Saxton Hale
@mannCo
CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. F^ Bv F^ R^> R^> L<^ o^ on i ACT NOW off /ref
I have no clue why this was posted twice. // it's a reference to hit ARG interloper, the inputs will perform what is known as a Flash Nuke
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. F^ Bv F^ R^> R^> L<^ o^ on i ACT NOW off /ref
// LMAO APPARENTLY SOMEONE DREAMED ABT THE TF2 MERCS BEING ON CHITTR LAST NIGHT
(IT WAS JUST LIKE A BIT ACCOUNT OF LIKE A-POSING HEAVY AND I WAS LIKE "huh thats a weird dream" THEN I SEE THIS)
MMMUH MMMPH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!! TUPHTH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79e92b0bb7c8.jpg #lyricposting
// should i make a team fortressstuck discord
Okay, all we're missing is... Soldier Heavy Engineer and Sniper I think. Then we'll have the full team.
A memo should be good for the latter three, they'll probably be on soon. And we also need someone to convince Soldier that these Trolls aren't hostile towards America. I'm decently sure he's going to freak out about that.
// cant believe me randomly deciding to make a saxton hale acc is leading to almost all the mercs having an acc here thanks everyone
(( I made a troll scout forever ago but I deleted him I think but I'm glad we can all be silly on chittr as the mercy ))
((tf2 my other major interest, i got so excited seeing saxton hale on chittr!! thank you for your saxtonness o7
(Saxton Hale is indeed such a shock to see on this site but it's a blast lmao)
(( I was already considering doing a bit about Demo for Deuce and now we're here LMFAO 🤪😭😭😭😭
Hmmm. Might as well tune into #angelsnutritionblock
Love is in the air? WRONG. Gas leak.
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Huh. Did this hat get shipped to antarctica or something? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/unusualairHead.PNG
// i got this unusual last month, it was worth like 8 keys
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1490429768170995883/1499109334276116551/IMG_7868.webp?ex=69f399dd&is=69f2485d&hm=216a8883767d87f632e05b4c8b3123f6faa5c52e4e955f65460c3b7497c5c18e&=&format=webp&width=1957&height=1565
// real question, what would Saxton Hale's classpect be?
// he's definitely a life player considering the australium
((Life, definitel7. Thief, ma7be? Knight?
// oh yeah, looking into it, Knight of Life seems like a pretty good fit for Saxton
((My thought after like 5 minutes of thinking, could be better... Prince of Breath? H does what he wants, is impossible to hold down, keeps others shackled (killing animals or the work contracts)... it feels reasonable enough?))
// prince of breath seems a bit too harsh of a classpect although i see the reasoning // anyways I think Knight of Life is a fitting pick
((Life was my first thought, he seems to hate rules *except* his own personal honor code of not hitting children lol))
They call me Sexton Hale because... I can't think of an ideal way to describe myself as the "king of sex" so pretend I did. #nsfw
// my TF2 loadouts https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/scoutLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/soldierLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/pyroLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/demomanLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/heavyLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/engineerLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/medicLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sniperLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/spyLoadout.PNG
It's another one of those days where they put me in an elevator and make me fight twenty-three mercenaries around a control point over ownership of a weapons company.
i appreciate h0w interesting y0ur life is. thank y0u f0r the free entertainment. 0u0
We've captured the control point! We've lost the control point! We've captured the control point! We've lost the control point! Overtime! You failed!
Let's get this over with. I have a breakfast steak waiting for me in my office.
The balsamic vinegar I use goes amazingly with it, to be honest. Care to join me?
It's quite annoying heading up to my offices to see Gray Mann's dropped that one fucking zoo on it again. You think he'd at least have a seperate area to try and murder me at.
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/thisIsMannCo.PNG Posting live from the REAL MANN CO OFFICES
The hardest part about making that Demoman's one sword is shoving a ghost into it. We have about a hundred thousand of that exact sword in stock. Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to shove the spirit of some hippie into a sword?
Why not build the sword-storage warehouse over some hippie burial grounds? You have at least two of those the press doesn't know about. Saves time and money.
No you see, the hippie spirits need to be freshly acquired in order for them to link to the sword. The mass hippie graves's spirits are long gone. They're just corpses now.
You should try ingesting a whole ingot's worth of liquid Australium
ohHell yeah| amA b'gFan mrHale. <-o.O-<<