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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

6 hours ago

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

2 days ago

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.

John Egbert

3 days ago

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich

John Egbert

3 days ago

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

it's... #peanutbuttersandwich

John Egbert

3 days ago

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich

Jade Harley

4 days ago

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

nothing i hope....

KRABBY PATTY

4 days ago

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

KRABBY PATTY

4 days ago

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!

Dave Strider

5 days ago

@turntechGodhead[TG]

ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg

dsprite

5 days ago

@turntechGodbird[TG]

hes goin through it

Dave E. Vantas

5 days ago

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@dStrides[DS]

WHERE IS GREEN MARKIPLIER

roxy lalonde

5 days ago

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

he doesnt care abt me :/

Green Markiplier

5 days ago

@helloEverybody[HE]

Hello. This is Green Markiplier's social media manager. Following the recent incident, we have elected to have a professional create a missing poster for ease of getting the word out quickly and efficiently. Please feel free to spread this poster and contact us at this page if you have any information on Green Markiplier's whereabouts. https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png

Melody Frogface

5 days ago

@mellowFrog[MF]

I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif

Dirk Strider.

5 days ago

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS

Dirk Strider.

5 days ago

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

You’re telling me.

Dave E. Vantas

5 days ago

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@dStrides[DS]

I DONT KNOW NEWS IS FAKE