Mizz Momma
@thatGamerrrgrl
samh hotstyff to my bbygrl rosieee @flightyBroad go say hi orr die by my BLADE lmoa -- og mud mistress n #1 lolmaxxerrrr
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
i dont want to be mean to any dave but it is sort of confusing i guess my chest being small :( makes me inherently feminist or something?? i dont get it
who dafuq knowz atp im litcherally moar boobs than brainz by volume n i wuv bein thicc af so idk WHAT he talkin abt ??? mommaz needs subtitls lolll
I don't normally like to comment on things of this nature 8ut it is, quite frankly, a ridiculous take. It isn't as though people's 8odies conform to one stock standard. And it's not like anyone can help how much they, ah, develop in certain areas! It's like criticizing someone for how tall they are.
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
u r soooooooooo rite bbygrl i was thinkin on all 4000 acres a booba 4 dis 1 tryna figure out wtf critiquin boobz gonna do abt gals w bustin bust ??? 2 evry bbygrl blessed in da chest: ily pls dont let boyz chafe ur cleaves
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
lawlzzzzzz jk tha doc sed im 100 perzent fuckkd up on #fool juice lmoa
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
I have just returned from the physician. Great news! I have been diagnosed with #normal on this hallowed #AprilNormalDay. What luck!
Isn't it wonderful? I have attained a sort of... zen with this knowledge.
Thank you very much. I enjoy reinforcing my already stellar mood with the accolades of internet strangers!
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
BBYGRL I WISHHHH i am trampln thos poor things its litcherally so sadge
supa mega thxxxxx bbygrl u make a mommaz feel so pretty
MOM. ASK ME TO HOLD THE CAMERA HIGHER NEXT TIME.
WATTTT n waste all my best ASSets ??? mommaz dont giv out hr face 4 free bbygrl thats liek so gauche
they got NO IDER how CYUTE she is #myrosie
its litchery HARDWIRED in2 me i hav 2 follo EVRY ROSIE who folows me....... mommaz <3 s just that big n full off luvz
ok ok aaaoooooooaky da newz is....... mommz finally got off her bootyass n got her tism diagnosin appntmnt schedueled UP (liek so fckinnnnn nervyyyyy) ssssoooooar were gunna see if mommaz #normz or smth else
yall.......... mommaz got big news but idk how mach yallwld liek...... get it ??
saw da GNARLIEEESSTTT car crash 2day n i will nt lie........ i ate tha fuqqq outta some froyo watchin them tow dat shit (#myrosie ws ther 2) (i love her) (she wore a scarf i mde) (litcherally dyin a qtness) #violence #caraccident #liekthatshniztoetesFLIPPED
my litl #golden bbygrl.. my litl hater4life..... im litcherally so proud off u @flightyBroad take da #piss outta evry1 u meet
bbygrlz.. it mite b fureekn ovar for mommaz.. i woke up hungry n i don even have da enrgy 2 make food........ plz pray 4 me in da tryin tiems at hand
Never fear. Your daughter not fishing for illicit use of the credit card is here. I will be at your ever smitten service.
fckkkk i litcherally wuv u SO MACH how is 1 rosie th bestest n qtest n sweetniest ?????? da world wil nevr knooooo
zomg did my ass post break da platform..... le gods hve SPOKEN ig
shoutout 2 my bbygrl 4 bein da qtesttttt bt specialy wen shes doin her wingz (litcherally da most adorbz evar) (them armz in MOTION) #preciousangels #myrosie #stimming
wuz lookn at pics off her bc im #indafeels abt her growin up n fckkkk yall shes my sunshine ??? liek fr ??
I thought you lost those. I thought I burnt them to scorched smithereens. They're cursed, Mom, hexed. Wholly unnecessary. Be rid of them at once. And whatever you do. Do. Not. Post.
BUT ROSIEEEEEEE u look liek a litl angelllllllll ur so so so sos oooososooo cyutee
i lived beyotch #bathroom #1hourmadness #therewerecasualties
sum1 watch my chittr i gotta use da #bathroom #prayformomma #therewillbecasualties
my booty ass Btrain me cuz i just got brand new pants n WAT DO YA KNO!!!!!!!!! rip
soooozzzzz i THINK theres enuff mamaz on here 2 ask this one: wat does ur litl angle get up 2 (liek hobbyz n suxh) that U hve recntly been all "lemme get on that 2 bbygrl" (4 bonding shore but jst in gen) cuz FAR ME its been crochet (#myrosie does knittink) (shes SHO good) (im le dawg at it) #momssticktogether #mamaposting #preciousangels
You are, “le dawg” at it in the sense that you are zenith, azimuth, apex, ‘top dog’, as it were. Not dogshit. I am wrapped in a polka dot hole hentai bubble censor-like quilt you made right now.
waaaaAAAAHHHHH rosieeeeeeeee ur gunna mke me BLUSH /// shadup im so #humble <3 <3
Mother-daughter Needlepoint Sampler, Felicity American Girl style. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bbc8be95f27b.jpeg
ddawwwww so qtpieeee i hope ur litl fingerz r doin ok tho (i b STABBIN MYSLF doin needlpnt its craycray)
I wrap your fingers in bandages as one would in, perhaps, 1776, on the battlefield. #WhenwillMothertakeme #ToColonialWilliamsburg #Sad #Depression #HistoricalReenactment
imma b SHO hoenst bbygrl i think da sepsis will tke me b4 war pls find a bootiful some1 to settl dwn w ..... it wld bring momma somach joy
I'm going to have to do #EvilSurgery on you Mother, in order to cure your #EvilSepsis. Please lie on the cold gurney.
ZOMG swetnie i didnt kno u gradumated medical skool..... ok ok ok #evilsurgery but u gotta b in a qt nurse fit (litcherally in da roolz) (it maks th healin faster) (als makes me wanna smooch ur adorbl face)
Please note that the current timeline has adjusted and now instead of a Revolutionary War Battlefield we are inside a hospital, and I am dressed the fuck down in a Candy Striper outfit, ready to inject you with #ForeignSubstances to cure you of your #Sepsis... you shall survive, because medical care has significantly advanced in the past 12 seconds. #AndthenIgiveyou #Anevilkiss #Incest #OnyourNotEvilHead
im cured.. p sure ill nevr b sick agan !! you r such a lifesavvr bbygrl pls accept my eternl wuv n affectionz 4eva moar (i am kissin ur aborbl face 1 million tiemz) (this is medicin) (im sharin w u) #preciousangels #anevilkiss #evilkisses #incest implication for da squeemizh
it is SO nicey outsid but im like totes in my undies n robes n shniz like dat.. dare i go sit on da porch ............................ #nsfw
gud marningggggg evry1 (or gnite 2 trolls mwah) it is day 2 of mommaz pain flarez so we taken it MAD ez w sum gamin
wen i say u almst got me on dat thing bt i gotta lay low bbygrl da goddang hat mafia iz AFTER momma (who do u main tho)
I switch between Heavy and Demo/knight depending on how I feel, and sometimes Engie if our team really needs one.
awwwwwwwnnww that is SO sweetiepie off u tbh imma freek #certifiable so im on dat pyro medic grindr
Playing Medic is very respectable work. I thank you for your service to the community.