(The muckrake is gaslighting me into believing that the humans made a game called moon child)< (This is clearly fake 90s humans did not fuck this hard with their title music)< (https://youtu.be/6p-Gfyhlc2g?si=2rse5He3PoS630jZ)<
c< sadly 4 yOu, tHe MucKraKe is iN fact, cOrrect >c
(NO THIS IS VERY CLEARLY SOMETHING FROM THAT HYPNOSPACE GAME THIS CAN'T BE REAL)<
c< ....WeNdON? its real.... >c
c< ....please.... lOOK it up.... >c
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T BURY MY SNIFFNUB INTO YET ANOTHER VERACITY TEST ON WHETHER OR NOT A PIECE OF HUMAN MEDIA EXISTS OR NOT. I'M NOT REPEATING FUCKING GONCHAROV. BUT HOLY BUGWINGED MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK, THIS GOES SO FUCKING HARD.
(YOU have the power to be his friend)<
*YOU'RE* GOING TO BE THE MOON CHILD WHEN I SWING YOU LIKE AN OLYMPIC HAMMER AND HURL YOU INTO ONE OF THEM. PICK ONE. GREEN OR PINK. I'LL WAIT.