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Earth F 8x12 - Prospit dreamer - Heir of Breath - Trans Man, he/him

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actually where the fuck is dave right now

today i learned that we have a cat in the 8x12 apartment complex. said cat likes to sit on dave's soundboard

i hear dave spamming the meow button on his gristcord soundboard from across the hall it's 2am- 3 am- 3:30 am?????????- early in the morning. so early in fact that it is still nighttime

ok that's it i am going to bed goodnight, chittr!

what the FUCK is going on in the parking lot right now????

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LOL LM4O 3V3N

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < sounds like jade called it

Taking break from Portal already- started it way too late at night to coherently play

Liveblogging portal: The lazer puzzle is hurting my brain

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my dad getting hit on by spades slick was not on my bingo card

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i expected it from diamonds droog, personally!

no kidding!

Liveblogging Portal: the portal gun mechanics are cool but i see myself getting softlocked with em in the future (for those who need context: this is the first time i am playing the game 'Portal')

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> oh fuck yeah gotta love 2ee1ng another per2on'2 f1r2t t1me portal playthrough <

//portal actually has a lot of preventions for softlocks, not that it's impossible though!//

a lot of people said i should try it :B i never got around to before due to well. Sburb. but! no time like the present to try something new!

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> oh yeah and aforment1oned po1nt a21de, 1t'2 pretty damn hard to truly 2oftlock your2elf <

//i know this but john doesn't :3 [or does he?] [sometimes my john is just silly]//

oh! good to know for future reference!

Liveblogging portal: idk who the robot lady is but her voice is so cool!

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ok i think i'm going to let the wildlife destroy the wifi tower again. i need to bleach my eyes immediately

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AKGH!

why are people out here posting hole on main

"john the firefly bulls mistook the blinking on the tower for mating competitors agan" woo fucking hoo

ughhh internet issues are the worst -_- "heir of breath"? more like heir of making sure people's internet towers aren't being eaten by the local wildlife again at least i can blow them away in the literal sense

Bwuh... slow internet :B I'm gonna get portal still! Just gonna be a while

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Is portal 2 any good? And should I play the first one before the second?

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,,,ye$,,,the game$ are both good,,, ,,,the puzzle$,,,are $impli$tic,,,but the core mechanic i$,,,$o unique and enjoyable,,,that it'$ fine,,,

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"ANY GOOD"????? DUDE!!!!!!!! 8D YOU HAVE TO LIVEBLOG BOTH GAMES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!

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,,,okay,,,relax,,,they're good,,,but it'$ not like thi$ i$ yume nikki,,,we're talking about here,,,or $tephen'$ $au$age roll,,,

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Well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm in it.

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ok listen yume nikki is a masterpiece, but not in like a hype way?? it's something contemplative you have to sit with. portal though... fuck me, that shit's so fun!! 8J

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WHEATLEY REAL??????????????

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LMAO ok ok! I just gotta buy em first Never got a chance to play cause well. SBURB. But a friend said I should try it!

,,,it'$,,,good,,,

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https://youtu.be/>47zSNZcyPQ. . .

Yes, yes yes. I am real.

WHY DO THEY STILL MAKE THE GREEN AND ORANGE GUMMI WORMS :((( they don't taste good it's just citrus on citrus!!! nobody benefits from this!!

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they just taste like dish soap XP BLUH

the citrus gummy worms taste nothing like citrus.

most citrus candies don't taste like citrus TBH

god so true. same with banana

well that's mainly because of the extinct banana that banana flavoring is based off of! now if i could find that article again... i know there's a few candy brands that do the actual flavor of banana, but i personally do like artificial banana lol

being a god is cool and all until you get the weirdest name of the bunch and you're like 'what'd i do to get that?'

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You want an itemized list?

uh :| not really, i already got mine from @gardenGnostic#2452 like everyone gets flowery names and then mine is like. "The Rings"(?) i mean i guess

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oh!! forgot to update you all!! i had my 24th birhday a couple days ago!! it was nice :B got to celebrate it with my friends! things have been super crazy here as of late- hence why i didn't remember to post until now, lol