Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Tally Ho! Connoisseur of fine cinema. He/they. Occasionally nsfw! ((art is mine unless specified otherwise))
Gadsbudlikins when did the mobile layout change?! It is nicer than it was before though.
Quite fond of that little mario fellow and his yahoos and wahoos.
Good morning my chums and amigos! I hope youre all doing just swell!
You know i do wonder what *do* reeses cups taste like anyway? Of course i sadly cannot partake in them lest i die a terrible death.
wwait wwait wwait youd actually seriously die from eatin a reeses cup no wway be fuckin serious
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hahaha goddamn holy shit thats so sad an allergy that can goddamn kill you talk about bein wwarmblooded holy shit hahahahaha
Hm... perhaps. Would a peanut-related death count as heroic or just? Id assume not. But ah... no... i shant risk it.
Yes i suppose us humans are quite squishy and fragile its quite sad really.
((playing the tomodachi life demo and then being absolutely fucking devastated when my miis get put under house arrest at the end. stop talking about the retail version of the game... what have they done to you
((my beautiful jake mii is a shell of his former self.... jake... snap out of it... stop talking about the full game...
Wowzers an edit button! Every time i look away this site gets a shiny new feature and isnt that just dandy?
it is evolving rapidly its like the cambrian era out here
Perhaps a bit ungentlemanly of me to say but what does a fella have to do to get railed six ways to sunday around here? #nsfw
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#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16fde3690c43.png I was debating on whether or not to post this but lifes too short to not be a little adventurous yes?
NICE.
hey @chaoticTechnician here's a live one.
hOonk hoonk hOoOonk honk
i clapped wen i saw it
Well it seems ive gained a few new followers from that last post. The more the merrier i always say!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5733ff72fa.png Hope youre all having an absolutely top notch thursday today my dear chums!
Cheese and fucking crackers i slept absolutely dreadful last night. Thats the last movie marathon for a while i think.
Howdy! Still getting used to this whole chittr thingamabob do forgive me if i fuck this shit up.
You're already doing better than tits Jake.
There's a Jake who allegedly can't figure out how to not have his tits as his profile picture.