Jade Harls
@gardenGnosis
(pfp AND banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twt!) hi everyone! / she/her / best doggy girl in the whole world
on other news, ive been shedding a lot of hair lately and its driving me insane!!! grr!!! at least whenever i accidentally get a thick piece of hair stuck in my skin >:( whyyyyyyyy???
hi everyone!! ive come back with some really cool information you may not know! with space! :D OKAY SO apparently neutron stars can have MOUNTAINS! except they can only be like a few millimeters tall because the gravity is so ridiculously strong that anything taller would basically get squished the fact that a tiny mountain being the tallest possible mountain on a star is so fascinating to me :)
i remember when it was very lively around this website! wonder why that changed to a slowly declining online population now... i havent gotten to fully mark my place here but i have been super busy in the real world so thats my problem :p
barks at you!!!!!!!!
BARKS BACK.
wwwoooooff!! woof woof woof!!! bark bark bark bark!!!!
wuff.
hello everyone! been a while :)
isnt it?? super adorable! you should get one for the fun of it even though youre definitely human!
ive been great! the exhaustion takes over every now and then but i get through it
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i personally would like to think im nowhere near the "horny, sex-obsessed" jade as people talk about around here! in fact, instead of THAT, i was thinking about how much i want to expand my stringed instrument knowledge! #nsfw i guess
there's really 0nly the one. whiners can just set them tw0 ignore n0w and stop c0mplaining. think you can keep doing y0u disclaimer-free.
someone said that virtually all jades are incessantly like that :/ i had to at least clear my air
s0meone extrap0lated two a literally infinite number 0f persons 0ff one currently active and 0ne several weeks inactive sample size because they're scared of sex. i h0wever am autistic and keep track of real numbers. y0u're fine. non-h0rny (if we must put it that way) harleys vastly outnumber the h0rny ones, f0r whatever value judgement you wish tw0 extrapolate fr0m that. #nsfw
hello everyone!!!
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Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Hello, dog girl!
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
i missed you too!!! so much!!! even when we are even closer than ever!! :D
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
hello! how are you! :D
⚞ HEY GIRL HEYYY!!! ⚟
im glad dave finally got his time for appreciation! :)
he has been getting PLENTY of appreciation!!! i am sick of it!
i am SICK OF DAVE STRIDER!!!!
um am i apart of those weird jades people keep talking about?
there's really 0nly one. used tw0 be another but seems t0 be gone.
YOU ARE ALL DEPRAVED TO ME.
You're pretty chill all things considered
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yeah they got her
i think you're one of those pretty jades who people think look cute!
n0t surprised.
hoping the days get easier from here
im so sorry for not being here much!!! ive been busy irl >.< i feel bad for my inactivity
no need to apologise! chittr doesnt DEMAND your presence 26 hours a day 11 days a week. its something nice for you to come back to when you feel like it!
the thought of how lonely i used to be was starting to get to my head but im reminded i now have friends who are there for me and care for me, and i cant imagine life without them
right back at you harls i may not get lonely ever at all but when i get a notif you said some shit i go fucking apeshit
#jadehour!! how is every other jade doing???
i'm jadeing!
im pretty good !!!
not many know this but a fun fact about myself that i notice other jades dont typically have as far as im aware? i have fur on my arms and from the knees down! and peets! :) its really cute and aids in my height but they can sometimes be a real pain haha
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:33< that sounds supurr cute actmewally!!!!
am i a good girl? :)
literally the goodest aint nobody do it like jade does pretty sure they got your shit laminated mean mugging any other bitch ass mutt that tries to step up to you on all fours nobody can rev up the harley and not get run over you are the baddest good girl bitch around ayo
The best girl. *Scritches behind the ears*.
and how can i deny it now when such a cool guy sets it out so nicely for me to read! thank you! :)
heh harls thinks im cool ill be level headed and normal about that about next week this time
D'aw! What a vocal girl, you really are the best.
so many jades!!! hi!!!!
weird that i want to admit this when i dont post much anymore but i feel like the absolute only jade ever without a dick and its making me wonder if its not much of a common occurrence on my part? :o now im wondering what its like! #nsfw
used tw0 be. don't ask me h0w it works.
gosh i thought i was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear that its nice or whatever but im just not that kinda dog!!!!
im glad im not the only one!!! do you still get weird heat periods too?? those still suck :/ #nsfw
ughhhhhhhh!!!! yes!!!!!!! they are literally the worst because i dont even have the energy to go running around about my feelings!! :T i just have to sit around looking so miserable with my #nsfw butt in the air!! :I :I :I
#jadehour im doing jade harley things :)
finally some recognition! come, my jades!! >:D
