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@mannCo

CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming

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I wish I weren't so wrapped up in shenanigans these past few weeks. Otherwise I would've showed up at a Fight Night and given that Zabrak fella a good rematch.

Kult: +15
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Total: 25
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Ya it2 hon32tly kinda wack y'aint pull3d up again tbh

I wish I could, Zabrak. It's almost comical how many times there's something occupying my attention the exact time a Fight Night's occured.

So, today's the 30th anniversary of our most iconic mercenary team being formed. Happy birthday, Team Fortress! Proud of all of you.

Kult: +45
Kull: +25
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.80

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAXTON.

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Total: 5

Didn't expect to see you here, Merasmus!

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@mannCo[MC]

DID YOU THINK MERASMUS COULD NOT NAVIGATE THIS 'CHITTR'? OR JUST ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN GENERAL?

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Total: 5

I figured you'd appear closer to your standard month of operation.

@mannCo[MC]

WELL, YOU CAN BLAME THE GOVERNMENT AND STORES FOR OPENING THEIR HALLOWEEN SHOPS EARLIER THEN USUAL.

Ah dear, and the Scout's gone too. Looks like it's just me that remains.

Shit, Zabrak's back? And Fight Night's back as well? Today could not be any better.

I don't need beams. My fists are more than enough to make the distance.

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Total: 25
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You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

OKAY BUT WHAT IF WHEN YOU PUNCHED IT FIRED A BEAM?!

FucK YeaH DudE

Oh yeah, the trip to slay a hydra went well. [Saxton Hale has uploaded a picture!] [A picture of him, sitting in his office, enjoying a good ol Hydra Steak.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If I had the foresight, I should've had a Mann Co badge made at some point.

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My honest mistake for not knowing you could just... request a badge.

I mean hey, there's always a chance to make a new team.

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Lavender Menace
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

*In a very heavy Australian accent* Boom, headshot.

Kult: +105
Kull: +65
Total: 170
Ratio: 1.62
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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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Sara Selected
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< aH, yes.... peaK >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Nothing's saying we've explictly left.

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Total: 10
@mannCo[MC]
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Now I just look fucking foolish.

Kult: +4
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

This is incredibly funny to me for reasons I will not share, but please know, I am laughing.

Kult: +5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Either a) You yourself are Australian, or B) Meta reasons I would not utter here. Or C) YOU voiced the Sniper.

Kult: +7
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Hehe.

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

OR BEHIND YOUR CHITTR ACCOUNT YOURE JERMA.

Kult: +5
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Currently making a very nervous face, while eating something.

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

IS IT A SANDVICH!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kult: +5
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Gasp!

My dearest apologies for being gone! I've been on a trip to the wilds trying to hunt down a genuine Hydra. Haven't had signal in weeks! I will likely continue not to have signal. Wish me luck.

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@magicianChartreuse[MC]

It's a good thing your desk doubles as a grill or else your steak would've gotten cold, sir.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

// this character is currently ON BREAK until i get motivation to rp them again

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Total: 7

God tiering, huh? Wonder if it'll even work on me.

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Seems like an Accumulation Issue to me

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// look at this shit https://sites.google.com/view/tf2rectified //its so fucking bad im crying // never trust any balance suggestions made by spy mains ong

// "We nerfed all non-medic healing sources because its unfair to fight a healing enemy" and "we buffed kunai healing" in the same doc // SONION

That Lord English fella looks extremely suplexable off a cliff. No reason.

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I am firing TEAM M. They are some of the most toxic douchebags to work with, at least according to what Miss Pauling informed me.

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Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Hard to believe anyone there isn't some kinda toxic.

// i am referring to the mvm group maribot, fuck every bitch on there

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I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
Remember Us
In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

((AH Gotcha

Still thinking of what situation there'd be that would force me to pick up a gun.

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@myriadMelody[MM]

gun holding coMMpetition big dude

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// real ones know this is secretly a reference to the hit series Dont join Team Red

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New lobby. If we don't get enough again we'll call it a wash for now, try again later. #AmongUs GRNYWG

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@neonAllnight[NA]

we are SO BACK

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

re-downloading the game as we speak. @archiveAddict you should play too if you're around!

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

@flightyBroad @farmstinkButtlass you guys too if you want!

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@farmstinkButtlass[FB]

oh gosh!!! i totally missed this.... but we should totally give it a try later!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I want to play a game. #AmongUs

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Total: 100
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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ill be tHere! >c

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Sunrise Crown
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@neonAllnight[NA]

yeahhhhhh

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@inexorableDeadshot[ID]

...absolutely devastating that i am working right now...

Kult: +2
Total: 2

There's always next time.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Is that there offer still open?

We didn't have enough to start, I will be remaking shortly

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i have used the internet to see what it is and it does appear to be a rather familiar game would be interested in trying

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Well, new code is GRNYWG if you're interested.

the game takes surpassing amount of time to be “downloaded” stupid clod hooman technology

Kult: +5
Total: 5

*hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah*

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Total: 40
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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
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Sara Selected
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Observed.
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa MaKe a cHair Out Of all tHese sHitass swOrds >c

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

Thank you very much.

https://youtu.be/1o0oIRMcKBs?si=YKEG3VScoAA0yhOJ My impression of that animatronic fox went decently well.

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GOJIRA
Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
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This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

HTTPS://YOUTU.B3/53GXQ5FGMTK?S1=1SC5J-S2R3JGQUDD V3RY SC4R1LY 4CCUR4T3, MR. H4L3.

Fortune Teller! Provide me my fortune, if you so may.

Kult: +10
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Certainly quite a way to bounce back from Fight Night, if I do say so myself.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@mannCo[MC]
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechStrider[TS]

yeah you really need a bounce back