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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

it's... #peanutbuttersandwich

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

nothing i hope....

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!

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ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg

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hes goin through it

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@dStrides[DS]

WHERE IS GREEN MARKIPLIER

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

he doesnt care abt me :/

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Hello. This is Green Markiplier's social media manager. Following the recent incident, we have elected to have a professional create a missing poster for ease of getting the word out quickly and efficiently. Please feel free to spread this poster and contact us at this page if you have any information on Green Markiplier's whereabouts. https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png

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I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

You’re telling me.

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@dStrides[DS]

I DONT KNOW NEWS IS FAKE

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