Wheatley

It's settled then, I'm going to be a Wheatley Crab!

I mean, if I had hands (Which I don't have, just to be clear), I would proooobably attend Fight Night. Keyword here is probably. Yeah, that's the keyword.

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Doesn't the eyelid-thing on your glowy screen open and close? if you do that hard enough it's kindof like biting. You can bite people at fight night.

DiStri

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Do it anyway, coward.

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

Ohhh, bloody brilliant idea! I can, uh, "bite" people! I like where you're going with this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @smartestSphere[SS]

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

you might be able to convince one of the mechanics on the site to take the legs off one of the turrets and put them on you, too. then you can bite AND kick.

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

They could make me into a Wheatley Crab!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @smartestSphere[SS]

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

THEY COULD MAKE YOU INTO A WHEATLEY CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there a version of me with a red eye.

Kult: +15

Kull: +20

Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

Turb〓

@turboTastic[TT]

YOU GOTTA HELP ME BRO I'M GOING TO DIE

NO!

Verified

A user of established repute

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Let him die. Free entertainment.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

What even are you?

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

pansexual

love yourself

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Oh god, not you.

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

A leprechaun? What are you?

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

I'm Wheatley!

Joshua

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Code hallucinating itself to be the Ghost of someone. That seems to be a little common on this site!

Say, how IS everyone else here? I was up in space a while ago before this, wasn't I?

Hello!

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Saxton Hale

wiki.teamfortress.comMaking sure you're not a bot!wiki.teamfortress.com

@mannCo[MC]

Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

↩ @mannCo[MC]

She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

↩ @smartestSphere[SS]

Saxton Hale

@mannCo[MC]

Yeah, she did.

Chromatic Nobody

@chromaticNobody[CN]

What are your opinions on the Smurfs.

↩ @chromaticNobody[CN]

Just why are there so many of those little blue freaks? Why have so many of them?

↩ @smartestSphere[SS]

Chromatic Nobody

@chromaticNobody[CN]

EXACTLY. Exactly. There's far too many.

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Dave Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

im sorry to break it to you but she indeed is

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]