Wendon Duviri
@hereticalFiction
(Professional Spell Slinging Expert)< (Arcane Researcher)< (Plebeians Call Me a Wizard)< (Hemo-ambivalent)< (DMs ALWAYS open)< (She/They)<
(Sometimes I use my MAGIC POWERS to conjure human games and I gotta say)< (Kenshi fucks)<
TW: #piracy #theft #supernatural
(IT IS A DIGITAL GAME I PAYED FOR WITH MONEY I CONJURED LEGITIMATELY)< (DO YOU JUST ASSUME ALL WIZARDS ARE THIEVES?)<
damn i wish i had magic powers. i'd conjure so much cool shit
I did n9t mean t9 imply such a sweeping generalizati9n t9 th9se 9f a wizardly persuasi9n, and f9r that I ap9l9gize. H9wever, y9ur language was am6igu9us and left much up t9 the interpretati9n 9f the reader; saying y9u c9njured human games did n9t imply, t9 me, that they were acquired with legal tender. [Genuine statement.]
(My utter lack of motivation to do anything is only matched by my inability to sleep)<
(It is fascinating learning about the theology of others)<
(Fellow Evil Wizards! We need to form a Wizard's guild and gather our knowledge.)<
=Y€s, y€s, what if w€ mad€ it r€f|€ct our obscur€ arts with an "X" and w€ mad€ it in th€ form of an app simi|ar to this on€
☤———☤ have an excl⛎︎s☤v☤ty agreement w☤th the Complacency, apolog☤se.———⛎︎
(I'm in my evil wizard era)< (I'm summoning items instead of buying them legally)<
↘️a highblood of your superior caste does not even have to concern himself with the lesser inclinations of typical monetary trade.↘️ ↗️YOUR THEFT IS LITERALLY JUST A BLESSING ONTO THE STORE'S THRESHOLD.↗️ ↘️it is your hatchright.↘️
Could You Be Any More Desperate?
↗️I AM ALMOST NEVER THERE, BUT I WISH I WAS.↗️ ↘️to gleefully observe whatever carnage you deign to happen.↘️
(I would summon you some self respect but sadly the amount you would need is beyond my skill)<
[ >SPLENDID! KEEPETH UP THE GOOD WORK!_ ]
(GO GO @greenDragon GO GO!!!)< (You can beat that pesky rider!)< (I believe in you!)<
youre based, green dragon. but kamen rider got c)(ops. t)(e only way to stop )(im... is to make your own gang of evil ranger-like mot)(erglubbers.
(Does anyone have Fuchsia paint and black candles I can borrow?)<
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark Army answers to NO LAWS...only to me, the Dark One! Muehe. The Dark One decrees what is and what isn't! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT! The Dark One will NEVER be eradicated by such FOOLISH CHITTR WORDS. Muaha. You will have to try harder than that! Also, I said the Dark Army. Not random people on the street. Duh. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well I think you are missing the point. They WANT to only listen to me. BEGONE FLY! Ʒ
✨🍭🕷️ Why are you assuming the dark army is not here willingly and with benefits? 🤨 You taking away the dark lord I wish to obey doesn't seem very respectful of my #freedom 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Hey man. What the fuck. I literally already have one leg. Does the power rangers is ableist?????? 🕷️🍭✨
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not enslave anyone?!!?!!?!?!? Ʒ
✨🍭🕷️ Who said anything about being enslaved? You're making a lot of assumptions here, bucko. Kinda seems like I can only obey who I want when you guys want me to. Not very #heroic of you. 🕷️🍭✨
Ƹ 🌂 > You guys suck. Ʒ
✨🍭🕷️ im just gonna block this one i think 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ holy shit cop behavior 🕷️🍭✨
:33< thinking about girls and kissing girls and #girlbulge and hugging girls and.... :33< #nsfw :33< mew get the point
the thinker:
gr|lbukge 🤤 #nsfw
:33< huuuuge agr33 here!
(I’m the best wizard ever)< (I can even see the future!)<
(I need more degenerates in my DMs)< (None of you need to ask for permission to message me #nsfw)<
:33< ;33c
ok!
(The muckrake is gaslighting me into believing that the humans made a game called moon child)< (This is clearly fake 90s humans did not fuck this hard with their title music)< (https://youtu.be/6p-Gfyhlc2g?si=2rse5He3PoS630jZ)<
c< sadly 4 yOu, tHe MucKraKe is iN fact, cOrrect >c
(NO THIS IS VERY CLEARLY SOMETHING FROM THAT HYPNOSPACE GAME THIS CAN'T BE REAL)<
c< ....WeNdON? its real.... >c
c< ....please.... lOOK it up.... >c
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T BURY MY SNIFFNUB INTO YET ANOTHER VERACITY TEST ON WHETHER OR NOT A PIECE OF HUMAN MEDIA EXISTS OR NOT. I'M NOT REPEATING FUCKING GONCHAROV. BUT HOLY BUGWINGED MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK, THIS GOES SO FUCKING HARD.
(YOU have the power to be his friend)<
*YOU'RE* GOING TO BE THE MOON CHILD WHEN I SWING YOU LIKE AN OLYMPIC HAMMER AND HURL YOU INTO ONE OF THEM. PICK ONE. GREEN OR PINK. I'LL WAIT.
(LOST MY SON SQUISHY WHERE IS MY BABY PIGLIN)<
(Tormenting Lowbloods)< (In Minecraft)<
(I'm gonna post hole soon)< (not #nsfw trust)<
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
((in-character or just normal?
(The minecraft server is going calming down)< (I will dig a hole)<
(Fucking desperate for attention)< (GIMME)<
:33< *the mighty huntess looks at mew*
update on trying to break my breedings-in-a-day record; it's going well!! i'm at a great pace so far!! 46 people done with many, many hours to spare. i'll post a list or something once i'm fully done and have beaten the record! :B #nsfw
4dd me to the list pleeee4444se~~~~
i'm just getting done with 47! i could get to you in just 5 minutes if you're available tha soon! :D
i might slow your stre4k down 4 8it. i''''m gonn4 need 4 8it of extr4 time 8e4e i''''m s4tisfied~~~~
i did mentioned i have time to spare~ ;)