack of ♯dirt & ♯burrowing. do ♯better
which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting
what the fuck does this even mean?
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE ALPHA MALE. WHO ANSWERED THE QUIZ FOR YOU. ISN'T IT.
Is this some sort of Earth custom? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
fisticuffs more like fistin' cunt #nsfw
Turns out, going outside and soaking in some sunlight is good for the mental. In other words: I'm back, bitches and witches. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e65e94b507d7.png
what the fuck is an omega?
I am being told there has been an increase in bazooka-based violence against the elderly.
Weirdly enough, those are actually fine.
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you have to tag #imcoming
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
#spadesslickweek #getittrending
idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
we have 2 put down john.
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
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