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@mannCo

CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1386Kull Score: 139126 followers33 following

I don't need beams. My fists are more than enough to make the distance.

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OKAY BUT WHAT IF WHEN YOU PUNCHED IT FIRED A BEAM?!

FucK YeaH DudE

Oh yeah, the trip to slay a hydra went well. [Saxton Hale has uploaded a picture!] [A picture of him, sitting in his office, enjoying a good ol Hydra Steak.]

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If I had the foresight, I should've had a Mann Co badge made at some point.

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Wow. Why the fuck didn't you?

My honest mistake for not knowing you could just... request a badge.

@mannCo[MC]

Looks like the majority of the team is gone, anyway. Jesus.

I mean hey, there's always a chance to make a new team.

@mannCo[MC]

Lmfao. Yeah. Maybe.

My dearest apologies for being gone! I've been on a trip to the wilds trying to hunt down a genuine Hydra. Haven't had signal in weeks! I will likely continue not to have signal. Wish me luck.

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It's a good thing your desk doubles as a grill or else your steak would've gotten cold, sir.

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// this character is currently ON BREAK until i get motivation to rp them again

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God tiering, huh? Wonder if it'll even work on me.

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Seems like an Accumulation Issue to me

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// look at this shit https://sites.google.com/view/tf2rectified //its so fucking bad im crying // never trust any balance suggestions made by spy mains ong

// "We nerfed all non-medic healing sources because its unfair to fight a healing enemy" and "we buffed kunai healing" in the same doc // SONION

That Lord English fella looks extremely suplexable off a cliff. No reason.

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I am firing TEAM M. They are some of the most toxic douchebags to work with, at least according to what Miss Pauling informed me.

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Hard to believe anyone there isn't some kinda toxic.

// i am referring to the mvm group maribot, fuck every bitch on there

@mannCo[MC]

((AH Gotcha

Still thinking of what situation there'd be that would force me to pick up a gun.

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gun holding coMMpetition big dude

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// real ones know this is secretly a reference to the hit series Dont join Team Red

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*hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah*

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c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa MaKe a cHair Out Of all tHese sHitass swOrds >c

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Thank you very much.

https://youtu.be/1o0oIRMcKBs?si=YKEG3VScoAA0yhOJ My impression of that animatronic fox went decently well.

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HTTPS://YOUTU.B3/53GXQ5FGMTK?S1=1SC5J-S2R3JGQUDD V3RY SC4R1LY 4CCUR4T3, MR. H4L3.

Fortune Teller! Provide me my fortune, if you so may.

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Certainly quite a way to bounce back from Fight Night, if I do say so myself.

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@mannCo[MC]

yeah you really need a bounce back

My honest apologies for not being here to finish the fight at #fightnight. Something popped up, had to head back to Mann Co. #fightnight

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The Mann Co Pear Wiggler is running again.

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I (at Mann co) wish to say, good fight to you, Sedrek. First time in recent memory I've ever lost in combat. #fightnight

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:33 < must be refurreshing, huh? :))

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At times it does get boring being #1.

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@mannCo[MC]

:33 < honestly! im happy mewre not a sore loser claws i respect a man who can take losing and admit that sometimes its fine to lose when mewve b33n nothing but a winner :DD (mew win a lot so makes sense why mewr sentiment is this and i dig it!)

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WHO'S HYPED! #fightnight

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HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE ACTUAL SAXTON FUCKING HALE

@techFucker[TF]

You bet your Smissmas 2025 Crates it is.

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HOLY SHIT

🜏 oh my god saxx♱on hale af♱err urr fiigh♱ wiill u uhm wiill u siign my pos♱errs of u !!! ♅

Sure thing.

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🜏 Y E S !!!!! ♅

// fights over, lets say freake's there and gets that signed

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That Sedrek fella gets my vibe. I'm going to enjoy sparring with him in the ring later. #fightnight

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Good luck t' y' both...! ^^

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he is pretty DOPE !!

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/\ Both got the same build, that’s for sure /\

CATCH ME AT #FIGHTNIGHT

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I took the night off just for this occasion, Helen.

If you were planning to go to a zoo this weekend... Sorry, it's closed.

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