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@moxieCrystal

it was noted that hoomans love putting their STRANGE opinions on the big wide invisible spider webs, I didn’t know non hooman trolls did too, annoying

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⍙vV-iZr˄ FeEl tIrEd. NeEd rEtUrN To nEsTpL˄Ce ˄Nd cUrL Up. NiGhT CrItTeRfRiEnDs VVIlL SlEeP ToO.-Vv⍙

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good night izra i wish you dream of meat and maybe cereal although i do dreams of cows so maybe it is something you like too i like to kiss them on their noses

it is funny to see the hat man on my screen as i use the light (correct) mode on my app so he might not be a troll troll clod after all

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⍙vV-sT˄Re /V\˄n iS NiCe. He VV˄tCh! ShOVV hI/V\ nE˄T ThInGs-Vv⍙

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@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Goddamnit, why must you use light mode?

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he did not watch my space craft so i assumed he was an app only entity

it is easier on my eyes many chittr users also use dark words in their posts so i can easier read their clod opinions

it seems this app now has it own troll troll clod it is sad that i now have to deal with both hooman invisible spider web trolls and trolls trolls what a horrible arrangement

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D--> Could you please e%plain what you mean by "troll troll clod".

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troll = app user who is being mean and annoying clod on purpose troll = troll clod = clod thus i think the shadow being is a troll troll clod

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D--> Thank you for the breakdown. I will follow you on account of the great dictionary e%position you can provide and the fact you are species I have never interacted with before, and for no other reason as of now.

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yes there are surely no other reason someone might follow my account

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i have made known that i can “link back” to a post for i have done a video recording in case anyone missed it additionally my personal messages remain to be open for all to use if anyone needs anything https://chittr.ing/profile/moxiecrystal/983831b3-4077-492a-b78b-88b770860a74 #nsfw

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hai moxie!! i just thought you'd like to know that i'm currently partaking in a human tradition known as "throbbing so hard you feel light headed" after watching that! :D

i do know what this term means and i surprisingly feel happy about it thank you

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i had just been followed by multiple people from hyperclutch universe i do not know what this is my library appears to be blank on it hopefully i am not getting hunted #scared #hyperclutch #nothunted

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⍙vV-iF TrY HuNt /V\IsS GrEeN, iZr˄ HeLp!-Vv⍙

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@totesGruesome[TG]

no need 2 b alarmed <3

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you are now my second favourite non hooman non troll entity right behind count chocula of course thank you

i will not be alarmed but i will not cross out this being a haunting ghosts are scary and they get into my cereal

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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

Hello, everybingy! Thiz is a Gleench. My friend Laalaa Bingle lovex them! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Gleench.png

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wow #me

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@neverthelessZygology[NZ]

You're a Gleench?! Zo cool!!

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i am what is known as a glorp but the bunny creature is cute even as a gleench

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greetings again chittr users and my followers it had appeared that you all loved my previous attempt at this and so i will present another one for your viewing pleasure *attached to the post is a video file* [this time there is an actual video feed showing a small part of what looks like moxie room. it is quite small and dark, with dark grey walls filled with posters of so many films you can’t see the actual wall behind it. the camera points to a corner of said room having its view on a bed and the two walls. the bed looks soft, black sheets with images of grey alien faces on them, covering it. you can hear footsteps approach as moxie monotone voice could be heard. “this is experiment two of this whole … i frankly do not know the name for what i do with this.” she says from somewhere behind the camera which shakes as she is takes someone out of a chest. “i wanted to do something simple but john did push me towards this so behold …” she finally steps into the frame standing rather short even compared to all the up to scale furniture around her. moxie is stacked of course, her thin black shirt with a star symbol on it barely holding her breast inside, where a dark green areoals could be seen peaking out. her shorts are absent, and so everyone could see her steaming alien pussy already wet. her face reads as a mix between trying to be emotionless and really really nervous. and in her hand … a giant plastic phallus, with veins and even a realistic hooman color. moxie breaths out as she climbs atop her bed, her naked butt showing to she tries to attach the dildo to the wall, closer to the bed level, with a nice suction it is successful. “needs some lubrication” the alien utters as she pulls out a bottle of unmarked lube from somewhere beyond the camera view, squelching on the rubber dick, as her other hand, sits between her legs, with even the microphone peaking out the *shlicking* noises. she drops the bottle somewhere on the ground while jerking off the toy putting her other hand to help, they are delicate things barely able to hold it, which means the shortie entire body shakes from it, her mic picking up on her ass clapping as more and more sweat builds up on her body. “well this should be enough i now will begin the experiment” moxie utters before turning around so that her back was towards the camera lying on her side for this. she uses her hand to open her butt cheeks, showing her dark green asshole to the camera before using her other hand to push the toy dick inside. “ah~ this is mmfgh” she moans out as just a tip enters her body, stretching her wide as moxie continues to slide herself down onto it, one hand keeping her ass open and the other apparently playing with her own puss in the meantime. further and further on it she slides, if the camera could see it, you would be able to notice how her belly is bulging out, with each vein visible on her sweaty green body. one inch and another, each thrusts accompanied by moxie monotone moans of pleasure just until, she made it to the toy base, the latex balls pushing against her soft ass, leaving imprints on the fat. it takes her a moment to compose herself before she starts moving herself again, this time just a small amount, her ass plopping against the wall with a slick wet sound, the lube looking translucent as she works herself over on the dick, the mic peaks up on her scream before … it cuts off. a flashing image of *out of battery on the screen*.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4289204a19ad.jpeg #nsfw

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

FUCK yes!!!!! this is so amazing, you did great! and you look so good, just wow!!! you should absolutely do more with your butt moxie! super super impressive.

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

our viewing pleasure, but 7ou seem to have gotten a lot more than that, huh? shame about the batter7

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thank you it was not the biggest of my collection but still some challenge when you do it alone does not help that i am sad to admit bad with the whole hooman cameras thingies not just

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i appreciate your commitment to focusing on butts i will consider it

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<<"o-okay...... here goes nothing... p-please don't be too mean... #nsfw">> <<"https://i...postimg...cc/clxcpvp2/bulgeposting...png">>

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it is as good as i hoped it would be you look incredibly cute leynah

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it would be nice to meet another non troll nor hooman person in … person sadly i would think my abode would be too cumbersome to spend any time which won’t result in either of us getting stuck in some embarrassing pose i fly a saucer … i mean a proper flying ship and the cows do not even take up that much space really

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it is adequate i do have the space on its own space device so at least my bedroom is free if you want old shirts, clown make up or the uncut gems (2019) dvd i am a good host

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hoomans are known to sometimes say mean statement about what they don’t understand i am sorry for you

perhaps trolls have a different understanding of a request post i will be more literal i will record a not safe for work video next i have many toys and ideas in mind for my mind was built for this industry (literally) does anyone have any requests they would want to see performed if none i will instead fly into an asteroid (for a camp) #nsfw #requests

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

to7 review? 7ou go show off 7our (olle(tion and demonstrate how the7 work?

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i will add this to the list perhaps i should do a simple one for now

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

show off your biggest non-dildo toy? put it in your butt? agh. specifically requesting things is flustering.

do not worry this is a rather cute reply by my account i have decided to do something easier for now

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● • AAlright, • first • time • in • like • aa • hot • while • since • I • haad • free • time. • Whaat's • up • chittr • crowd? • ●

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as a new user it was a rather not clod experience so far i do enjoy the atmosphere

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the correct answer is burger second most correct answer is the soul of a a martian third most correct answer is a garfield themed lasagna