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(#violence) Your name is JOHN LALONDE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of attempts at cakes are scattered around your room. You'll get there eventually. You have a variety of other interests that you are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT. You like to perform MAGIC ACTS befitting of a WIZENED SAGE OF THE MYSTICAL ARTS. You often say you are such a skilled magician that you even made your FATHER DISAPPEAR. That is one of your favorites in your arsenal of MORBID and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. It is a great point of pride. Making fun of yourself can elevate any conversation, especially on those rare but ever-so-special moments when your humor makes people KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. Then you have EVEN MORE ANGST to turn into comedy. It is a cycle that CANNOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. You also like to entertain yourself with INTERNET VIDEOS of GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. It makes you think about how, in such a heinous and tense situation, you would simply NOT GET KILLED. For instance, if a cartel wanted to behead you, you would fend them off, starting by throwing your collection of METAL WATER BOTTLES in IRONICALLY BRIGHT COLORS. (Because you are screaming along to EVANESCENCE SONGS so often. One benefit of your mother's aloofness is that you can be as loud as you want and she does not care.) What will you do? (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c37de14df84.png Sprite made using FarragoFiction's Homestuck Doll Maker.)
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
i mean. i know he wasn't maga irl, saw the profile, HOWEVERRRR i think it's in super poor tastes to bring that sort of political shittiness onto a platform that's primarily used for roleplay, aka escapism in its finest form. especially with like. the direct references to ICE. it was just Not Funny imo............... )
^^#nsfW #Violence^^ ^^When Will i be hunted through the forest and slammed into the dirt and put in a headlock and made to beg for mY life...sigh^^
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, DON'T BE SHY I'M IN CHARGE LIKE A G.U.Y I'LL LAY DOWN FACE UP THIS TIME UNDER YOU LIKE A G.U.Y #NSFW #LYRIC
finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
My pre-trial statement: grrrrrrrrrrrrr! that is all >:(
Today's wordle is straight up bullshit =_= ⬛️🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/e16a68eaf036...jpg Hilarixus barkbeast!!! Very much a gentleman :))) I feel tx impxrtant tx stress that tx be a gentleman is nxt defined by yxur attire xr presentatixn but by yxur philxsxphy and yxur ideals... A gentleman is kind!!! But nxt weak... Xpen-minded!!! But nxt malleable... A gentleman respects xthers whether he hates them xr lxves them!!! Respect is all the gentleman asks fxr in return!!! :)))
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
-|- Hello, Chittr. Is it improper etiquette to make my profile picture my favorite character and not my own face? Thank you in advance. ---
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
Do not knock the blue dames if you have not fancied a taste from the mashed potato!!!!
if no one got me i know isabelle (you know her. from animal crossing) got me can i get an amen
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
ooh a good pun just hit me. what did the dinosaur eat as his last meal? a meat-eor!
okay i see why jake is addicted to sideways dual wielding dives while firing guns. paintball is fun!
((i want you all to know that before i made this account i was considering making a "john" that would just constantly post the most blatantly eggy things imaginable. but i figured the joke would get old fast, so i just made june instead.))
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
hahaha goddamn holy shit thats so sad an allergy that can goddamn kill you talk about bein wwarmblooded holy shit hahahahaha
i mean no probably not unless you're like super evil.
it is evolving rapidly its like the cambrian era out here
i clapped wen i saw it
hOonk hoonk hOoOonk honk
NICE.
(Take me back to the idyllic time of 2 days ago :(
I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!
Naturally!! it is only natural to hype a good fellow up
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^^WhY, hello! i'Ve seen a feW of You around, i think^^ ^^nice to see You!^^
^^i feel like some are keeping to their oWn species too much^^ ^^trolls should reach out to humans more! and Vice Versa!^^ ^^When else are You going to get the chance to be friendlY With an alien?^^ ^^in fact, i'll do so mYself right noW.^^^^
(( i cannot tell if it's one ampora or multiple but those who are just using greyscaled photos of real people for your pfps you're hilarious keep it up
There's a Jake who allegedly can't figure out how to not have his tits as his profile picture.