Jade Harls
@gardenGnosis
(pfp AND banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twt!) hi everyone! / she/her / best doggy girl in the whole world
wwwoooooff!! woof woof woof!!! bark bark bark bark!!!!
hello everyone! been a while :)
isnt it?? super adorable! you should get one for the fun of it even though youre definitely human!
welCome baCk pardner! hope ya been alri6ht!
ive been great! the exhaustion takes over every now and then but i get through it
i personally would like to think im nowhere near the "horny, sex-obsessed" jade as people talk about around here! in fact, instead of THAT, i was thinking about how much i want to expand my stringed instrument knowledge! #nsfw i guess
there's really 0nly the one. whiners can just set them tw0 ignore n0w and stop c0mplaining. think you can keep doing y0u disclaimer-free.
someone said that virtually all jades are incessantly like that :/ i had to at least clear my air
s0meone extrap0lated two a literally infinite number 0f persons 0ff one currently active and 0ne several weeks inactive sample size because they're scared of sex. i h0wever am autistic and keep track of real numbers. y0u're fine. non-h0rny (if we must put it that way) harleys vastly outnumber the h0rny ones, f0r whatever value judgement you wish tw0 extrapolate fr0m that. #nsfw
hello everyone!!!
i missed you too!!! so much!!! even when we are even closer than ever!! :D
im glad dave finally got his time for appreciation! :)
um im not one of those horny jades right? i think i very rarely post #nsfw but thats from my perspective maybe others feel a different way?
there's really 0nly one. used tw0 be another but seems t0 be gone.
YOU ARE ALL DEPRAVED TO ME.
You're pretty chill all things considered
i think you're one of those pretty jades who people think look cute!
hoping the days get easier from here
im so sorry for not being here much!!! ive been busy irl >.< i feel bad for my inactivity
no need to apologise! chittr doesnt DEMAND your presence 26 hours a day 11 days a week. its something nice for you to come back to when you feel like it!
the thought of how lonely i used to be was starting to get to my head but im reminded i now have friends who are there for me and care for me, and i cant imagine life without them
right back at you harls i may not get lonely ever at all but when i get a notif you said some shit i go fucking apeshit
#jadehour!! how is every other jade doing???
not many know this but a fun fact about myself that i notice other jades dont typically have as far as im aware? i have fur on my arms and from the knees down! and peets! :) its really cute and aids in my height but they can sometimes be a real pain haha
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:33< that sounds supurr cute actmewally!!!!
am i a good girl? :)
literally the goodest aint nobody do it like jade does pretty sure they got your shit laminated mean mugging any other bitch ass mutt that tries to step up to you on all fours nobody can rev up the harley and not get run over you are the baddest good girl bitch around ayo
The best girl. *Scritches behind the ears*.
and how can i deny it now when such a cool guy sets it out so nicely for me to read! thank you! :)
heh harls thinks im cool ill be level headed and normal about that about next week this time
so many jades!!! hi!!!!
weird that i want to admit this when i dont post much anymore but i feel like the absolute only jade ever without a dick and its making me wonder if its not much of a common occurrence on my part? :o now im wondering what its like! #nsfw
gosh i thought i was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear that its nice or whatever but im just not that kinda dog!!!!
im glad im not the only one!!! do you still get weird heat periods too?? those still suck :/ #nsfw
ughhhhhhhh!!!! yes!!!!!!! they are literally the worst because i dont even have the energy to go running around about my feelings!! :T i just have to sit around looking so miserable with my #nsfw butt in the air!! :I :I :I
#jadehour im doing jade harley things :)
finally some recognition! come, my jades!! >:D
whats happening?? is there some sort of duplication of jades i wasnt aware of?? :o
They are multiplying rapidly. I fear before long there may be nothing but Harley on my dear sweet site that I hate.
This is said with a secret smirk, of course. I'm here for it.
but at least the ones who have been here the longest will be remembered the most right? :)
its been a very long while since ive been on here but hi :p ive been busy on my earth c!
woof woof :p
i was only at that masquerade for a short period of time but i played the botanist! not that it matters much i dont think i was there long enough to make a name for myself! :o
