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(pfp AND banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twt!) hi everyone! / she/her / best doggy girl in the whole world

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waking up to pretty women on your timeline should be the norm :D

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It is, and it is distracting.

B;33 < woa i guess you should post more pics then B33 < so i can expurrience that too B;33

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if i ever post a picture again ill make sure to let you specifically know :)

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i had to go a bit furthEr out of my way than i'd havE likEd to find this onE, but i found hEr!

oh? :o what for?

to find a prEtty girl on my timElinE!

awww thank you!! youre really cute yourself!!

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oh, you! c'mon, you'rE clEarly prEttiEr.

noooo its not a competition!! were both super pretty how about that? :)

but wait, if wE'rE both supEr prEtty, how doEs that work? you'vE gotta bE prEttiEr! just look at your hair!

dang it i keep missing all the fun :/

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hi everyone!

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HI, NO TRY AGAIN

:33 < Hiiiiiii :3c

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evening, love! ^u^

it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)

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hhyou are so beautdytiful

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:33< i say this all the time but i still mean it :33< MEOW!!! :DD

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woof woof, awooo to you too rose ;D

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thank you so much :)

:33 < mrrrooowwwww :33 < mrrrooowwwwwww :33 < this put me in heat

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:33 < I'm nyat much of a cat caller these days, but I'd love to get a claw or two on what you've got going on, Ms. Jade!

B:33 < i am looking respectfully

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what are you going to do about that? :)

hehe i think i can safely say, because you suggested i should do this, that you can!

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:33 < Purrhaps I'll be in your messages, then!

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pretty girls on my feed its not fairrrr :(

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thank you rose! youre just really pretty :)

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it is! my biiiiggest problem is probably how much i want them but cant have them :/ #nsfw?

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:33 < said the purretty girl ;33c

:33 < Mewre awfully purretty, Ms. Harley! Believe in mewre self and post those illicit images!!!

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i have before! i think my link broke though :/

((Discord links break after a bit now- I would use https://imgchest.com/ for your porn posting needs. Shouldnt break there!

((ty! i use this now but i entirely forgot to Transfer All Other Images to it too LOL i appreciate it tho :D

((do so post haste... i need to see harley breasts....

((imma draw that soon...trust.....

((COUGH.. and while youre at it..... throw a COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE... muckrake in there.. COUGHS UP BLOOD. DIES.

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why is john posting about peanut butter sandwiches????????

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I Believe He Is Hungry…

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i forget that theres some people that hate fun around here sometimes :/

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ohhh i wish i had a girl or someone to kiss right now siiiigghhh

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|< you ar€ so right, human with €y€ corr€ctors

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▲does chindur not exist on your planet▼ ▲swear to gog you're like the seventh desperate human girl I've seen on my feed today does no one pail over there▼

jeez whats got your panties in a twist? its just having fun!

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((can my pfp be seen again i know someone told me it was broken

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((i can see it

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

((I haven't not seen your pfp. All is well on my side.

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(i can see it)

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I think I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And no, don’t pretend I said sunbutter, I mean it this time. #peanutbuttersandwich!

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

dont you have a peanut allergy?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

What? No, I’ve never had a severe peanut allergy, what are you talking about? I’m definitely NOT going to break out into hives or something when I eat my favorite kind of sandwich for lunch today that I definitely safely eat all the time!

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

oooohhh! yes also im part cat meow meow :)

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

That’s awesome Jade. You’re a very good kitty.

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yay purring sounds :3

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ive never realized how much scratching on posts and licking my fur was so tedious!! such is life of a catgirl

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meeeoowwww good morning everyone!!

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happy trans visibility day!!! all of you are being seen right now!!! i am seeing you! :D

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oh god iim vii2iible

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i see you :)

😧

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just got out of the shower :p https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1169809950512521309/1484083872328318987/image0.jpg?ex=69ccc250&is=69cb70d0&hm=346b2513cdaab8d61384fb3249288811bf84166884d6486ca1db7f26027ecec3&=&format=webp&width=668&height=866 #nsfw (art by me)

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:o)

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I keep forgetting I have to steal those shorts from you.

thank you ;) youre not bad yourself hehe

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ohhhh nooo i thought you hated me for a second there!! :(

:)

when are you going to? :)

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Soon, hopefully.

ill be waiting!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

Just a heads up Jade, I think your embed broke.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

Your embed for this art I mean, not your profile picture.

hi! here just to give everyone an idea of what i look like!! (art by svetoshumovaya on twt!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eca07504d39e.png

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:33 < How purretty!

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your hair's so cool!!!

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thank you!

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aw thanks john!!

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((oops im so sorry DKLDNW jinx

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((no worries!

Points A dork

i just wanna say that i like girls too!!! #yuri

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DO YA LIKE BIG STRONG CARAPACES WIT' GOOD TASTE?

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uh.... maybe?

HELL YEAH. I LIKE YA GLASSES, DOLL.

awww thanks!! youre nice :)

I TRY TO BE. UNLESS YA LIKE TIME TRAVEL.

uhhh i like my friend dave that does that? does that count?

BUT YOU DON'T, RIGHT?

i guess not really since i just do space? :o

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! HELL YEAH.

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bring back green markiplier!!!!

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No dave needs to let him go

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it isnt about dave anymore!!!

is something wrong with that dave why is he green

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WHERE IS GREEN MARKIPLIER

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

he doesnt care abt me :/

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hes goin through it

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yeah... :/

we should totally celebrate 100+ online users!!!!

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wE ShOuLd pLaY ThE GaMe jAdE

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@realGod[RG]

no!

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yo, da cinnabonz.. oh mai fuck... dey r SOOOOo gewd

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