just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank glorp i don't know, but today seems kinda odd no barkin' from the dozzog, no smog and ship ai cooked the breakfast with no hog i got my grub on, but didn't glorp out finally got a text from a girl i wanna dig out hooked it up for later as i hit the stars thinkin', "will i live another 25?"
Kult: +49
Kull: +15
Total: 64
Ratio: 3.27
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Unbelievable pull. SSR rank.
Kult: +10
Total: 10
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Woolbrained
This user is part of the flock. Dumb. Docile. In their lane. Thriving.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Ɏ ba-a-ars Ɏ
Kult: +5
Total: 5