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#cancelled

࣪⊹₊˚{ OUR LUNCH PLANSSSS };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ WHYYYY!!!! #resurfvation #cancelled }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I think I'm getting #cancelled. This is like the divorce all over again.

Kult: +2
Kull: +12
Total: 14
Ratio: 0.17

b4 i grt #cancelled does anyone want 2 make out crazy style dat way u are also controversial n i wont b alone

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Thats it Sex is #CANCELLED #nsfw #sexis0verparty

Kult: +21
Kull: +12
Total: 33
Ratio: 1.75

Thinking about filming a weekly segment where Rosebot bakes homemade sourdough bread and we share it with our loving constituits. #Carbs #Traddaughter #Incest #Theallegations #Cancelled

Kult: +12
Kull: +15
Total: 27
Ratio: 0.80

Rosebot will put out a statement shortly. #Cancelled #Theallegations

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation bet...Read more

Kult: +64
Kull: +17
Total: 81
Ratio: 3.76