Mizz Momma
@thatGamerrrgrl
samh hotstyff to my bbygrl rosieee @flightyBroad go say hi orr die by my BLADE lmoa -- og mud mistress n #1 lolmaxxerrrr
mommaz goin out 2 da gas station dos anybuddy need styff ??????
gud newZzzzzzzzzZZZZZie bbygrlz momma day wus a HIT nd i got moar froyo wif rosie than either of us cld eat plus da biggest freakin sammich
You make me sound like some scurrying pest making off with as much as my cheeks could carry. While not strictly inaccurate, is still taxonomically untrue. We had ONE Froyo and full sized sandwich they neglected to cut.
dayum i should get myself sum brekfast froyo
it waz shoooooooooooooo effin gooooood 2 waddahel
mommaz in a bind 2day............ i wanna hang out wif rosie but i dont freakin rembr if we made planz or nawt
big hyuge news btdubz :D !!!!! mommaz been exerising an im on 5 jumperop skips in a row saurrr its liek SO OVAR 4 my enemies
:33< hell yeah momma k33p it up!!!
:33< i dont s33 anyathing wrong with those if mew ask meow... :33< i kinda like them ;33c :33< #nsw ish #suggestive ish
MOMMA GOT BADGES fck yaaaa das wut takin a social media break does 4 ur brain tbh
i miss @dagothUr dose any1 knw if hes ok pls reply asappy
hhaaaaiiiiiii mommaz back frm her big dummythiqq confrenssssss how r my bbygrlz
zomggggg im sho glad (i wont lie) (rosie didn txt me 4 most off my tim away) (lowky thot yall DIED)
:33< nope im still kicking around doing my classic bits and shit :33< dont look at what i did yestpurrday.
:33< i had a bit of a menty b :33< a lil bit of a breakdown :33< just like a little four hour cry that ended with meow passed out sobbing in a furiends lap
oh lawd i kno that feel so fureeeeeakin bad ): im srry sweatie that musta been rl hard n i hope yr fren wuz like SO NICEY abt it (u can always get mommahugz if ya need em i gotshu)
considdr yrsefl GLOMPED darlin ilysm ur strong smort n so cutenezz
i cld liek...... so go 4 a muffin rn
i want a blueberfy mucffjn so bad
same but make it a trip chocochip muffn OOOGHH mommaz got a CRAvin
dody ou go through the 5 stages of grief when uou reacted to my chitt holy fixl
ZOMG NO i use all da buttons n spam react cuz theres not enuff WUV U buttons ): dey got me MAD NERFD bbygrl its cray
first time getting called "babygirl" i laughed so hadd i fell out of bed Thnams ks homeslice
errbody bbygrl 2 me cept #myrosie (bc thas #myrosie duh) nd bbythyz or bbybyz (i jst assume erry1z a bbygrl on da innnerwebs)
ewwwwww wtf is dattttt un da tl UNCESNRD #tagurpost #thatsapenis
lawlz jk alrdy blocktttt cuz mommaz not into posarrrrs
new mommaz mandate: u must be snicker thick 2 b my favorite (UNLESS yr #myrosie in which caseeeeee) (u can be wateva u wan) (ily bby) (mwahmwahmhwa) #widewednesday
okkk confesh tiem......... mommaz lowkey forgorn her password..... but she BAKKKKK nd totes rockin rollin !!!! tbqfh i wuz madsss busy doin styffs 2 saaooo gomen XD
How did you forget your password? You attached it to a sticky note underneath the gargantuan sparkly wizard statue nearest your desk. You have the operational security of a Tomb Raider level for the MS-DOS, Mom.
LISNEEE......... i wrote it in code n didn rembr ma system ): ): ): my brainz 2 joos nd my booty 2 fat u CANNOT spect more den dat
Hate this additional point of clarity. Thanks, Mother.
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
i dont want to be mean to any dave but it is sort of confusing i guess my chest being small :( makes me inherently feminist or something?? i dont get it
who dafuq knowz atp im litcherally moar boobs than brainz by volume n i wuv bein thicc af so idk WHAT he talkin abt ??? mommaz needs subtitls lolll
I don't normally like to comment on things of this nature 8ut it is, quite frankly, a ridiculous take. It isn't as though people's 8odies conform to one stock standard. And it's not like anyone can help how much they, ah, develop in certain areas! It's like criticizing someone for how tall they are.
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
u r soooooooooo rite bbygrl i was thinkin on all 4000 acres a booba 4 dis 1 tryna figure out wtf critiquin boobz gonna do abt gals w bustin bust ??? 2 evry bbygrl blessed in da chest: ily pls dont let boyz chafe ur cleaves
NOW LET'S NOT BE RASH. YOu SHOuLD STILL ALWAYS BE CRITISIZING THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. SHORT PEOPLE. ARE NOT A PROTECTED CLASS. OF ARTILLARY TARGETS. JuST BECAuSE THEY ARE LOWER TO THE GROuND. SCuRRY EASY. AND HARDER TO HIT. THAT SAID. AS A WORLD CLASS PROTECTOR. OF BITCHES. AND VAGuE MAGAZINE'S. FEMINISTA OF THE YEARISTA. 2012. I BELIEVE STRONGLY. THAT IT IS NOT THE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S CHARACTER THAT MATTERS. OR HER PuRSE. BuT HER PuRE. uNCLASPED. TIT FIGuRES. THAT MATTER MOST. IN THE WORDS. OF IRIS MARION YOuNG. TITS ARE...AND THEN I STOPPED LISTENING BEYOND THAT POINT. BECAuSE A WOMAN WAS SPEAKING. BuT I BET SHE WOuLD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOuT THIS SORT OF. RIDICuLOuS. BACKWARDS ASS. DOuBLE STANDARD. WOMEN ALWAYS DO. ALWAYS TRYING TO RuIN A GOOD THING. TOO BAD THIS DAVE. uNLIKE MOST MEN OF HIS SPECIES. CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE GOOD THING TO SAY. ABOuT WOMEN. VERY SAD!
lawlzzzzzz jk tha doc sed im 100 perzent fuckkd up on #fool juice lmoa
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
I have just returned from the physician. Great news! I have been diagnosed with #normal on this hallowed #AprilNormalDay. What luck!
Isn't it wonderful? I have attained a sort of... zen with this knowledge.
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Thank you very much. I enjoy reinforcing my already stellar mood with the accolades of internet strangers!
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
i bet flowers bloom when you walk ;-;
BBYGRL I WISHHHH i am trampln thos poor things its litcherally so sadge
supa mega thxxxxx bbygrl u make a mommaz feel so pretty
MOM. ASK ME TO HOLD THE CAMERA HIGHER NEXT TIME.
WATTTT n waste all my best ASSets ??? mommaz dont giv out hr face 4 free bbygrl thats liek so gauche
haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy watcha dooin up in my selfies mista mista ???? LAWL ur soooo cyute
wvwho, me?? wvwhy i am just seeing the lovwely sights, completely normal and nothing suggestivwe about it. coincidentally i happen to think that nice selfie could be enhanced if you had someone else in it to drape yourself ovwer. i can help wvwith that.
they got NO IDER how CYUTE she is #myrosie
its litchery HARDWIRED in2 me i hav 2 follo EVRY ROSIE who folows me....... mommaz <3 s just that big n full off luvz
ok ok aaaoooooooaky da newz is....... mommz finally got off her bootyass n got her tism diagnosin appntmnt schedueled UP (liek so fckinnnnn nervyyyyy) ssssoooooar were gunna see if mommaz #normz or smth else
yall.......... mommaz got big news but idk how mach yallwld liek...... get it ??