♦ pitied by @gardenGnosis
YOU ARE ALL DEPRAVED TO ME.
fuck wrong button im back on the feed
ughhhhhhhh!!!! yes!!!!!!! they are literally the worst because i dont even have the energy to go running around about my feelings!! :T i just have to sit around looking so miserable with my #nsfw butt in the air!! :I :I :I
no more nerdy cons going on until july B(
sometimes im a little jealous by what the other mes have going on and sometimes i get kind of really worried!!! or concerned at the least but here i am sitting on my butt eating from a pizza chain that existed pre-apocalypse do i have anything going on? no! am i unsatisfied? no not really i am a little bored but thats better than having a demon in my brain at least??
Don't be ridiculous.
https://i.postimg.cc/JzYnv2yC/Untitled296-20260510140149.png ( OOC: #ic-vent #generallysad ) Then I think of her like this. Capable. Protecting. Nurturing. I think of how it felt to be in her arms, how she would rush to school to pick me up on the worst days of first grade, when I felt so homesick I would cry. And I miss it. Sometimes I wish I could see her one last time. I wouldn't want to say a word. All of the mistakes, the misery, the ire and the regrets - I would let it fall by the wayside. Just for her to hold me before she has to go again. (( #rosessketchbook ))
https://i.postimg.cc/SK48Q5yP/Untitled296-20260510140145.png ( OOC: #abuse #substance ) She would look at me like this. It would always be a smile. It was always love. But I stopped seeing it that way. Her smile would frighten me. I was bitter. I saw her love as a ploy. Because I didn't believe her capable of loving anything but the burn of a drink as it went down her throat. I know now it was punishment. Not to me, but to her. I wish that made it better. (( #rosessketchbook ))
i know right :P
Maybe i t00 c0uld have a b0yfriend s0me day #wistfulthinking
starting the day off by getting yelled at by my teenage nemesis, that's fun. really needed more of that in my life.
(The human act know as)< (The Rick Roll)<
joke that has overstayed its welcome somehow
i shouldn"t feel lonely anymore. i have a lot of wonderful friends. just gotta keep working at it.
can you let her form her own opinion??? i am sorry if i have been short with you but im fucking grieving right now so cut me a LITTLE slack!
there's this evil jade who's just mad and annoyed at everything :P anyway! that sounds so fun!!! i haven't had a proper hang out with my john since..... i think his birthday? what kind of a sister am i?......
and you still smell like bad wet dog smell? damn man put on some like deodorant or like use shampoo
do you dry properly?
wet dogs smell like shit so smell like shit or smell like shit
idk bro if you shower it makes you a wet dog but if you dont shower youll smell like shit. take a choice
oh nah just dont feel great physically least youre doing okay
i am in a mood unfortunately ._. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aef92c94d8f5.jpg
jades inability to consider for one second how well snooki hair would suit her is the only thing preventing her from being on the cover of earth c-outure and because she is so stubborn we will never know whether her potential lies in fame not that she wouldnt make it on there how she is now but i mean theres an untapped gold mine in that bouffant and she is refusing to break out the pickaxe
UGH I HATE HOW RIGHT SHE IS. I'M SITTING HERE ON A WORLD I HELPED CREATE, STARING INTO AN UNFAMILIAR SUN IN THE DAY AND AT UNFAMILIAR STARS AT NIGHT AND WATCHING ALL THESE LITTLE GODLINGS PRANCE AROUND DOING IMPORTANT SHIT AND ALL I CAN THINK IS GOD DAMN ALTERNIA KICKED ASS. IT WASN'T PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTOOD IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS- THE COLORS ARE ALL WRONG AND NOTHING EVEN TRIES TO EAT YOU IF YOU WANDER OFF OF AN IMPERIAL APPROVED PATH.
((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich
it's... #peanutbuttersandwich
no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich
nothing i hope....
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I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!
ol bump in the road is at it again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b06867e62b7f.jpeg
hes goin through it
WHERE IS GREEN MARKIPLIER
he doesnt care abt me :/
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I have terrible news everyone. During last night's incident involving something called #incest between Dirk and Dave, someone broke into the hospital while we were all distracted amidst the chaos. Green Markiplier is missing. Security camera footage of the event captured this, someone seemingly sealing Green Markiplier into some form of crystal. #horror warning for frightening and potentially graphic content: https://i.imgur.com/GvysMGn.gif
FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS
You’re telling me.
I DONT KNOW NEWS IS FAKE