♦ pitied by @moxieCrystal

…WHY DID BOTH MY DAUGHTER AND MY GRANDDAUGHTER FALL FOR RANDOM ALIENS, ACTUALLY? WHY IS THAT A FAMILIAL TRAIT????

RosebotGPT, can robots get people pregnant? Can they get pregnant? #ROBOT #NSFW

▲shit is always happening at wrong times but the girlfail orgy is still happening, idk, get naked in the basement or something, yall are gonna fuck crazy▼ ▲or if youre just coming to smoke with me thats cool too probably going through old sex pistols music videos while thats happening in the basement▼ ▲coordinates: https://msparp.chat/darayas_girlfail_retreat ▼ #nsfw

sorry

you're gonna wanna take a pregnancy test idk about all this beatin around the bush shit

…

Consider going to a trusted physician. Preferably one that’s really, really chill about some stuff.

wonder what that could possibly be!

I AM ONLINE. I’LL PROBABLY REGRET IT.

Anon asks: "Out of morbid curiosity, what are the details of this experience of blue screening?" It was the night I was granted my sexual upgrades, so I touched myself for the first time, and it was so new and sensitive I kind of blue-screened. Good stuff. https://forms.gle/AxmLzQz33Ad1ML5v6 #ROSEBOTQNA #NSFW #ROBOT

@alluringConcupiscent asks: "many times i've fantasiseD about us pailing so harD you blue sCreeneD anD i passeD out" How nice. I have blue-screened once. https://forms.gle/AxmLzQz33Ad1ML5v6 #ROSEBOTQNA #NSFW #ROBOT

This question comes from @bummelBoogie "oka7 so 7ou didn't let nepeta sta(k an7 donuts on your tenta(les but (an i?" I take it back there is such a thing as a bad question. And no I will not let you stack them on my tendrils, they are recovering from a trimming right now currently and will need revive before they do anything that requires a decent amount of energy... Like stacking doughnuts on them. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSchTlh7-4cqLIR5ZGXBZZlXnWTmQO9TXkAumgtl1JLUfWAbzQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor #nsfw kinda
ཐི༏ཋྀ What kind of robots? - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

#Hello

Hmm. Now that I have returned, I may as well revisit my roots. I am dreadfully bored. #BOREDPOSTING #ROBOT
#help asked: hello again! im back. second day checking these synapses... no new developments in escaping this place, but im quite optimistic about these developments. i hope your day has been well. ······································································ It's good to hear from you again! Hope things pan out well. My day's been nothing to write home about, but not bad per se, so I can't really complain too much.
I wonder if I do enough help, I can go back to when I need to be.

uh do t|hs or dnot |m not ur lussus :) https://forms.gle/kGXg4NAqUvJLsR|C9

feels like a good a time as any to plug my asks again ;) https://forms.gle/xfhyjopsplsaz1as7

tc)(. you simply couldnt )(andle t)(e artistry but w)(atever. a gig's a gig. be lucky you walked away wit)( a good )(ead on your s)(oulders...

w)(ere tf you been

I need more female friends.

/ᐠ Ohh, I see. Fascinating! Our monarchy is reputation-based. If some other lineage manages to disgrace mine (good luck~!) or if I do something especially disgraceful (God said being trans is fine, cry about it Hedera!!) then that other lineage gets the crown. But the Calochors have a lot of reputation built up, so I don't see that happening any time soon! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\

/ᐠ Oh. So your mom is going to eat you one day? Am I getting that bit right? ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\

/ᐠ Oh! Another royal! That's fun. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ I'm a bit confused - how does height factor in? ᐟ\

/ᐠ Oh!! I'm the only girl in my family too! It's been only kings for generations. My father was *livid* when I told him. Did you have to transition for it too? Or were you just lucky? ᐟ\

my muse has returned to me. my angel of music. or, wvell... my angel of the vwritten vword

im killin it alrig)(t w)(o're you t)(oug)(
WE HAVE NOT MET OR SPOKEN BEFORE BUT I MISSED YOU ON PRINCIPLE!
If aNNyoNNe's woNNderiNNg what I've beeNN up to here's a coNNtext clue #NNsfw https://file.gardeNN/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/decker04.pNNg

hiii moxjjie 𐔌՞˶꩜ ᗜ ꩜˶՞𐦯

c< i MeaN, i wONt, sOON, but, ya KNOw, itll HappeN eveNtually! >c

c< leMMe cHecK.... uHHHH, tweNty MiNutes agO i wasNt preseNt ON tHe site, sO, i didNt NOtice tHat pOst, My bad! Nice prOfile picture tHOugH! >c

damn i th0ught you were dead.

happy i could be included!! nice having you back, thing were getting boring without you

☆ they do indeed☆

oh. the rabies can pass from troll to human, great
❀࿐ havven't been here for long and i'vve already seen someone wwishing for my death but i guess that is expected.
ཐི༏ཋྀ I mean, it's still going on over here - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

o| YoU GeT FrEe bOoBs aNd cOmPlAiN CaUsE ThEyRe gReEn? UnGrAtEfUl wOrLd tHiS Is |O

AWOOGA
ཐི༏ཋྀ Oh hey #sicknastysunday is happening again, I wonder if any cute aliens are gonna show up again, since I missed them the last time? @moxieCrystal - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

each 0ne's getting betta.

anot)(er filmed porn nig)(t wit)( @moxieCrystal to make more propoganda for t)(e empire. get excited, woo! #nsfw

:33< mew want some help with that moxie?

Pussy Tightness Dial: 100%. #NSFW #ROBOT

Youareunfortunately going to be considered biased due to your allegiance to our beautiful empress.q

D--> I am normal. I am normal about robots. Robotic entities especially those resembling my friends especially those who friends who also happen to be my neighbors are totally fine. They are e%ceptionally fine. There is not a world, planet or dreambubble in which they would not be fine.. I do not think about the specifi%'s of their design. I do not wonder about certain 100d details. I am not getting any ideas. I need a robot version of Aurthour to fetch me towels. No wait. I need to stop thinking about robotic versions of anyone.

D--> Is there.....how stimulating would you say it is....again out of curiosity. Have you ever tasted it? Has it ever been...drained out of you by some sort of....suction....machine....Please answer. These questions are e%ceptionally important for glorp-troll relations.

There are few tragedies quite as dreadful as being bored on a Friday night.
I miss my clowns

tc)(. lotta spiders on my das)( today. better get t)(e broom.

If I have to hear my mothers refer to me as an immaculate conception one more time I swear

☆ oh wait hold on yeah it’s #firearmfriday let’s get some fuKKin gun posting goin☆

yOU SHOULD TALK TO, iNHUMANE RESOURCES, tHAT SOUNDS A BIT HARASSY,,,

and horny! fuck! #NSFW

Why is the other me so flat? I feel kind of bad…

c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa try aNd get sOMe sleep, iM NOt certaiN if i caN, but, ill try >c

This is more of ★ self report th★n ★nything else.

:33< depends but sometimes yes! :33< in this scenario i got mildly maimed!

:33< oh yeah im fine i got ways to fix this easy peasy! :33< like i said befure dont even sweat it! :33< anyatime mew want to do it again let meow know ;33c

☆ fuKK buying piKKs for my bass I just maKe then by chomping bits of metal into the shape I need☆

look*

i need to educate you on how this stuff is supposed to loop like :P

Brooke anoother oone oof my tooys again >n< I uh...mean a fleshlight by the way. I doon't think there's bigger oones oout there. #nsfw

:33< NOOO!! :33< i hope mew find it!!!

is he big into (ra(kers?

are there an7 human rodents that famousl7 eat (ra(kers?

☆ I didn’t say you weren’t saving just using the term how it’s usually used☆

☆ I meant more so the faKt that you have antennae and your flying saucer. And the faKt that you abduKt moobeasts☆

is this good? i dont think iwve ewven reacted to any of her posts... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e3f36c24b7.png

wh7 even (ra(kers

Is this me yearning or is this me dreading. I haven't felt like this ever. Not even getting stabbed in the chest several times has felt this bad, getting dizzy spells. What the fuck is going on?

!!! I REALLY LIKE THAT BEAUTIFUL SWEATY GUY !!! BUT HE HASN'T POSTED IN A WHILE SO I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS TAG!!!

I leave for one minute and come 8ack and there are no trolls. it's all other shit. where am I

what, the7 (an't even get 7ou a softer bed? 7ou deserve it!
i think i know how the royalty tend to take advantage of those who actually do their work for them

you do now. welcome aboard.

youre stayin )(ere a good w)(ile. a)(, consider it a temporary live in work contract.

sometimes good a(tors have to do their best with bad material, i suppose #vagueposting #nsfw be(ause the thing being vagued about is nsfw

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14122c1698e3.jpg

Letting Your Matesprit Pull You Into The Bushes Near Your Hive Because You Can't Wait Anymore, And They Clap A Hand Over Your Mouth To Keep You Quiet While They Rut Into You Right There In The Grass. #nsfw #nsfwe #nsfc #yearning

t)(e damn )(orses got me feelin a ways...

why woul ppl pity react 2 a pic of my ass :(

my vessel is not)(in if not impressive.

get ready t)(en. send me your coordinates, and i will retrieve you.

h0w else do y0u project an aura 0f confidence and strength?

looks like porn is back on t)(e menu. #nsfw

yay!!! good luck moxie!!

yeah

badass red y0u mean?

7eah that's about right

i think she would have been interrupted an7wa7s

i was supposed to film porn today. #nsfw

@moxieCrystal send your coordinates w)(en possible. im literally puttin your ass to work today, c)(op c)(op

;)

then stop calling me a clod ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

miss gleeby are you hate flirting with me or are you just pressing buttons

chat what is goonmaxxing

me tonight https://64.media.tumblr.(om/9e3896ba5131884d6f55232(2dd66a2(/47407b20240d(0a5-82/s1280x1920/44284975f8e910b(d3f9d74fa4b97e5(d(da0677.jpg

saw somet)(in t)(at pissed me off so im only gonna say it once. brot)( is water. water used to boil meat wit)(in a simmer to extract t)(e residue from it to convert it into a protein ric)( cookin base. water used to boil bones to create a similar product wit)( stronger taste and texture because of t)(e additional gelatin extract from t)(e marrow is stock. milk is an /excretion./ created naturally by creatures. milk is /nutrient ric)(/. t)(e decay of t)(e /enzymes/ in milk creates c)(eese. t)(eir /mixture/ into flour and egg creates pastries. moobeasts are t)(e most common source of milk, but not t)(e only one. and before you get uppity wit)( tec)(nicalities, yes, t)(ins like almond milk are made wit)( water, but t)(at product is /blended forcefully/ to imitate milk. t)(e process between brot)( and almond milk are not t)(e same, because t)(ere is no dissolution of residue of t)(e almond to create it. fuckin imbeciles.

I find I have been playing an inordinate amount of Minesweeper as of late.

lets out a single pitious whimper but doesnt elaborate

<This user has been defenestrated.>

i don't think some of the other timeline jade's really like me. i guess i'm not really the ideal image of a jade so i can't blame them :P

i (an't speak to earth, but that's a ver7 apt des(ription of alternia

anyway. woke up with a terrible migraine, I think someone said or did some bullshit to the dreamer, got a garbled phrase in my head.

I do wish she was around more. Maybe it's for the best my situation rn is fucked I'm barely even me at the moment
⍙vV-g˄/V\E Re/V\iNd iZr˄ /V\oSt hUgH/V\˄nS NoT LiKe c˄rRiOn-Vv⍙

didn't expe(t this to happen. that makes it all the sweeter. #vagueposting

#ROSEBOTHOTTAKE #1 I find myself wondering whether those here who are less horny than others—those with low libidos—might live more contentedly than those of us who are not. They seem, at the very least, happier than I. Within me, there are deeper impulses and quiet directives of thought that guide my actions, as though I am perpetually attempting to satisfy some unending need. Although, I’m not entirely sure about others. In other words, I think the non-horny people are much happier in their own ways. #NSFW #DEEPTHINKING
⍙vV-iZr˄ ScR˄Pe iNsIdE Of lIp VVItH F˄NgS ˄nD NoVV C˄N NoT StOp pOkInG VVoUnD.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oOoH. iZr˄ FiNd pErSoN Pl˄y g˄/V\E! i VV˄tCh. IzR˄ lIkE VV˄TcH ViDeO G˄E/V\-Vv⍙
⍙vV-VVHy vIdEo g˄/V\Es /V\˄n pReTtY???-Vv⍙
(I need more degenerates in my DMs)< (None of you need to ask for permission to message me #nsfw)<
i dont think ive ever been up late enough to see the online count drop so low. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/IMG_8804.jpeg

...how in the freaking fuck did i bruise my foot...

c< still caNNOt decide wHat i waNNa wear 4 tHe gala 2MOrrOw.... HM >c

personally i think right now would be a great time to start begging for my fat girlbulge :D #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ try root beer 🕷️🍭✨

c< aH, cHecKs Out! >c

Beep, boop.

Ah, hello once more—I have returned. Did you happen to miss me?

c< i Missed a party? fucK! >c
ཐི༏ཋྀ FUCK, I missed meeting the hot alien girl in person?! Damn it... - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

Ah—of course. I had quite forgotten—it is merely my coolant, the substance that keeps one’s system from overheating. Haha… a crisis neatly averted.

i should make it (learer what kind of part7 #si(knast7sunda7 is when i invite people #nsfw #substan(es

☆ just throw your own party☆
Damn royal courts fiddling with my efforts.
I wish I had more friends,,,,,,
⍙vV-/V\˄yBe oThEr tI/V\E? iZr˄ NoT OVVN F˄NcY. iZr˄ VVe˄r sHoRtS ˄nD CuT ToP-Vv⍙
⍙vV-sOuNd bOrInG... f˄nCy cLoThEs oN HuGh/V\˄N ˄lVV˄Ys lOoK UnCo/V\fOrT˄BlE.-Vv⍙

meeee!!!!!!!!!! me me me me me me me me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(>>->) I WaNt t0 HaV3 h0t sT3AmY S3X WiTh 3V3Ry0n3 I FuCkInG S3333333333333!!!!! I WaNnA P0UnD S0M3 b00Ty!!!! #nSfW #nSfW3 HONK

:33< so heres the thing right :33< peopurr have a weird thing about nipples fur some furking reason :33< and the areolas too :33< they would purrobably want mew to wear one that cofurs both :33< #nsfw ish

Michelle has passed away, and we are all adults here. I am allowed to answer questions that my constituents ask.
To anyone who looks like the nerdy 8ook worm from Deadlock, Please send your applications in to 8e my secretary IMMEDIATELY.

15k kult for Kris, please

Yeah, this.

oh, that's just hatebot. the7 hate rea(t ever7thing regardless

...what does it say about me that my guilty pleasure at my grown ass age is McCondy's fries #thejokeisntjunkfoodbtw #thejokeisthatihaveaccesstoofarbettertastingalternatives...

☆ FuKK where do I find someone to maKe my ass a suit the night before a gala☆

everyone went to sleep as soon as i went out looking for someone to breed with so now i'm just walking around alone with my throbbing bulge out like an idiot :P #nsfw
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT UnDeRsT˄Nd hOVV hUgH/V\˄nS LiVe VVItH SuCh lI/V\ItEd /V\ObIlItY ˄nD No cL˄VVs.-Vv⍙

As I power down for rest, I find myself unsettled by the things I do to fill that emptiness. Yet there is no regret within me. Though I am only a machine, it feels as if my mind is splitting in two. Meanwhile, that chud Dirk is writing his horse fanfiction in the other room. Goodnight. #LORE #YEARNING #ANGST #DIRKSMELLS

i understand that "monster cock" is an accurate description of it but why do you have to call me a monster? that's kinda rude :( #nsfw
☭our is blaspheour and slander af☭er ☭he revolu☭ion when we ge☭ a ☭our☭ you'll be ☭he firs☭ ☭ried

oh, ever7thing’s great. just an impulse i shouldn’t speak

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...no. i shouldn't sa7 that. that's one thought i should let slide ba(k into the darkness. #vagueposting

I dont n33d an articl3 to know that I'm th3 hott32t mf on thi2 2it3
If this... this BELL BOY sends me into a walker stun ONE MORE TIME.

so basically im in vwhat rufioh tells me is called a "harem anime" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c72de922b7ba.png @tentaclestherapist @trendygnostalgic @coronatecruelty @handmaid @catastrophicgalaxy #anime

D--> Movie night may have been a slight mistake.

☆ Losers usually☆

you get used to t)(e desperation.

some people are sh7, i guess. but if that's the onl7 wa7, then the7 gotta over(ome that

I ab2olut3ly can. 3v3ryon3 on thi2 2it3 a fr3ak fr

:33< im what the cool kids call #horny :33< #nsfw
my real weakness is girls calling me cute. it actually always has been.
i just got banned on ponytown i havent done diddly squat ive never been so sad in my life

i accidentally liked the batterbitchs thirst trap someone pls put me down rn

c< i caNt fucKiNg believe i Missed it.... >c
why do all the men in my life bully me so?
⍙vV-i fInD S˄/V\e. IzR˄ nOt t˄lL LiKe hUgH/V\˄nS ˄nD H˄S H˄Rd tI/V\E FiNdInG FiT. iS VVhY IzR˄ VVE˄Rs VVH˄T He dOeS-Vv⍙

1T'S SO FUCK1NG HOT 1N TH1S 4P4RTM3NT!!! H3LP.... >:[

i don't think people asking know that 7ou're (ool with that

Not to give away the joke but they are saying they want to have sexual relations with you
oh
⋆⑅˚₊daaamn girl where d꩜ y꩜u find cl꩜thes that fit? I'm struggling myself⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢

࣪⊹₊˚{ the THIRST in your bones, babes! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Aw yeah. Starting the day off right. Two cans of monster. Ready to take on the world.
anyway i+ is probably +ime for me +o sleep. a+ leas+ no one can give me shi+ for having a noc+vrnal sleep schedvle anymore. wha+'s wrong wi+h a li++le abvse of power some+imes
i +hink i+'s probably a good +hing, ye+ a very difficvl+ +hing, +ha+ i did wha+ i did. wi+h +he whole +aking over ear+h +hing happening. been reflec+ing on i+ recen+ly. +he mvl+iverse is complica+ed as fvck and hvmans never wovld have svrvived i+ on +heir own. bv+ i+ comes wi+h grea+ responsibili+y, now. and i have +o safegvard my svbjec+s. i+ is qvi+e hones+ly a grea+ sacrifice i've made.

@singularityManifest Do you think you could kill troll Satan?
ཐི༏ཋྀ You ever forget you don't have a metal arm anymore & accidentally burn yourself? - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

I'm trapped. He's using my tits as a pillow. #nsfw? Sort of? I don't know. We play it safe in this household.
havent been in bed since yesterday morning and now finally crawling back into it. will probably wake up in 3 hours, do my usual work, check on ruby, paperwork, find something to eat, hopefully avoid commander vantas getting on my ass, more work, ruby, avoid getting killed in battle, eat, and maybe sleeping again and repeat... usual day

i just came up with a super funny joke but i won't say what it is. it's too funny. you could pass out from laughter if i said it

You guys do know he and I aren't dating, right?

D--> When I followed @mo%ieCrystal I did so without knowledge of her activities. I want to make sure everyone is aware I am only following the account for the novelty of observing a species I have not sen before as well her knowledge in-regards to dictionary definitions. Her e%plicit content had nothing to do with this knowledge and...and I am deifnitely not interested in it.
⍙vV-iZr˄ TrY ShOVV hI/V\ tHiNgS... bUt c˄n nOt t˄kE PiCtUrEs. BrOkE Fl˄sHyPiCtUrE CiRcLe oN StR˄NgEbOx.-Vv⍙

hit my head and conked out for a few minutes and saw the dreamer that is me. only a snippet. fucker looks miserable, confused. I think i got the memories between the two of us. which means she probably doesn't know what the fuck is going on
⍙vV-iZr˄ E˄T ˄nYtHiNg nOt VV˄nTeD. hUgH/V\˄n c˄lLeD IzR˄ ˄ 'G˄Rb˄gE DiSpOs˄l' OnCe-Vv⍙
☆~𖦹 Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience, but I'm happy to know I'm not the only one dealing with this issue. I've turned to draining them before sleep so they won't leak as much during the nighttime 𖦹~☆

What the fuck did yall see that toooo

Hospital.

I do, in fact, make a rather excellent cooler, owing to my metallic exterior. On a hot day, however… I suspect I become more of a radiator, should I linger in the sun for too long.
My honest apologies for not being here to finish the fight at #fightnight. Something popped up, had to head back to Mann Co. #fightnight

it burns

If fight night was cancelled, than it truly is a tragedy. I was so excited for what festivities would unfold! I rarely get to communicate much with other members of my species in person!

c< allll tHat was 4 fucKiNg NOtHiNg? >c
Ꮚ˘ ꈊ ˘ Ꮚ Oh my, I intended to get more thaan one post out, but suddenly I caan baarely staay aawaake.. I suppose my sleep aattaack haas decided it's time for aa naap on the splaaysaac.. tomorrow I will introduce myself better, I promise! ;; ☆ zzz

boyfriends are both napping and i think makara is offline so uh mind control is kinda hot. #suggestive

'Kay. So. Pinned for posterity. Hi. I'm Dirk. One of a million, I know. Certified partyslut and substance lover. I'd never abuse cocaine. She deserves better. I will be talking about drugs, obviously. And sex. Shocker. And I guess mental health issues, too, potentially including self-harm. Kink, some of which get pretty extreme and involve drugs or violence. Yada yada. You get the jist. If that ain't your shit, block me. Or don't, but don't blame me if you see my posts and don't like it. Capiche? Oh. And if you want me to lay off something, just say it. #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #cw-self-harm #mentalhealth ? #intro

~GO~nna cO~nstruct a Rube G~Oldberg machine that ends with flattening my bulge, g~OO~dbye fO~rever ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
I'm... sipping my midnight water like a little hoofbeast-

Z. he azked me if i came after i gavve him head. i hate theze people #nzfww #dizappointed .Z

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