Mizz Momma
@thatGamerrrgrl
samh hotstyff to my bbygrl rosieee @flightyBroad go say hi orr die by my BLADE lmoa -- og mud mistress n #1 lolmaxxerrrr
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant
you muSsst truSsst me he haSss to before the ghb makeSss it illegal
oh look two muSsscular blue bloodSss are beating the Ssshit out of each other
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
i dont want to be mean to any dave but it is sort of confusing i guess my chest being small :( makes me inherently feminist or something?? i dont get it
who dafuq knowz atp im litcherally moar boobs than brainz by volume n i wuv bein thicc af so idk WHAT he talkin abt ??? mommaz needs subtitls lolll
I don't normally like to comment on things of this nature 8ut it is, quite frankly, a ridiculous take. It isn't as though people's 8odies conform to one stock standard. And it's not like anyone can help how much they, ah, develop in certain areas! It's like criticizing someone for how tall they are.
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
u r soooooooooo rite bbygrl i was thinkin on all 4000 acres a booba 4 dis 1 tryna figure out wtf critiquin boobz gonna do abt gals w bustin bust ??? 2 evry bbygrl blessed in da chest: ily pls dont let boyz chafe ur cleaves
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
It is definitionally and quite literally fucking yourself. Jerking off implies a level of passivity and lack of involvement on the part of at least half of the participants in the act. Like how one might tend to and groom a zoo animal. If it is not, might I again crudely propose, fucking yourself then there is a degree to which we are all voyeurs onto ourselves, forever surrendering each moment into the next, unable to purport to be anything but our own fatal attractions. that, and of course I would fuck my own clone. I know how it works. That would be the easiest lay in the span of paradox space.
LAWLX tbh ive been thnkin on this 1 basicklly 4eva n i gotta say id fuck my clone mommaz tits clean off (unless she aint got em then we fuckn em on) its TOTES sexo tho cuz we nasty #nsfw #clonefucking #selfcest
the m༄therfucker w༄nt be able t༄ walk ༄nce i'm d༄ne with him if we're being frank
awwright wwell i think i could get dowwn wwith a little bit a ampora on ampora action~
If anyone would like to read a piece of literature about this, check out my latest work on AO3.
you were warned that halfassing it would get you called a coward you cant complain when it happens anyway were talking clones here do you like/hate yourself enough to fuck yourself
lawlzzzzzz jk tha doc sed im 100 perzent fuckkd up on #fool juice lmoa
◥▶◀◤ —> Please, please, please let trans day of visibility continue. I want to see more unique masculine forms through the transitioning men and women who are putting an effort into their routine. I do not want to see you disappear.
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
I have just returned from the physician. Great news! I have been diagnosed with #normal on this hallowed #AprilNormalDay. What luck!
Isn't it wonderful? I have attained a sort of... zen with this knowledge.
Thank you very much. I enjoy reinforcing my already stellar mood with the accolades of internet strangers!
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i have liek ALL of ur albums bbygrl (humie miku but da point is ily)
ᯓ𝄞 Awww, thank you! Now you have the opportunity to get them in Alternian too! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
I GuESS. THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE. uNFuNRAISERS. WHERE YOu ASK FOR MONEY. RIGHT? WHATEVER. BEING SuCH A CONSIDERABLE. TAKER OF NAMES. AND KICKER OF ASSES. YOu CAN IMAGINE THE CORPSES I CREATE. OFTEN DROP. FAT FuCKING WADS OF CASH. AND CONSIDERABLE COINAGE. SO LONG AS YOu KEEP MAKING MuSIC. PERHAPS A CONSIDERBLE DONATION CAN BE MADE. IN RECOGNITION OF MY FABuLOuS WEALTH. AND IN MY NAME? SIGNED BY MIKu. OF COuRSE. NOT THAT SuCH A THING MATTERS TO ME. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. JOIN IN MY CHERuBIC GLOAT. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 TROLL HATSUNE 𝓂IKU I LOVE YOUUU AND I LOVE TROLL ♫ KAGA𝓂INE LEN ♫ 𝄰tTDOV 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
ᯓ𝄞 Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo! If you want to donate some money, I would suggest Mermaids! They help young wrigglers and their lusii with anything they may need :). https://mermaidsuk.org.uk/?form=donate ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
i bet flowers bloom when you walk ;-;
BBYGRL I WISHHHH i am trampln thos poor things its litcherally so sadge
supa mega thxxxxx bbygrl u make a mommaz feel so pretty
MOM. ASK ME TO HOLD THE CAMERA HIGHER NEXT TIME.
WATTTT n waste all my best ASSets ??? mommaz dont giv out hr face 4 free bbygrl thats liek so gauche
they got NO IDER how CYUTE she is #myrosie
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
its litchery HARDWIRED in2 me i hav 2 follo EVRY ROSIE who folows me....... mommaz <3 s just that big n full off luvz
ok ok aaaoooooooaky da newz is....... mommz finally got off her bootyass n got her tism diagnosin appntmnt schedueled UP (liek so fckinnnnn nervyyyyy) ssssoooooar were gunna see if mommaz #normz or smth else
yall.......... mommaz got big news but idk how mach yallwld liek...... get it ??
When she agrees not to shave. https://i.imgur.com/tRaf9EO.png #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow #TheseBootsWerentMadeForClippings
BUSH IS GOOD BUT I LIKE A FINE LANDSCAPING JOB TOO. LOVE IT WHEN A DAME IS MAKING SURE TO WELCOME ME HOME WITH A TIDY MAT.
#n$fw #junglepu$$y$weep
Carapacian preferring a smooth surface to a soft shelf. Not surprising, says I. #nsfw
WE ARE A SMOOTH PEOPLE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BOUT THAT. CAN'T EVEN GET WITH THE ONE YOU KNOW.
Miss Eight has the good sense and the effortless grace to know when to reject the rabble. I take no offense to her preferences, 'cause a dame knows what a dame wants, and I do know dames prefer a gentleman who can "know 'bout that." Flesh yourself out, Crewman.
Purchased a "froyo" or frozen yogurt with my mother today. We hadn't had an opportunity to talk for quite some time, but this was good since I deplore talking in unfruitful efforts to relate over subjects separated by several magnitudes of distance. But suddenly. A car crash. Glass flew everywhere. Both vehicles flipped. Neither one was ours. We hurriedly sprinkled our toppings and pulled our entirely unharmed car into a nearby parking lot. We careened up against the nearest spot, and simply watched. Rubbernecking, as it were. I think at one point we even held hands. No words. But I felt all the better for it. They were wholly unnecessary to describe to one another how we felt. I rather liked that.
saw da GNARLIEEESSTTT car crash 2day n i will nt lie........ i ate tha fuqqq outta some froyo watchin them tow dat shit (#myrosie ws ther 2) (i love her) (she wore a scarf i mde) (litcherally dyin a qtness) #violence #caraccident #liekthatshniztoetesFLIPPED
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
im literally always saying this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about us trimmers?
Trimming is necessary for a major motion picture event. There isn’t a film in existence that didn’t go through extensive shortening and curation during the process of creation. Cutting is for the marketing department and the Hayes Code abiding cowards. Do not mistake my meaning. You are worthy.
I always want to be ready for my closeup.
Just woke up to this attachment and accompanying text. I am going to kill him. yo real talk is this you like deadass actually you https://i.imgur.com/Ad2c0Dj.png mmm mm mmm uh uh lil londie chopped like stir fry watch a young bitch tears fly rose lalonde put the lol on my lawn "lots of users are typing" like damn son cmon cover both eyes while the razzi respond hands to the skies for my chudlette queen blonde rose! rose! rose! rose! christ is risen and christ hes gone cross between his legs like the fuck is you on bangs uneven like half chewed crayon safety scissors won the fight too strong straight outta bowl cuts use the cast iron instead trimming brows right off five by forehead call that cut the horrorterrors with all them gnarly frayed ass errors jk rosie you know i love and fuck with you heavily #Dave #MyHairIsNotChopped #NotMe #No #Nonono #Nono #Noooo
HOW DID HE FIND THIS ZOMGGGGGGGG IVE BNN LOOKIN EVERWARRRR
No. Stop.
MWAH MWAH MWAH MY SWEENTEIII MY #preciousangel
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
OR AN AVERAGE SCOOP
