🛸~~moxie~~👽
@moxieCrystal
it was noted that hoomans love putting their STRANGE opinions on the big wide invisible spider webs, I didn’t know non hooman trolls did too, annoying
Hi this is Moxie Cry'Stal from a planet Glorp, Nation of Glorp and its city of ... Glorp As you can see despite these people discovery of faster then light travel, burgers and on demand psychic television, they aren't the most creative bunch but they will argue on this being "not a just" statement for hours Just imagine a planet full of Peridots from that one cartoon, you know the one. They are easy to anger, incredibly gullible but also smart beyond measure. But they are not monolith! In fact they have 54 other glorpian nations with their own cultures and such And of course it means Moxie is a unique glorpian for she is one which our earth mind might consider an air head, a bimbo, and maybe just a little bit slutty (it's not a little) So yes she talks about clods, argues about various tv shows but also drunk drives and may or may not be just traveling the galaxy from one frat party to another She is a unique one alright ... #suggestive #nsfwish
Hi this is Moxie Cry'Stal from a planet Glorp, Nation of Glorp and its city of ... Glorp As you can see despite these people discovery of faster then light travel, burgers and on demand psychic television, they aren't the most creative bunch but they will argue on this being "not a just" statement for hours Just imagine a planet full of Peridots from that one cartoon, you know the one. They are easy to anger, incredibly gullible but also smart beyond measure. But they are not monolith! In fact they have 54 other glorpian nations with their own cultures and such And of course it means Moxie is a unique glorpian for she is one which our earth mind might consider an air head, a bimbo, and maybe just a little bit slutty (it's not a little) So yes she talks about clods, argues about various tv shows but also drunk drives and may or may not be just traveling the galaxy from one frat party to another She is a unique one alright ... #suggestive #nsfwish
another crash same space officer hoping praying my gaborts in their face would sweeten (disgusting hooman phrase bitter is of course th better word for it) the deal do not message for not many minutes #suggestive
autopilots are amazing invention by the greatest glorpian minds do not like that it keeps crushing me into asteroid gas stations what is this? hooman earth industrial complex output? i have five unpaid tickets not just
I'm... sipping my midnight water like a little hoofbeast-
a very just post i like to add a little grub princess to my yok it makes the cosmic transit a lot better
the trolls are polishing their blorps in my posts not just #nsfw
🜏 ii♱ aiin'♱ my faul♱ iim famousssssssss ♅
moxie undertands many glorpians would come to squish her gaborts bad mood at parties but the yok juice was good forgiven #nsfw
wrong wrong app hoomans cant make good app can you delete? it is wrong one i should message the trolls responsibles for this thinking not typing why would you use fingers they are for TOTALLY different purposes
it is not ALLOWED to laugh at me i know how to deal with hooman variety of trolls those nasty little argh CLODS
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oh shit my bad i didn't know i was laughing at you :( sorry if that came off as insensitive, i'm not that bad of a girl you know
YOU CAN'T DELETE MESSAGES. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS EDIT ROOT-LEVEL POSTS, WHEN VIEWING THEM FROM THE PROFILE PAGE.
this is a just reply you are now the second best hooman after Ronald McDonald of course
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~YO~u can idi~Ot! Find it using the search bar and y~Ou can rechit that way~
found a fascinating new app to add to my hooman app device they call phoo-ne which is frankly idiotic it should be called ear-mouth-think-machine-for-stupid-hooman-brains.b4 (because everyone knows the bee stands for beest) it is also populated with trolls, juvenile name lacks the proper cadence they could use a softer pronunciation! Like us … glorps … it is not stupid it’s royal and interesting!! there will be more to come but for now I have to scroll this app using my fingers like a hooman ARGHHS
of course a hooman would be saying this you have not even a slightest clue of what glorp hour is which is real and just day of jolly where we i should not be saying what is that we do here for i do not remember too much yok juice