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[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
hi!! i dunno what to say here but i just wanted to show myself :B https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b411bb7a9e6c.jpg
DOGS > RABBITS. IT’S THAT SIMPLE. NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT THE RABBIT ITS JUST ABOUT THEME AND CUTENESS OR WHATEVER.
i like kissing girls / women are great
experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit
B33 < sup #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6649f8240062.png
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>
okay but jadE, and variants thErEof, is bEst dog.
She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
This keeps happening to me when I'm trying to get ready to go out. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/f3dde6799de96ac7510a280d8b82da293f955fb3.png
deaths at an eridan centric event seem unsurprising
B;33 < woa i guess you should post more pics then B33 < so i can expurrience that too B;33
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
:33< meows at mew loud as furk at thr33 am :33< purrlay time :33< purrlay with kitty? :33< purrlease :33< purrlease nyow? :33< kitty play time nyow?
I must sleep now though it was fun you converse with all of you. Have a good night or day.
:33 < Hiiiiiii :3c
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
((I personally LOVE Igorrr. Rose is warming up to them through exposure and adoring the chaos of it. Spirituality and Distortion is a gem of an album.
:33 < Purrhaps I'll be in your messages, then!
:33< i say this all the time but i still mean it :33< MEOW!!! :DD
hhyou are so beautdytiful
To quote one of the greatest minds of our time, woof woof, awooo.
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
Ple4se h4ve 4 lovely d4y tod4y, oK4y?
its just better this way.
B33 < a win for one davepeta is a win for every davepeta throughout the multiverse
B33 < jegus jade you cant just say stuff like that... x33 < youre killing my cool guy purrsonality
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
:33 < Mewre awfully purretty, Ms. Harley! Believe in mewre self and post those illicit images!!!
You're a pretty girl too, Jade. Never forget that.
Lazy morning. I wish I could stay like this forever, but I actually /have/ things to do today. Curses. Posts/replies may be slower than usual today, but at least I leave you with this. I'll still tag it #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/dee77a215d88a22cd4217bf01c7d684348de23d2.jpg
HOO HOO HEE HEE !! MADAME PASSED OUT WITH HER DEVICE OPEN IN HER HAND!! WE!!!! DECIDED TO GET BACK AT HER ! HAHAHA!! !! (IS IT #NSFW IF SHES JUST IN HER BRA. IDK. THIS IS BUNS BUT WHATEVA WE BALL) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4CE673979BD.PNG
... I will be heading off to bed soon. hopefully things will be more interesting later.
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
|< you ar€ so right, human with €y€ corr€ctors
((I haven't not seen your pfp. All is well on my side.
((i can see it
Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts
@tentacleTherapist#7214 was
*Shower sounds* #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/923/sample_cd8cdcbd9e2ef1842acd0ff9074bf0005fc23001.jpg?922950 https://open.spotify.com/track/5FqULKbIuLb5fNKvbAPsj6?si=209d9bb97bd44a37
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
worrying....
old me might need to be put in a home :/
[[i just really need to yell about this I HATE DOING FUCKING TAXES SOMETIMES. moreso i hate payroll companies who dont do their shit right one of my partners worked in multiple states, their federal agi does not match the added up amount of all their listed state incomes. it is an almost 17k discrepancy. What The Fuck. what the FUUUUUCK im glad my mom is autistic about tax law and i can call her and ask for advice <3
your hair's so cool!!!
:33 < How purretty!
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
havin such a sexy nite wit da date~ <3 #nsfw
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
:33< they say that meowbeasts have 9 lives :33< i say thats nyat enough! :33< peopurr donate mewre spare lives to meowbeasts nyow!
at the cvs high as fuuuuuuuck anWhy do i hear circus music #substances #substance
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b9674cf49cf.png aw fuq ya
guess not. cant say im down for going to school to get one anytime soon
i dont mean i love women like im straight im a queer i just have mommy issues
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 30th ~ ------ I am now in motion across the geopolitical 8oard of these lands. The caliginous carapacian remains o8livious, yet he is an informant of du8ious repute who has furnished me with a conduit to the world upon which he resides. The ease with which I infiltr8ted his domain was astonishing, he supplied the coordin8tes of a derelict house8oat marooned upon the shores of his city. 8y some fortuitous circumstance my sylladex proved capacious enough to accommod8te such a prodigious cargo, al8eit requiring me to adopt the “Message‑in‑a‑8ottle” configur8tion. Centuries of death granted me ample leisure to pilfer aimlessly through the interstitial dreamlands of afterlife, and upon my recent ascension I have amassed a large trove of curiosities to utilise. The house8oat cast upon the street has sustained consider8ble damage; consequently I shall seek the services of a shipwright to render it whole. For the present, I shall linger within the confines of Midnight City. Though my presence is conspicuous, I intend to retreat to the city's most o8scure enclaves, where prying eyes are few. It is also my hope that the artisans of Midnight may supply a vial of ink of no ordinary pigment, 8ut one that renders its writing invisi8le to the omniscient gazes that pervade this world. In these times, the reclam8tion of privacy has 8ecome a paramount concern, and I must once again, as I did on Alternia, take more deli8er8te measures to safeguard it. He needs not inform me he is watching, I have sailed under the 8eacon of the green moon long enough to expect it.
Guess I'm UP. Good morning, everybody! RISE and GRIND!
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
y'all are fucking weird𖦹s