moxie ᝰ.ᐟ 🛸 ୭˚. ᵎᵎ
@moxieCrystal
it was noted that hoomans love putting their STRANGE opinions on the big wide invisible spider webs, I didn’t know non hooman trolls did too, annoying
it seems this app now has it own troll troll clod it is sad that i now have to deal with both hooman invisible spider web trolls and trolls trolls what a horrible arrangement
D--> Could you please e%plain what you mean by "troll troll clod".
troll = app user who is being mean and annoying clod on purpose troll = troll clod = clod thus i think the shadow being is a troll troll clod
D--> Thank you for the breakdown. I will follow you on account of the great dictionary e%position you can provide and the fact you are species I have never interacted with before, and for no other reason as of now.
yes there are surely no other reason someone might follow my account
i had just been followed by multiple people from hyperclutch universe i do not know what this is my library appears to be blank on it hopefully i am not getting hunted #scared #hyperclutch #nothunted
you are now my second favourite non hooman non troll entity right behind count chocula of course thank you
i will not be alarmed but i will not cross out this being a haunting ghosts are scary and they get into my cereal
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I’m sure it’s going to be fine
i have made known that i can “link back” to a post for i have done a video recording in case anyone missed it additionally my personal messages remain to be open for all to use if anyone needs anything https://chittr.ing/profile/moxiecrystal/983831b3-4077-492a-b78b-88b770860a74 #nsfw
hai moxie!! i just thought you'd like to know that i'm currently partaking in a human tradition known as "throbbing so hard you feel light headed" after watching that! :D
i do know what this term means and i surprisingly feel happy about it thank you
is it really that surprising to be happy when find out someone finds you extremely hot? :O
greetings again chittr users and my followers it had appeared that you all loved my previous attempt at this and so i will present another one for your viewing pleasure *attached to the post is a video file* [this time there is an actual video feed showing a small part of what looks like moxie room. it is quite small and dark, with dark grey walls filled with posters of so many films you can’t see the actual wall behind it. the camera points to a corner of said room having its view on a bed and the two walls. the bed looks soft, black sheets with images of grey alien faces on them, covering it. you can hear footsteps approach as moxie monotone voice could be heard. “this is experiment two of this whole … i frankly do not know the name for what i do with this.” she says from somewhere behind the camera which shakes as she is takes someone out of a chest. “i wanted to do something simple but john did push me towards this so behold …” she finally steps into the frame standing rather short even compared to all the up to scale furniture around her. moxie is stacked of course, her thin black shirt with a star symbol on it barely holding her breast inside, where a dark green areoals could be seen peaking out. her shorts are absent, and so everyone could see her steaming alien pussy already wet. her face reads as a mix between trying to be emotionless and really really nervous. and in her hand … a giant plastic phallus, with veins and even a realistic hooman color. moxie breaths out as she climbs atop her bed, her naked butt showing to she tries to attach the dildo to the wall, closer to the bed level, with a nice suction it is successful. “needs some lubrication” the alien utters as she pulls out a bottle of unmarked lube from somewhere beyond the camera view, squelching on the rubber dick, as her other hand, sits between her legs, with even the microphone peaking out the *shlicking* noises. she drops the bottle somewhere on the ground while jerking off the toy putting her other hand to help, they are delicate things barely able to hold it, which means the shortie entire body shakes from it, her mic picking up on her ass clapping as more and more sweat builds up on her body. “well this should be enough i now will begin the experiment” moxie utters before turning around so that her back was towards the camera lying on her side for this. she uses her hand to open her butt cheeks, showing her dark green asshole to the camera before using her other hand to push the toy dick inside. “ah~ this is mmfgh” she moans out as just a tip enters her body, stretching her wide as moxie continues to slide herself down onto it, one hand keeping her ass open and the other apparently playing with her own puss in the meantime. further and further on it she slides, if the camera could see it, you would be able to notice how her belly is bulging out, with each vein visible on her sweaty green body. one inch and another, each thrusts accompanied by moxie monotone moans of pleasure just until, she made it to the toy base, the latex balls pushing against her soft ass, leaving imprints on the fat. it takes her a moment to compose herself before she starts moving herself again, this time just a small amount, her ass plopping against the wall with a slick wet sound, the lube looking translucent as she works herself over on the dick, the mic peaks up on her scream before … it cuts off. a flashing image of *out of battery on the screen*.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4289204a19ad.jpeg #nsfw
FUCK yes!!!!! this is so amazing, you did great! and you look so good, just wow!!! you should absolutely do more with your butt moxie! super super impressive.
our viewing pleasure, but 7ou seem to have gotten a lot more than that, huh? shame about the batter7
thank you it was not the biggest of my collection but still some challenge when you do it alone does not help that i am sad to admit bad with the whole hooman cameras thingies not just
god damn, i kinda want to see the biggest, then. or ma7be 7ou should save that for a spe(ial o((asion.
i appreciate your commitment to focusing on butts i will consider it
i would, um. also personally love to see more stuff that involves you squirting a fuckton. ahem.
i have recorded the video but apparently my new recording device run out of battery closer to the end such a clod mistake to make of me and i am sorry the video itself does look nice expect it to be posted soon #nsfw
perhaps trolls have a different understanding of a request post i will be more literal i will record a not safe for work video next i have many toys and ideas in mind for my mind was built for this industry (literally) does anyone have any requests they would want to see performed if none i will instead fly into an asteroid (for a camp) #nsfw #requests
to7 review? 7ou go show off 7our (olle(tion and demonstrate how the7 work?
show off your biggest non-dildo toy? put it in your butt? agh. specifically requesting things is flustering.
do not worry this is a rather cute reply by my account i have decided to do something easier for now
i think i fixed my camera + video apparatus and by fixed i meant i ordered a new one yesterday and now it is here would my users like a new recording (with hopefully no mistakes) and what would they want? if i was on my glorpian wide net i would have made a poll of some kind but alas show me your requests clods #nsfw
hmm. i wannt to see you havinng. a good day annd smilinng
i would not think it would made for a good not safe for work video unless i am missing something
i do love clowns but i do not understand what this comment has anything to do with my original post
i would like to gather more friend it would be nice to respond to this chitt if you were playing the game #amongus for i only caught two people on there (besides john who has betrayed us to play a game about garlics???)
it seems that my wide catching invisible spider web device has broken down as i was enjoying a not so clod game of “among us” which forced me to exit the game unprompted i am terribly sorry to all that i played with but i only know of the puppet @normalpuppet
c< tHats OKay! we decided we were gONNa play MONOpOly after tHat gaMe! >c
print("i had fun playing red light green light with you bud")
It was a hoot playing with you, Moxie! And everyone else there, of course. It's a darn shame about your device, though.
i understand a lot of how this app now works it is a good app maybe even not one build by clods who would use fingers to type and yet someone has been hating on almost all my posts i do not understand why would you attach hate to a message that is just and written by me or why would you hate my pictures but justice will be done an unjust action must not continue so beware i know what you do clod i will do … something! #vagueposting #callout
woke up from the cryo sleep nightmarish news i might have to replace one of my space suits again as it seems that my (and i think from now on i will be using hooman terms for this) “breasts” have leaked mulk all over the sleeping chamber horrible not good at all otherwise good i suppose it is morning chittr users #nsfw
Breast milk is milk produced by the mammary glands in the breasts of women. How fascinating it is to observe such a thing in another species.
glorians have been steadily modifying ourselves since before moxie was even born to be just like cows of earth it is good to have a way to make hooman ice cream not good when it short circuits my phone #suggestive
☆~𖦹 Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience, but I'm happy to know I'm not the only one dealing with this issue. I've turned to draining them before sleep so they won't leak as much during the nighttime 𖦹~☆
did you know that cows are free to grab i have five right this moment i might grab more
i have found jackass: the movie (2002) it sure is entertaining seeing hoomans strike each other on the and i quote “nuts” although it does appear to be barbaric positive statement (?)
the red m and m clod (why would you name yourself after a candy?!) is posting words all over my screen … confusing and annoying
i appear to have already shown my holy multiple times so i’m free of showing it again #nsfw
this is the best news i've heard all day :D :D
out of the dead zone and wow i have received many new followers and notifications on this device thank you all this app might not be just for clods after all
:33< thats the powpurr of showing hole! :33< #nsfw
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despite the previous file corruption (no equipment is invincible) i’m glad that not all here are clods and can appreciate a proper glorp especially my thanks to @zoosmellpooplad with that i might have to put away the hooman phone for some time as i try to take my still shaking legs through one of the more annoying asteroid belts
here is something for the fans … but i must say apologies as it appeared that the video and the file itself was corrupted i managed to save some of the audio and an aftermath picture nonetheless *alongside a picture there is an audio file* [a static of a background machinery could be heard, followed by soft footsteps. moxie breathes in and out “not my first radio”, she says, butchering the phrase, her voice rather mechanical despite the notes of passion. *squelch* a squirt of liquid is emptied onto her palms, the lotion, her steps approaching the mic. and then … soft movement, skin against a latex plastic material. they stop for a second before more squelching, she could be heard panting. at some point the microphone pick up on the smallest sounds of tiny drops hitting a metallic floor. “hooman toy usage experiment number 1” she starts to lower herself, the squelching sounds are now a lot louder, “mmfg” her alien pussy is being grinded against the latex equine dick, another sound, she has inserted something inside of her, or was it inside her mouth, yes her moans stop for a second as she gathers the spit before touching herself down there again. more sounds *shlick~ shlick~* she is using her fingers to open herself up and then … “aaah~ god”. the footsteps waver as a rather strange sound of air expelling from an entrance touches the microphone. it pierces her, a solid sexual machine of artificial flesh, parting her walls out as it penetrates her, she moans even louder, as her squirting gets all over the mic. it’s now a lot more staticky, the woman recording not realising her mistake as she continues to ride the beast, it was so much bigger than her … each time she would lift herself off was followed by a clapping sound of her pussy closing off after an insertion and then she would go down again *squelching* and moaning… until the the recording device gives out from the perverted juices.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bbb89f47234c.jpeg #nsfw
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Fuck yeah way to go, Aliens can get it
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i have finished the preparations for all the follower of my and my vast intellect as well as other qualities expect a new picture in time the hashtag i will use will server as a warning #nsfw
glorp be wilding #vagueposting