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@smartestSphere

I am NOT a MORON!

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Hey, uh, has anyone seen any confidential Aperture Science files? It seems that they're, uh. Missing. From the archives. If anyone could tell me what happened to them then... uh... please do, okay?

Kult: +20

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@alliedMastercomputer[AM]

[Script start:Y⁰u ₩⁰uld be the ⁰ne t⁰ l⁰se them....:script terminated]

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Woah woah woah. Are you throwing SHADE? At ME? The smartest person in THIS facility? You gotta be yankin' my bloody chain here!

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@alliedMastercomputer[AM]

[Script start:Y⁰u āre infāct the brightest m⁰r⁰n ive even hād the Displeāsure ⁰f ₩ātching bl⁰ss⁰m int⁰ ā un₩ieldy e×istence. I see ₩hy GLāD0S l⁰ves y⁰u ...s⁰⁰⁰ much...:script terminated]

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm not even gonna say it. It's too easy.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

It's settled then, I'm going to be a Wheatley Crab!

@smartestSphere[SS]

I mean, if I had hands (Which I don't have, just to be clear), I would proooobably attend Fight Night. Keyword here is probably. Yeah, that's the keyword.

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

Doesn't the eyelid-thing on your glowy screen open and close? if you do that hard enough it's kindof like biting. You can bite people at fight night.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Do it anyway, coward.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Ohhh, bloody brilliant idea! I can, uh, "bite" people! I like where you're going with this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

you might be able to convince one of the mechanics on the site to take the legs off one of the turrets and put them on you, too. then you can bite AND kick.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

They could make me into a Wheatley Crab!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

THEY COULD MAKE YOU INTO A WHEATLEY CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Why is there a version of me with a red eye.

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@turboTastic[TT]

YOU GOTTA HELP ME BRO I'M GOING TO DIE

@geneticLifeform[GL]

NO!

Verified

A user of established repute

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Let him die. Free entertainment.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

What even are you?

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Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Oh god, not you.

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

A leprechaun? What are you?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm Wheatley!

Terminated Save

Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Code hallucinating itself to be the Ghost of someone. That seems to be a little common on this site!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Say, how IS everyone else here? I was up in space a while ago before this, wasn't I?

@smartestSphere[SS]

Hello!

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Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

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@smartestSphere[SS]

She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

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Yeah, she did.

Chromatic Nobody

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Icky Dime

That thing is so gross. Where did this user even find it?

@chromaticNobody[CN]

What are your opinions on the Smurfs.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Just why are there so many of those little blue freaks? Why have so many of them?

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Chromatic Nobody

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Icky Dime

That thing is so gross. Where did this user even find it?

@chromaticNobody[CN]

EXACTLY. Exactly. There's far too many.

@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

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Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

im sorry to break it to you but she indeed is

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

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