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you're gonna wanna take a pregnancy test idk about all this beatin around the bush shit
feels like a good a time as any to plug my asks again ;) https://forms.gle/xfhyjopsplsaz1as7
t)(ey were /propoganda/. t)(e porn was t)(e /)(ook/. t)(e message and plot is w)(at mattered. #nsfw
whY are Yoч green? ;/
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Ok★y enough being wholesome. I ★m once ★g★in ★sking if someone is going to cull th★t thing or ★m I going to h★ve to? #d★shw★tching
No way 6 f3-3-t? SIX F3-3-T??? Th3- oh so pow3-rful 3-mpr3-ss that wants m3- d3-ad is short3-r than my MOM? SHORT3-R THAN M3-?????????? LMA FUCKING O
☆ I didn’t say you weren’t saving just using the term how it’s usually used☆
wh7 even (ra(kers
then stop calling me a clod ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
miss gleeby are you hate flirting with me or are you just pressing buttons
✨🍭🕷️ try root beer 🕷️🍭✨
hehehehehe you're silly!! anyways pull you pants down like now please
I m3an, it2 lit3rally th3 inv3r23. Horn2 ar3 ju2t hard antanna3
* UWAHAHA THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN ONCE AGAIN! * BUT WHATS THIS? * ITS SOME SORT OF DIGITAL ONE NOT PHYSICAL? * WHAT KINDA CYBER CITY JAPERY IS AFOOT HERE I WONDER HMM?
man, people really like the slimer. i think i have an idea, because i really do want to try having my face in the profile picture... if people aren't into it then i'll consider changing back!
aint nobody post bro dead ah social media
D--> I needed to make sure my followers are aware that I am following you for purely intellectual reasons. E%pecting them to give me the benefit of the doubt would be high risk given your usual audience.
Goddamnit, why must you use light mode?
D--> Could you please e%plain what you mean by "troll troll clod".
I’m sure it’s going to be fine
to7 review? 7ou go show off 7our (olle(tion and demonstrate how the7 work?
Quite fond of Bo Burnham.
Aw. I just want to see you Honk. Is that alright? :o)
Breast milk is milk produced by the mammary glands in the breasts of women. How fascinating it is to observe such a thing in another species.
pray for me i'm going to need it #conquering
Oh yes was anyone aware the Junior Version of Into the Woods doesn't have a Second Act??? I've always thought it a Shame as the best of the Musical Story wise is within the Second Act!!!
Taking a break from my cigarettes to have a drink. #substance
hey dude, can you be on guard to jump gamzee in order to protect rankmaid from getting actually murdered? just in case.
if anyone needs my zappy stuff i am going to be occupied with it for a bit. keeping an arm extended near @archiveAddict to grab if she needs to get out of dodge.
that one seems pretty intense though, gosh! um, i would personally love to see you posing with it or maybe even using it, once you receive it.
EARLIER TODAY I TONGUE KISSED THE FUCK OUT OF @OUTBACKWANKER I MEAN !!! STRAIGHT UP CAVE EXPLORING !!! AND HIS MOUTH TASTED SALTY AS HELL!!! I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'S BEEN MUNCHIN ON AND HE TOLD ME HE HAD "VEGEMITE" WHICH IS SOME SPREAD YOU PUT ON YOUR FOOD AND HIS MOIRAIL LET HIM LICK HIS PITS! I WAS LIKE !!! HELL YEAH DUDE !!!
true!!!! and many hot other creatures! wink wink, hehe.
you can just call me john! i am honored to be among your favorites, hehe.
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FIGHT ME FIGHT ME
jade is a human! humans love to breed especially.
i'm out right now looking for someone to breed and i just realised i forgot to brush my hair today. luckily it still looks good a little tangled and won't get in the way of what i'm here to do :P #nsfw
c< tHe afterparty is MOstly 4 peOple 2 cOOl dOwN, because tHe festivities get everyONe excited aNd MOviNg aNd lOud, aNd, yeaH >c
c< despite everytHiNg, iM uNable 2 atteNd #figHtNigHt sOMe sHit caMe up, ill still HOstiNg aN afterparty but, itll be a bit late >c
feeling cute, might post a spicy pic later #nsfw
humans too!!! don't forget us :O
humans do too!
☆ thinKing about it now I’d love to hate-snog someone to some nine inch nails☆ #nsfw
Oh If You're Looking For Something Like That I Throw A Party On Sundays, Aptly Called #sicknastysunday –xoxo
what if i was a little green alien girl
can an alien girl and a floatie girl really get along
i can help with that #nsfw
Buuckee†§ ◯f gene†ic mȺ†eriȺl
Spar as in practice battle. I was cheekily referencing the comparison to weaponry by suggesting we "fight" with them, which of course means rubbing them up against each other and probably making out as well. #nsfw Meet me on Earth's moon for a good time!!
Look me in the eye and tell me I'm pretty. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/0b9b44dc27c71a505f8c1fd149d0bdd6df6d5c99.png #nsfw
<<"i, um, i've noticed a pattern of how people seem to react to seeing me...">>
<<"w-wow......">>
you ever think something is cherry flavored because it's red but when you eat it it's fucking cinnamon
that alien girl is soooooo cute
>>| not .all "aliens" should be scary. just look .at the humans. .are they scary? no. .are some .attractive? surprisingly yes. there .are some movies .about hot cluckbeast .aliens, but .i can't remember them. .i posted this .as .an .admire to this single movie. from the start, rustbloods .and bronzebloods had confidence .in success, but to tealblood's captain .inability to control situation, most .of them got culled. right... .i'm getting .into the movie, .i .apologize.
so this shits like tech stuff right h∆ve we considered ∆ big m∆gnet
Why are you all so sad? Go to sleep! You know the rule.
ya +hink someone wovld no+ice a random hvman walking arovnd wi+h fins or some+hing