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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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I see. #listeningandlearning
I did n9t mean t9 imply such a sweeping generalizati9n t9 th9se 9f a wizardly persuasi9n, and f9r that I ap9l9gize. H9wever, y9ur language was am6igu9us and left much up t9 the interpretati9n 9f the reader; saying y9u c9njured human games did n9t imply, t9 me, that they were acquired with legal tender. [Genuine statement.]
TW: #piracy #theft #supernatural
If you think about it. Every troll is biologically male.
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yeah, well, i hope you die first in real life.
🐾what kiNd of shoes does a thief wear? ''sNeakers''! hehe,
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And a goodnight to all. It's three in the morning. Go the fuck to bed. Yes, you. I'm talking to you.
howv the FUCK did I get roped into playin the table top vwersion of flarp tonight? i thought vwe vwere goin to the club?!
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Stop #yeaRxning and staRxt dRxinking wateRx. When was the last time you dRxank wateRx? Go get some Rxight now. ᝰ
This is liteRxally exactly what I'm talking about. You have the shame globes to post shit like that and then when someone says how fucked up it is, youRx Rxesponse is "get culled"? Fucking coldbloods. ᝰ
Lowbloods aRxe dying foRx being lowbloods eveRxy day. ᝰ
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↗️OH, WHAT IS THIS. BUT KARMA, SERVED HOT.↗️
☆~𖦹 I was personally invited to join the #sicknastysunday party. However, its loose rules on clothing has left me unsure how I should dress. I am putting a lot of faith in this website to determine what best clothing option would be #nsfw <3 - Formal Wear <> - Suggestive / Revealing (like a bikini) <3< - Fully Naked c3< - Naked But With Tape Or Something Covering Up Needed Spots 𖦹~☆
Back In My Nights, Trolls Had Class. Culture. We Were Not Crude Animals Mindlessly Thrusting Into The Air As A Kind Of Mating Dance On The Internet. Oh, How Our People Have Fallen............. #nsfw.............
,,,you need,,,to be medicated,,,and to get a job,,,i think,,,
One and all! Rejoice! It's THE LORD'S DAY!!! Sunday is known as the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important date of salvation. This foundational truth has shaped Christian practice for centuries. The early disciples of Christ came together to break bread on this first day. Let us also come together and revel in the Lord's Day of ressurection in merriment and prayer! - John 6:51
you b0o my puns but say n0thing about my h0rny. this seems like an obvi0us yes. fucking sweet. #nsfw
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guys keep hating my chits im almost at 3k kull
Pull it like a beyblad.
makin anot)(er call to raise it again in a few days
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i think i should also start killing people
""Claim"" whatever day you want, but always remember that Sunday is God's day! - Matthew 24:35
Hm! Well. I have learnt my lesson. AboUt hating chitts. Even if yoU disagree with the sentiment. Do not press that bUtton! Or. YoU will receive many threats. Haha. Anyway! DUmbo OctopUs! Isn't it cUte? My lUsUs is a hybrid of one. Mixed with the stUbby sqUid! ・・・𝛾
SOME PEOPLE. HAVE TO GO TO A STuDIO FOR NuDE MODELS. AND REMIND THEIR MuSE. TO POSE FOR HOuRS. I JuST KILL BEAuTIFuL PEOPLE. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. LOOT THEIR CORPSES. AND THEY CAN POSE. FOR AS LONG AS I WANT. HOWEVER I WANT. TECHNOLOGY MAKES THIS EASIER.
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the people hate me for livwing my truth
◌ “Leaders never use the word failure. They look upon setbacks as learning experiences.” ⧂
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consider your furniture chewed on
wWw well hope you get a day off soon soundzz like you need it wWw
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D --> %cuse me for not properly tagging my previous heavy, solid and well respected #bars
D --> Ten hit combo like it is nothing D --> Galloped hooffalls my blows are sounding- like D --> Mediculler just got a price- hike D --> Double dip on a triple hit D --> One hit kill perhaps is a crit