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@mannCo

CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming

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Would ★nyone like to be my p★rtner in ★ future fight night? I'll ★bide by the "no we★pons" rule if needed. (though I would prefer ★ speci★l circumst★nce to ★llow tr★ining we★pons)

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Sorry, can't help ya. I'm infinitely out of your weight class.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Do you put something /on/ your scrambled eggs? (other than salt/pepper/chives)

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Tabasco, of course. What else?

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. F^ Bv F^ R^> R^> L<^ o^ on i ACT NOW off /ref

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Why have you posted this? Twice nonetheless.

@helenMannco[HM]

I have no clue why this was posted twice. // it's a reference to hit ARG interloper, the inputs will perform what is known as a Flash Nuke

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Mann.co would never assassinate any political figure.

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I mean I remember Charles Darling (before I burnt his zoo to a crisp) mentioning running for president sometime back in 1950, if he actually won I would have ripped his head off with my bare fists. #nsfwe (kinda)

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Hello!

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Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

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She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

Yeah, she did.

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@barackObama[BO]

Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

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I know a certain American who greatly approves of this.

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BRO 1 D1DN'T KNOW TF2 W4S R34L.

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We've been real, we just hadn't found Chittr yet.

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@mannCo[MC]

MR. H4L3! 1 N33D 4 TOUR OF M4NN.CO SOM3D4Y..

That can be arranged.

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Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4

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TOMORROW

I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg

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I see what Misha's on about. That's a good looking sandwich.

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@tipsyGalactica[TG]

24 karat australium labubu has been added 2 ur cart

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// This is the real MVM Update

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@tipsyGalactica[TG]

the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh

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// to think this all happened because i on a whim decided to make an account as Saxton Hale

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((Thats totally fair, and I love just how grandpa harley coded saxton hale is

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// i was JUST THINKING OF THAT // GOD DAMN PEAK MIMICS PEAK

// should i make a team fortressstuck discord

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(( if you want ik I'd join

// creating the discord rn

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Okay, all we're missing is... Soldier Heavy Engineer and Sniper I think. Then we'll have the full team.

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Would you need me to send them phones?

A memo should be good for the latter three, they'll probably be on soon. And we also need someone to convince Soldier that these Trolls aren't hostile towards America. I'm decently sure he's going to freak out about that.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2fcaf7c2ce7e4a5b2867b61f96745435/5e182c32e97cfe6b-39/s1280x1920/8289963d188f7d67c0554e9256784232a3e9b774.png f0rbidden knowledge.

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// dril gotta be the funniest mf alive

// cant believe me randomly deciding to make a saxton hale acc is leading to almost all the mercs having an acc here thanks everyone

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((tf2 my other major interest, i got so excited seeing saxton hale on chittr!! thank you for your saxtonness o7

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// you are welcome

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside me, there are two cookies. Because I ate two cookies a few minutes ago. They were pretty good. Considering a third.

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Inside me is a Yeti Steak. It was a good steak.

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What the fuck. Team Fortress 2 on my feed was not on my bingo card today. Sick.

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Saxton Hale

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