Mizz Momma
@thatGamerrrgrl
samh hotstyff to my bbygrl rosieee @flightyBroad go say hi orr die by my BLADE lmoa -- og mud mistress n #1 lolmaxxerrrr
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
dare tw0 milk what others view as unmilkable.
im always barking this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lawwlllllll hit chitt tbqch
mommaz goin out 2 da gas station dos anybuddy need styff ??????
bbygrl i feel tf outta dat cmere let momma giv ya sm big hugs
I continuously act like a damn fool and don't expect a king to laugh at me. #jestercore
gud newZzzzzzzzzZZZZZie bbygrlz momma day wus a HIT nd i got moar froyo wif rosie than either of us cld eat plus da biggest freakin sammich
You make me sound like some scurrying pest making off with as much as my cheeks could carry. While not strictly inaccurate, is still taxonomically untrue. We had ONE Froyo and full sized sandwich they neglected to cut.
Each.
dayum i should get myself sum brekfast froyo
it waz shoooooooooooooo effin gooooood 2 waddahel
YAAA omg pls bbythy send me pix off wateva froyo u get
mommaz in a bind 2day............ i wanna hang out wif rosie but i dont freakin rembr if we made planz or nawt
#R3L4T4BL3 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/42499495C3D9.JPG
im alwys freekin saying dis
nnow i wannt a hot dog.
H3H3H3.
OOH! W3 C4N OUT FOR SOM3 HOT DOGS SOM3T1M3.
Yo @contaiinedArmageddon2 you need two 2ee thii2 2hiit.
0h don't w0rry. i instigated it. my machinations are l0ng. ty though. she better n0t be muscling in on my biz th0ugh...
The maiin thiing though, II know T-2hiirt art when II 2ee iit. Thii2 ii2 peak.
i would advice against eating hot dogs or any dogs for that matter but i like the combination of words fuck … machine it does feel relatable
OH! DON'T WORRY HOT DOGS 4R3 FOOD NOT 4CTU4L DOGS! BUT H4H4, GL4D YOU R3L4T3.
big hyuge news btdubz :D !!!!! mommaz been exerising an im on 5 jumperop skips in a row saurrr its liek SO OVAR 4 my enemies
:33< hell yeah momma k33p it up!!!
i so fckn will the only thing holdin me back is my tig ole biddiez
:33< i dont s33 anyathing wrong with those if mew ask meow... :33< i kinda like them ;33c :33< #nsw ish #suggestive ish
gurrrrl u and me BOFF these thangs b thangin
:33< hell yeah!!! :33< k33p being pawsome momma!
:33< what i really like about the knotty badge is its the destiny knot furom pokemon :33< also its a ball of yarn so meowbeast brain loves that!
:33< two peopurr have asked so here they are mewre horoscopes fur today :33< ♈ mew desrve all the love in the world... take it by furce :33< ♉ mew n33d to drink more watpurr if mew dont mewll dry up like a rasin :33< ♊ beclawme the purresedent of chainsaws right away! :33< ♋ we all know what mew did... FESS UP! :33< ♌ yestpurrday was bad do betpurr today mew furkup! :33< ♍ vile plots are against mew sniff them out or be destroyed :33< ♎ mew should listen to weird als "thats mewre horoscope fur today" today :33< ♏ k33p that vile plot of mewrs undpurr wraps virgos onto mew! :33< ♐ mew should go to the cluuuub!!! :33< ♑ mew should be in 3 purrlaces at once its a great purrlan! :33< ♒ mewre gonna be the like 25th doctor on doctor who purrpare fur this role by destroying trashcans with a screwdrivfur :33< ♓ we all know mewre good at throwing tridents but have mew tried bidents?
:33< mewre talling meow latula snuck into mewr own house and ate mewre snacks? :33< this is a serious crime kankri
:33< so mew mean to tell meow :33< that mew at no point :33< had a little snack? :33< a little treat fur kankri last night?
:33< AHA! :33< mew clawnfessed then!!! :33< self care is impurrtant!
Sigh. 6aseless accusati9ns... I was just at h9me nearly all last night 6ecause I didn't want t9 6e near the gala... 6ecause I d9n't like cr9wds. And y9u accuse me 9f a thing I never did...
:33< that was a tactic to make mew clawnfess to nyat taking care of mewrself by having a little late night treat like mew deserve!
:33< furiendly remindpurr that my horoscopes are just as real as all horoscopes :))
MOMMA GOT BADGES fck yaaaa das wut takin a social media break does 4 ur brain tbh
i miss @dagothUr dose any1 knw if hes ok pls reply asappy
hhaaaaiiiiiii mommaz back frm her big dummythiqq confrenssssss how r my bbygrlz
:33< doing just fine mizz momma!
zomggggg im sho glad (i wont lie) (rosie didn txt me 4 most off my tim away) (lowky thot yall DIED)
:33< nope im still kicking around doing my classic bits and shit :33< dont look at what i did yestpurrday.
.................... bbygrl now im liek sno crious...........
:33< i had a bit of a menty b :33< a lil bit of a breakdown :33< just like a little four hour cry that ended with meow passed out sobbing in a furiends lap
oh lawd i kno that feel so fureeeeeakin bad ): im srry sweatie that musta been rl hard n i hope yr fren wuz like SO NICEY abt it (u can always get mommahugz if ya need em i gotshu)
:33< she was so niceys and i will take hugs thank mew
considdr yrsefl GLOMPED darlin ilysm ur strong smort n so cutenezz
:33< thank mewwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3
i cld liek...... so go 4 a muffin rn
i want a blueberfy mucffjn so bad
same but make it a trip chocochip muffn OOOGHH mommaz got a CRAvin
dody ou go through the 5 stages of grief when uou reacted to my chitt holy fixl
ZOMG NO i use all da buttons n spam react cuz theres not enuff WUV U buttons ): dey got me MAD NERFD bbygrl its cray
first time getting called "babygirl" i laughed so hadd i fell out of bed Thnams ks homeslice
errbody bbygrl 2 me cept #myrosie (bc thas #myrosie duh) nd bbythyz or bbybyz (i jst assume erry1z a bbygrl on da innnerwebs)
ewwwwww wtf is dattttt un da tl UNCESNRD #tagurpost #thatsapenis
lawlz jk alrdy blocktttt cuz mommaz not into posarrrrs
new mommaz mandate: u must be snicker thick 2 b my favorite (UNLESS yr #myrosie in which caseeeeee) (u can be wateva u wan) (ily bby) (mwahmwahmhwa) #widewednesday
If you're into #feet, neither foot is the wrong one to get off on.
That was not meant to be made public.
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okkk confesh tiem......... mommaz lowkey forgorn her password..... but she BAKKKKK nd totes rockin rollin !!!! tbqfh i wuz madsss busy doin styffs 2 saaooo gomen XD
How did you forget your password? You attached it to a sticky note underneath the gargantuan sparkly wizard statue nearest your desk. You have the operational security of a Tomb Raider level for the MS-DOS, Mom.
LISNEEE......... i wrote it in code n didn rembr ma system ): ): ): my brainz 2 joos nd my booty 2 fat u CANNOT spect more den dat
Hate this additional point of clarity. Thanks, Mother.
ur welkum bbygrl ilysm i hope ur schoolwrkz goin gud (:
that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant that evil twink will get pregnant
what
you muSsst truSsst me he haSss to before the ghb makeSss it illegal
i will worry about that
oh look two muSsscular blue bloodSss are beating the Ssshit out of each other
YESSS UNITE THE PEOPLE THIS IS THE REVOLUTION THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
i dont want to be mean to any dave but it is sort of confusing i guess my chest being small :( makes me inherently feminist or something?? i dont get it
who dafuq knowz atp im litcherally moar boobs than brainz by volume n i wuv bein thicc af so idk WHAT he talkin abt ??? mommaz needs subtitls lolll
I don't normally like to comment on things of this nature 8ut it is, quite frankly, a ridiculous take. It isn't as though people's 8odies conform to one stock standard. And it's not like anyone can help how much they, ah, develop in certain areas! It's like criticizing someone for how tall they are.
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
u r soooooooooo rite bbygrl i was thinkin on all 4000 acres a booba 4 dis 1 tryna figure out wtf critiquin boobz gonna do abt gals w bustin bust ??? 2 evry bbygrl blessed in da chest: ily pls dont let boyz chafe ur cleaves
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
omg r we abt 2 kiss rn
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
It is definitionally and quite literally fucking yourself. Jerking off implies a level of passivity and lack of involvement on the part of at least half of the participants in the act. Like how one might tend to and groom a zoo animal. If it is not, might I again crudely propose, fucking yourself then there is a degree to which we are all voyeurs onto ourselves, forever surrendering each moment into the next, unable to purport to be anything but our own fatal attractions. that, and of course I would fuck my own clone. I know how it works. That would be the easiest lay in the span of paradox space.
LAWLX tbh ive been thnkin on this 1 basicklly 4eva n i gotta say id fuck my clone mommaz tits clean off (unless she aint got em then we fuckn em on) its TOTES sexo tho cuz we nasty #nsfw #clonefucking #selfcest
the m༄therfucker w༄nt be able t༄ walk ༄nce i'm d༄ne with him if we're being frank
awwright wwell i think i could get dowwn wwith a little bit a ampora on ampora action~
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you were warned that halfassing it would get you called a coward you cant complain when it happens anyway were talking clones here do you like/hate yourself enough to fuck yourself