moxie ᝰ.ᐟ 🛸 ୭˚. ᵎᵎ
@moxieCrystal
I have now learned A LOT about trolls and hoomans - This account is #nsfw - This account personal messages are open - This is not account for CLODS - Do not hate my posts because I am a glorp
Hi this is Moxie Cry'Stal from a planet Glorp, Nation of Glorp and its city of ... Glorp As you can see despite these people discovery of faster then light travel, burgers and on demand psychic television, they aren't the most creative bunch but they will argue on this being "not a just" statement for hours Just imagine a planet full of Peridots from that one cartoon, you know the one. They are easy to anger, incredibly gullible but also smart beyond measure. But they are not monolith! In fact they have 54 other glorpian nations with their own cultures and such And of course it means Moxie is a unique glorpian for she is one which our earth mind might consider an air head, a bimbo, and maybe just a little bit slutty (it's not a little) So yes she talks about clods, argues about various tv shows but also drunk drives and may or may not be just traveling the galaxy from one frat party to another She is a unique one alright ... #suggestive #nsfwish
several people now “wished me well on my future journey” what journey???? what is happening it is just a flu bunch of clods
Good luck moxxie!
have been feeling weird in my stomach lately strange sense of nausea and overall off balance plus the need to consume weird food from my fridge unit probably some unknown troll space sickness
Consider going to a trusted physician. Preferably one that’s really, really chill about some stuff.
wonder what that could possibly be!
It Would Be Wise For You To Visit A Medical Facility If You Can. Diseases Of Any Kind May Be Potentially Fatal, Especially If 3y Are Of Al3n Origin.
you're gonna wanna take a pregnancy test idk about all this beatin around the bush shit
sorry
just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank glorp i don't know, but today seems kinda odd no barkin' from the dozzog, no smog and ship ai cooked the breakfast with no hog i got my grub on, but didn't glorp out finally got a text from a girl i wanna dig out hooked it up for later as i hit the stars thinkin', "will i live another 25?"
Unbelievable pull. SSR rank.
Ɏ ba-a-ars Ɏ
#woaw #suggestive #robot outside of that, going to take a sleep thank you for all the asks tonight and for welcoming me back moxie next goals? 1) get people to “hang” (not the killing kind!) at my new shape ship 2) get some of those badges i see around i have a need!
for the se(ond one, talk to @imjunior, he'll set 7ou up
:33< ill hang on mewre spaceship with mew meowxie!
anon is asking “given your affinity for it, do you think you’re actually capable of procreating with a human or a troll? it’d be kind of fucking odd if so, but i’m curious regardless.” rude and i do not think i know my body is capable #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
i think i know the answer to this
@catastrophicgalaxy is asking “okay okay!!! let us work out a deal here!!! what if i sent you a free sample of one of my more …. risqué bots!!! and in return you promote it if you are satisfied!!!! wink wink!!!! nudge nudge!!!!!” first of all i get robots in my personal messages already second of all yeah okay but i will do a live review to post something for my account #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
OKAY WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!!
alright this was surpassingly fun keep asking me question i will answer them later! i have a nice appointment this night #winkwink
:33< share details moxie!
:33< FUN!
@paradoxicalapathy is asking “what’s your opinion on cute human girls?” moxie opinion is that she is available have tons of stamina and loves to have fun https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
ཐི༏ཋྀ Hehe, right of course! - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
@catastrophicgalaxy is asking “do you think you could ever give us a tour of your space ship 8)?? also buy my stuff!!!!” do not promote yourself in my asks!!! and yes i am planning we had upgraded it from the previous two suit saucer … although the tours i am planning on doing are #nsfw wink wink https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
@bummelboogie is asking “do you have a favourite food?” milkshake! next is pumpkin pie and after that okroshka. this is of course hooman food a glorpian like me adores a good grub under a coat along with a fresh handful of zorgian juice https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
@broadcastbeyond is asking “what defines a clod?” oaf idiot clown goose lump dummy fool looser dunce doofus oaf goon airhead clod clod a clod is someone who think they are smarter then a glorp in question!!! https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
[⏺️📶📈] I see.
forgor to say that the ask is not just for nsfw questions moxie appreciate all the non clod attention https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
@bummelboogie asked “what’s the most sex you’ve had in 24 hours?” … saying this to you now makes it rather awkward but i had once been to one of those party planets and there was this group of specific aliens … they could shed their whole beings to be reborn. i do not remember the night but i do remember the day and as i counted (even if counting is rather hard to gauge) i had around 1873 ejaculating happening with my help before i passed our if you mean partners in 24 hours then 4 #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
god damn, mox
something to keep in mind, and no mistake
whip and nae nae is asking “does it clap? does it wobble when you jump up and down?” first of all if you are clod who can not even read that you need to put your chittr handle correctly don’t ever ask again second it does and my other troll friend like it #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
an anon is asking “heyy there moxie! i guess i just wanted to know, since you made this ask nsfw and all, what is yyour favorite breeding position? do you like to be woman handled? get on top? slow and romantic with eyye contact? or all animals like?” 1. my favorite position is the one where my partner holds my by the legs with my face looking away from them … i believe it is called pile driving question 2. i do quite a lot the taller the better 3. also yes moxie loves to see trolls squirm 4. this is sometimes too overwhelming for me … glorpians do not perform acts this way 5. i am mostly have been used by more primitive alien creatures on my adventures #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
an anon is asking “have you considered becoming a mime. you would look good in a beret” uh no question i do not particularly enjoy jugg of loss and prefer to look at clowns from a safe distance. i do look good in a beret https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
an anon is asking “one more synapse … oh, by alternia. surely i must be able to maintain a conversation past saying my name and passing out. is anyone out there?” … #whatdatmean next https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
an anon is asking “how does your species reproduce? are you chlorophyllic? how does one glorp make so many children??” 1. glorpians have many different subspecies among our ranks each one having a different reproduction cycle, my kind is called breeders we are made to take in the cum (or produce it) to then create clusters of eggs on their planet. i can have multiple samples within me which all eventually make an egg cluster (this answers third question too) 2. we have evolved from our glorpian species of ants … we are green because we are #awesome #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
everyone is doing this moxie has decided to put a spin on it by making it #nsfw so ask away https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
everyone is doing ask me anything i asked some question that was fun maybe i should make my own ask me anything #freecontent