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I too am in this episode.
wuff.
b4 i grt #cancelled does anyone want 2 make out crazy style dat way u are also controversial n i wont b alone
welCome baCk pardner! hope ya been alri6ht!
thanks dawg i'll have to look into it for sure definitely human
wom3n. th4ts 4ll. >8]
Tell me about it.
s0meone extrap0lated two a literally infinite number 0f persons 0ff one currently active and 0ne several weeks inactive sample size because they're scared of sex. i h0wever am autistic and keep track of real numbers. y0u're fine. non-h0rny (if we must put it that way) harleys vastly outnumber the h0rny ones, f0r whatever value judgement you wish tw0 extrapolate fr0m that. #nsfw
there's really 0nly the one. whiners can just set them tw0 ignore n0w and stop c0mplaining. think you can keep doing y0u disclaimer-free.
>> We¡rd, and mean, th¡ng to ડay?
fuck you mean horny jades on the timeline bull every jade i have ever spoken to is a god fearing woman having an existential crisis about a person on a planet she has shrunk to the size of a commemorative snowglobe never once have i ever met a horny jade you made that shit up
its crazy how people assume you're horny when you start jerking off in the middle of the restaurant! like man, how inconsiderate can you be?? #nsfw ((Ignore that it's a bed)) https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/53/41692d5739f4215384a2d5c15a0a83a679060154.png
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Hello, dog girl!
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
<<"hello">>
Yes! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
n0t surprised.
i think you're one of those pretty jades who people think look cute!
there's really 0nly one. used tw0 be another but seems t0 be gone.
You're pretty chill all things considered
no need to apologise! chittr doesnt DEMAND your presence 26 hours a day 11 days a week. its something nice for you to come back to when you feel like it!
⚝ [BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] JADE: Today's "Creation appreciation" is dedicated to -drumroll please- the STARLINGS! //Applause and Cheering can be heard// As one of the first successful synthesized life forms, they're truly something specpial! Not only are they just the CUTEST darn things you ever did see but they are also incredibly friendly! Wouldn't you just love hugging one of these little guys? Maybe even bite them- I mean //Abrupt Cut-off// ENGel: 𝕎𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜! [TRANSCRIPT END] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bd2d5c4798.png ⚝
@twinArmaggetfucked Your turn. I hope you enjoy. And good luck with your self destructive 200 follower goal. (( #rosessketchbook ))
i'm jadeing!
As much of a shame as it is to head to sleep when so many versions of my favorite person (Jade) are online, I do have to sleep while I have a small break from the headaches. Goodnight.
oh!! i dont remember having this downloaded on my phone? and its kind of late... but.. thats okay!! i think?
17’5 l1k3 7h3 c00l357 7h1n9 3v3r 4l50 h4v1n9 4ll 7h47 fur˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
:33< that sounds supurr cute actmewally!!!!
why did i follow everyone? because i was playing fetch! :)
D'aw! What a vocal girl, you really are the best.
heh harls thinks im cool ill be level headed and normal about that about next week this time
The best girl. *Scritches behind the ears*.
literally the goodest aint nobody do it like jade does pretty sure they got your shit laminated mean mugging any other bitch ass mutt that tries to step up to you on all fours nobody can rev up the harley and not get run over you are the baddest good girl bitch around ayo
thank gods a reprieve
gosh i thought i was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear that its nice or whatever but im just not that kinda dog!!!!
hi jades!!!! :D
I support #JadeHour. They deserve it.
☆ You thinK if I pretend to throw a ball all the Jades would run to fetch it?☆
weird how ive been exposed to this multiverse thingamajig for what? ten years now? and really this is the first time ive seen more than like two or three of me at the same time
TH3 J4D3 UPR1S1NG 1S H4PP3N1NG..1 C4NT COMPL41N TOO MUCH 4BOUT 1T! 1 LOOK FORW4RD TO MY #T3R3Z1TU3SD4Y
Naturally.
This is said with a secret smirk, of course. I'm here for it.
They are multiplying rapidly. I fear before long there may be nothing but Harley on my dear sweet site that I hate.
0h i am d0ing adequate i think glad y0u are d0ing well
greetings
such a beautiful rendition of jade :sob: this artist's john is my fav too!! ))
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
c< OH! i saw yOu, yOu lOOKed wONderful! >c
She returneth. Mostly. Has anybody really noticed my absence? Who knows. The truth is, I've missed each and every one of you during this little break. As to what happened, my laptop ran into an unrecoverable issue called the charger almost set my bed on fire because it was broken. I'm looking to get a replacement for it soon. My other laptop doesn't have my login credentials for everything and, well, I can't remember my Chittr password.
i wish the sky was purple because then the oceans could look purple! hehe!
#nsfw do people mean it when they say they like the contrast? 🥺 [An image and a video of Jade in the nude. The image is a POV of the viewer on a bed with her popping up next to it, her flat chest centered. Though her huge smile is pretty eye-catching too! The video, meanwhile, shows her jumping up, spinning around, and forcefully sitting on the bed to show off her plump rear and make it jiggle a little. She shakes it from side to side a few times before the video ends.]
c< rigHt Here! >c
B33 < why is efurryone being such a hater on my last chitt https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetacateyes.png
B33 < happy #yuriday efurryone #flashing https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetajadeyuriday.gif
B33 < *stares at mew with beautiful feline eyes* https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetanoshades.png
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I too can be yuri. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Don't be ridiculous.
Name: Carrot Vision Age: 19 sweeps / 40 years old Mall cop, two-bit security, bureaucratic gargoyle sitting on your chest, walking talking theatrical irony, Kafkaesque hero, eternal optimist eagerly awaiting final oblivion, enthusiastically ignorant, zealous devotee of nonsense and null. REF (FIRST BY MOI, SECOND BY GLASSGOB ON TUMBLR) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46b17ea1d281.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58532088836b.png
"Chat" is the whispers that tear through my brain like clawed moles digging tunnels through the sulci. They tell me when things are: A) So back. B) So over. C) Neither. My friends tell me I should go to the hospital about it, but then who would give me the chat temperature check index?
Awouuh...
Exactly. And I for one always like to know what's going on with my friends, even if they're versions of them from different timelines.
I know the feeling. Just post whatever random thoughts are in your head, or updates on your day.
https://i.postimg.cc/bvtnDxG3/Untitled295-20260510060415.png Your lady in the sun. (( #rosessketchbook ))
Thank you.
https://i.postimg.cc/mDmp8t6h/Untitled292-20260510004218.png Allow me to be both artist and muse. (( #rosessketchbook ))
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
#dogposting dog fact https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-08_095943821.png
then i hope ya rest well, jade! ^◡^
rest well, stran6er!
Hmph, it’s always a Harley that flatters me.
Maybe i t00 c0uld have a b0yfriend s0me day #wistfulthinking
technically a repost, i jus rly luv this fit n ill b wearin it 2 the gala ;3 #midnightcitygala #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd5f9e3962c.jpg
この格好でガラパーティーに行けるかな？ 踊りを誘うなんて、とんでもない。もしあなたがアタシの無限の時間を費やす価値があるなら、アタシから誘うわ。 https://i.redd.it/damara-megido-appreciation-post-3-3-v0-gxlhmttpftib1.png?width=1380&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4034c3a9674cf8691bca026d807dd440918d1c5 ((cred:@bugFlower )) #midnightcitygala
Let u2 2ee your #battle2tatiion2 II'm doiing a liittle work on my BEEHOU2E MAIINFRAME CLU2TER, and II realiize II have never really taken any piicture2 of iit, or 2hared any of iit, 2o II'll 2tart. Ye2 iit look2 liike a me22 but the iimportant thiing ii2 the raw performance and functiionaliity, not the ae2thetiic2. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/e74342a9eaa9.png
D --> Gala outfit #zahhakvisage #midnightcitygala ((Art by @kingGreed !)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
:33< https://i.imgur.com/8RMra91.png :33< this was from late last night!!!
FUCK. I NEED SOMETHING TO WEAR FOR TOMORROW. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
of course the second i get comfy and slightly drowsy lap dog mode hits because of course it does >:/
I AM A SIMPLE TROLL. A SIMPLE, HIGHLY PREDICTABLE TROLL. I SEE A MOVIE NIGHT #WATCHPARTY, I GET CAUGHT LIKE A FLAILING INSECT IN A WEB, SOON TO HAVE ITS VITAL ICHOR DRAINED LIKE A FLESHY CAPRI-SUN. I NEED TO START HOSTING THESE FUCKING THINGS, MYSELF.
am i allowed to fall asleep on it?
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and i’m doll strider what’s up youtube
but hey, i got to reference avengers at lord english, a thing i can only do because i got out of sburb. so it's not all bad.
OKAY. YEAH. THERE GOES MY SQUEEDLY-SPOOCH. UNCONSCIOUSNESS IS WRESTLING THIS LAST CHIT OUT OF MY TYPESTUBS. I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE FACE-FIRST, NOW. GOOD LIGHT, YOU CRAZY ASSHOLES.
B33 < pawlways!!! B33 < unless they dont want me to B33 < in which case i just sit near them and purr
don't have any local doggy girls to pet... ( ╥ω╥ )
ཐི༏ཋྀ Thank you, this is very very important reminder for everyone! - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
<<"o-okay, miss jade! i-i'll try my best!">>
AT LEAST *YOU* HAVE THE KNOWLEDGEABILITY TO KNOW A KNOWER WHEN SHE SEES ONE. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGEABILITY TO BE A FUCKING HUMAN SCIENTORTURER IN NUCLEAR PHYSICS, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW.
“decode this” how bout u decode thsi dickkkkkk #nsfw #ig
my max hearts friendship event is me giving you a “mean” (affectionate) nickname examples being: dork/nerd goober horsebutt ect used to have a grumpybutt too but that was a long time ago
SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE TEST MY PATIENCE. THEY TEST MY CONVICTION. NOT MINE, BUT OF MY TASTES. OF MY PALATE. OF MY GLOBE-TROTTING, GALAXY-CLASS, COMPLETELY TASTEFUL AMOUNT OF NERDITUDE ABOUT WHAT CONSTITUTES GOOD CINEMA. AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS. IF YOU THINK THAT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MOVIES. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT A SHIT I GIVE ABOUT MUSIC. EXCEPT YOU WON'T. BECAUSE I WILL NEVER TELL THAT TO FUCKING *ANYONE.* GO AWAY. DON'T ASK.
noooooo :( :( :(
F1GHT B4CK TH3 DR4GON W1LL COM3 TO S4V3 YOU B4RKB34ST >:]
i shouldn"t feel lonely anymore. i have a lot of wonderful friends. just gotta keep working at it.
...that profile picture is off center but its funnier that way so it stays anyways HIIIIIII!!!! im serpaz im a funny gal who likes long walks on the trash beach sunsets over the pitch black ocean and playing my accordion at a very acceptable noise level i promise my friends said this would be nice to do while im stuck on omenbeast planet soooooooooooo ill just post here when i get bored which is a lot cant lie also if you see a purple creep or a violet LOSER who asks if you saw this (|:) no you didnt (|:) ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (|:D
there's this evil jade who's just mad and annoyed at everything :P anyway! that sounds so fun!!! i haven't had a proper hang out with my john since..... i think his birthday? what kind of a sister am i?......
<<"i-i, um, y-yeah, that makes sense... t-this is just the first time i've seen you...">>
hai hai!!! it's such a relief to hear from another jade who's not a huge bore!! how have you been???
<<"w-wow, another one of you??">>
⋆˚🐾˖°ztraight up barkin on that thang #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
jade!!!! hai jade!!! :D
i’m going to start keeping track of all the harleys on here because at this point it’s getting a little confusing and i keep getting surprised. green text + harley does NOT equal the one i’m actually looking for. not that i think he would actually use his real name on the internet. or have access to chittr. (but i’m choosing to be hopeful on that second one)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
fingers hook into my mouth, pressing my tongue in a vulgar display of the blackest hate. to every insult, bite, splash of blood, i clung. within the darkness of you, i suffocate. when your claws grasp my neck in a sudden twist the absent abyss of my eyes drown in mist, gasping, gurgling, my plea for your detachment. sanguine spillage, fare for your eyes, mind absent #nsfwe #gore #poetry #poem #originalpoem
okay sibling and sorta mom birthday shenanigans? check hour long hike through the jungle? check seedlings watered? check robot bird sons weekly maintenance check? check… town hall that made me want to tear my hair out? check can i finally sit down? maybe
i get to round out nycstuck with a birthday celebration for my wonderful ectosibling! you mean all of paradox space to me https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/PXL_20260413_013500684.jpg
:33 < i think mew smell good!!
pet and give treats!
H3H3H3H3 @C4RC1NOG3N1T4L >;] HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1368187768726880319/1493041436071956531/1MG_3391.PNG?3X=69DD86B1&1S=69DC3531&HM=613442C3C833B7C51750253393394345327938500940B37C477C754DC649C405& #SUGG3ST1V3
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SZg8V8eooHCkMfgYDj48nk.jpg Enough 8ush talk and more a8out the Artemis II crew who captured this shot a few nights ago 8y pure luck! 8ecause the mission launch was delayed, the crew found themselves or8iting the moon at the exact moment of an eclipse. Normally, we expect the moon to 8e cast in total shadow from our perspective on Earth. However, the crew was treated to a rare sight where part of the moon remained partially lit. This is due to 'Earthshine', sunlight reflecting off the Earth and 8ouncing 8ack onto the lunar surface!
thanks jade
oh nah just dont feel great physically least youre doing okay
nooooo 😭 do all jades go through this :(
morning!!!
B33 < meowdy BX33 < im making breakfast so naturally my entire day hinges on the next 15 minutes
Morning! Im doing well, i hope you are too jade!
:33< no clawmpurrlaints so fur
could be doing better but whats good with you
mornin jadeyyy how u doin gurl
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a49d3353267b.jpg :33 < good morning chit :33 < who's ready fur more meownanigans?
B33 < i should kiss more jades I think B33 < gotta boost my numbpurrs
you know most people don't even reach the tail so that's something :B
@gardenGnosis is always such a good girl. And an equally good host. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/c13d805d49735b21d442c398652d4e7e5b82c0c2.png #suggestive #nsfw -ish? #taggedtonothurtanyoneseyes
I'll be right over.
:33< my dms are open ;33
[[Happy holiday Have this quick sketch of Ambysa I did last night: https://i.gyazo.com/80702ed870664bce9df1a7b4ec46822f.png ]]
HAPPY EASTER, JADE HUMAN.
:33< happy egg day!
time for the most difficult decision of the day… vanilla lavender or mint bubbles?
Easter Sunday Shenanigans with the ladies. Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/e5ff5e2adf2132c88f07c085074a932390ce3344.png #nsfw
[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
hi!! i dunno what to say here but i just wanted to show myself :B https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b411bb7a9e6c.jpg
DOGS > RABBITS. IT’S THAT SIMPLE. NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT THE RABBIT ITS JUST ABOUT THEME AND CUTENESS OR WHATEVER.
i like kissing girls / women are great
experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit
:D
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>
okay but jadE, and variants thErEof, is bEst dog.
She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
This keeps happening to me when I'm trying to get ready to go out. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/f3dde6799de96ac7510a280d8b82da293f955fb3.png
deaths at an eridan centric event seem unsurprising
((Gasp! Thank mew
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
:33< meows at mew loud as furk at thr33 am :33< purrlay time :33< purrlay with kitty? :33< purrlease :33< purrlease nyow? :33< kitty play time nyow?
:33 < Hiiiiiii :3c
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
((I personally LOVE Igorrr. Rose is warming up to them through exposure and adoring the chaos of it. Spirituality and Distortion is a gem of an album.
:33 < Purrhaps I'll be in your messages, then!
B:33 < i am looking respectfully
:33< i say this all the time but i still mean it :33< MEOW!!! :DD
hhyou are so beautdytiful
To quote one of the greatest minds of our time, woof woof, awooo.
Good morning chittr. I am going to bed.
Ple4se h4ve 4 lovely d4y tod4y, oK4y?
its just better this way.
:33 < Mewre awfully purretty, Ms. Harley! Believe in mewre self and post those illicit images!!!
You're a pretty girl too, Jade. Never forget that.
Lazy morning. I wish I could stay like this forever, but I actually /have/ things to do today. Curses. Posts/replies may be slower than usual today, but at least I leave you with this. I'll still tag it #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/dee77a215d88a22cd4217bf01c7d684348de23d2.jpg
HOO HOO HEE HEE !! MADAME PASSED OUT WITH HER DEVICE OPEN IN HER HAND!! WE!!!! DECIDED TO GET BACK AT HER ! HAHAHA!! !! (IS IT #NSFW IF SHES JUST IN HER BRA. IDK. THIS IS BUNS BUT WHATEVA WE BALL) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B4CE673979BD.PNG
... I will be heading off to bed soon. hopefully things will be more interesting later.
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
|< you ar€ so right, human with €y€ corr€ctors
((I haven't not seen your pfp. All is well on my side.
((i can see it
Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts
@tentacleTherapist#7214 was
*Shower sounds* #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/923/sample_cd8cdcbd9e2ef1842acd0ff9074bf0005fc23001.jpg?922950 https://open.spotify.com/track/5FqULKbIuLb5fNKvbAPsj6?si=209d9bb97bd44a37
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
worrying....
old me might need to be put in a home :/
[[i just really need to yell about this I HATE DOING FUCKING TAXES SOMETIMES. moreso i hate payroll companies who dont do their shit right one of my partners worked in multiple states, their federal agi does not match the added up amount of all their listed state incomes. it is an almost 17k discrepancy. What The Fuck. what the FUUUUUCK im glad my mom is autistic about tax law and i can call her and ask for advice <3
:33 < How purretty!
your hair's so cool!!!
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
havin such a sexy nite wit da date~ <3 #nsfw
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
~i am a proud supported of #yuri! you go girls <3
:33< they say that meowbeasts have 9 lives :33< i say thats nyat enough! :33< peopurr donate mewre spare lives to meowbeasts nyow!
Awoooo
at the cvs high as fuuuuuuuck anWhy do i hear circus music #substances #substance
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b9674cf49cf.png aw fuq ya
guess not. cant say im down for going to school to get one anytime soon
B33 < caw
i dont mean i love women like im straight im a queer i just have mommy issues
yip! 8P
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 30th ~ ------ I am now in motion across the geopolitical 8oard of these lands. The caliginous carapacian remains o8livious, yet he is an informant of du8ious repute who has furnished me with a conduit to the world upon which he resides. The ease with which I infiltr8ted his domain was astonishing, he supplied the coordin8tes of a derelict house8oat marooned upon the shores of his city. 8y some fortuitous circumstance my sylladex proved capacious enough to accommod8te such a prodigious cargo, al8eit requiring me to adopt the “Message‑in‑a‑8ottle” configur8tion. Centuries of death granted me ample leisure to pilfer aimlessly through the interstitial dreamlands of afterlife, and upon my recent ascension I have amassed a large trove of curiosities to utilise. The house8oat cast upon the street has sustained consider8ble damage; consequently I shall seek the services of a shipwright to render it whole. For the present, I shall linger within the confines of Midnight City. Though my presence is conspicuous, I intend to retreat to the city's most o8scure enclaves, where prying eyes are few. It is also my hope that the artisans of Midnight may supply a vial of ink of no ordinary pigment, 8ut one that renders its writing invisi8le to the omniscient gazes that pervade this world. In these times, the reclam8tion of privacy has 8ecome a paramount concern, and I must once again, as I did on Alternia, take more deli8er8te measures to safeguard it. He needs not inform me he is watching, I have sailed under the 8eacon of the green moon long enough to expect it.
Guess I'm UP. Good morning, everybody! RISE and GRIND!
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
Women~<
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
y'all are fucking weird𖦹s