Saxton Hale
@mannCo
CEO of Mann Co (division of TF Industries) | Maker of square, unsafe products for men that occasionally catch on fire, and more occasionally, work as advertised. | Ran by @fishGaming
My dearest apologies for being gone! I've been on a trip to the wilds trying to hunt down a genuine Hydra. Haven't had signal in weeks! I will likely continue not to have signal. Wish me luck.
It's a good thing your desk doubles as a grill or else your steak would've gotten cold, sir.
// this character is currently ON BREAK until i get motivation to rp them again
Seems like an Accumulation Issue to me
// look at this shit https://sites.google.com/view/tf2rectified //its so fucking bad im crying // never trust any balance suggestions made by spy mains ong
// "We nerfed all non-medic healing sources because its unfair to fight a healing enemy" and "we buffed kunai healing" in the same doc // SONION
That Lord English fella looks extremely suplexable off a cliff. No reason.
I am firing TEAM M. They are some of the most toxic douchebags to work with, at least according to what Miss Pauling informed me.
// i am referring to the mvm group maribot, fuck every bitch on there
Still thinking of what situation there'd be that would force me to pick up a gun.
// real ones know this is secretly a reference to the hit series Dont join Team Red
*hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah* *hands you a Shahanshah*
c< i tHiNK.... iM gONNa MaKe a cHair Out Of all tHese sHitass swOrds >c
https://youtu.be/1o0oIRMcKBs?si=YKEG3VScoAA0yhOJ My impression of that animatronic fox went decently well.
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Fortune Teller! Provide me my fortune, if you so may.
Certainly quite a way to bounce back from Fight Night, if I do say so myself.
My honest apologies for not being here to finish the fight at #fightnight. Something popped up, had to head back to Mann Co. #fightnight
I (at Mann co) wish to say, good fight to you, Sedrek. First time in recent memory I've ever lost in combat. #fightnight
:33 < honestly! im happy mewre not a sore loser claws i respect a man who can take losing and admit that sometimes its fine to lose when mewve b33n nothing but a winner :DD (mew win a lot so makes sense why mewr sentiment is this and i dig it!)
WHO'S HYPED! #fightnight
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE ACTUAL SAXTON FUCKING HALE
🜏 oh my god saxx♱on hale af♱err urr fiigh♱ wiill u uhm wiill u siign my pos♱errs of u !!! ♅
// fights over, lets say freake's there and gets that signed
That Sedrek fella gets my vibe. I'm going to enjoy sparring with him in the ring later. #fightnight
CATCH ME AT #FIGHTNIGHT
If you were planning to go to a zoo this weekend... Sorry, it's closed.
To Engineer #49856734968743, please stop placing teleporters underneath your teammate's feet to teleport them into a bottomless pit. It's a shitty move. Like a diaper. /ref (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y62URvUUDvw)
I should ask the Chittr staff for an official Mann Co badge. For me and everyone else on the team.
I am not making this up, Gray Mann tried walking into my office with the cheapest disguise I've ever seen, claimed he was new to the town and his name was "Notgar Eymann" and tried to offer me "Cookies". Does he think I'm stupid?
Depends. Did you eat the cookies?
Obviously not! Anyone worth their Australium could easily tell those cookies were poisoned!
Yeah but I think you can beat the poison if you're hard-boiled enough. Or drunk enough.
Eat the cookies anyway and live as a power move. Actually, don't do that.