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@mannCo

CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1436Kull Score: 142626 followers33 following

I wish I weren't so wrapped up in shenanigans these past few weeks. Otherwise I would've showed up at a Fight Night and given that Zabrak fella a good rematch.

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Ya it2 hon32tly kinda wack y'aint pull3d up again tbh

I wish I could, Zabrak. It's almost comical how many times there's something occupying my attention the exact time a Fight Night's occured.

So, today's the 30th anniversary of our most iconic mercenary team being formed. Happy birthday, Team Fortress! Proud of all of you.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAXTON.

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Didn't expect to see you here, Merasmus!

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@mannCo[MC]

DID YOU THINK MERASMUS COULD NOT NAVIGATE THIS 'CHITTR'? OR JUST ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN GENERAL?

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I figured you'd appear closer to your standard month of operation.

@mannCo[MC]

WELL, YOU CAN BLAME THE GOVERNMENT AND STORES FOR OPENING THEIR HALLOWEEN SHOPS EARLIER THEN USUAL.

Ah dear, and the Scout's gone too. Looks like it's just me that remains.

Shit, Zabrak's back? And Fight Night's back as well? Today could not be any better.

I don't need beams. My fists are more than enough to make the distance.

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OKAY BUT WHAT IF WHEN YOU PUNCHED IT FIRED A BEAM?!

FucK YeaH DudE

Oh yeah, the trip to slay a hydra went well. [Saxton Hale has uploaded a picture!] [A picture of him, sitting in his office, enjoying a good ol Hydra Steak.]

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If I had the foresight, I should've had a Mann Co badge made at some point.

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My honest mistake for not knowing you could just... request a badge.

I mean hey, there's always a chance to make a new team.

My dearest apologies for being gone! I've been on a trip to the wilds trying to hunt down a genuine Hydra. Haven't had signal in weeks! I will likely continue not to have signal. Wish me luck.

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It's a good thing your desk doubles as a grill or else your steak would've gotten cold, sir.

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// this character is currently ON BREAK until i get motivation to rp them again

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God tiering, huh? Wonder if it'll even work on me.

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Seems like an Accumulation Issue to me

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// look at this shit https://sites.google.com/view/tf2rectified //its so fucking bad im crying // never trust any balance suggestions made by spy mains ong

// "We nerfed all non-medic healing sources because its unfair to fight a healing enemy" and "we buffed kunai healing" in the same doc // SONION

That Lord English fella looks extremely suplexable off a cliff. No reason.

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I am firing TEAM M. They are some of the most toxic douchebags to work with, at least according to what Miss Pauling informed me.

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Hard to believe anyone there isn't some kinda toxic.

// i am referring to the mvm group maribot, fuck every bitch on there

@mannCo[MC]

((AH Gotcha

Still thinking of what situation there'd be that would force me to pick up a gun.

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gun holding coMMpetition big dude

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// real ones know this is secretly a reference to the hit series Dont join Team Red

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*hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah*

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c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa MaKe a cHair Out Of all tHese sHitass swOrds >c

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Thank you very much.

https://youtu.be/1o0oIRMcKBs?si=YKEG3VScoAA0yhOJ My impression of that animatronic fox went decently well.

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HTTPS://YOUTU.B3/53GXQ5FGMTK?S1=1SC5J-S2R3JGQUDD V3RY SC4R1LY 4CCUR4T3, MR. H4L3.

Fortune Teller! Provide me my fortune, if you so may.

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Certainly quite a way to bounce back from Fight Night, if I do say so myself.

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yeah you really need a bounce back

My honest apologies for not being here to finish the fight at #fightnight. Something popped up, had to head back to Mann Co. #fightnight

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The Mann Co Pear Wiggler is running again.

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I (at Mann co) wish to say, good fight to you, Sedrek. First time in recent memory I've ever lost in combat. #fightnight

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:33 < must be refurreshing, huh? :))

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At times it does get boring being #1.

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@mannCo[MC]

:33 < honestly! im happy mewre not a sore loser claws i respect a man who can take losing and admit that sometimes its fine to lose when mewve b33n nothing but a winner :DD (mew win a lot so makes sense why mewr sentiment is this and i dig it!)

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