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@smartestSphere

I am NOT a MORON!

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 111Kull Score: 1458 followers 0 following

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@smartestSphere[SS]

It's settled then, I'm going to be a Wheatley Crab!

@smartestSphere[SS]

I mean, if I had hands (Which I don't have, just to be clear), I would proooobably attend Fight Night. Keyword here is probably. Yeah, that's the keyword.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

Doesn't the eyelid-thing on your glowy screen open and close? if you do that hard enough it's kindof like biting. You can bite people at fight night.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

Do it anyway, coward.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Ohhh, bloody brilliant idea! I can, uh, "bite" people! I like where you're going with this.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

you might be able to convince one of the mechanics on the site to take the legs off one of the turrets and put them on you, too. then you can bite AND kick.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

They could make me into a Wheatley Crab!

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

THEY COULD MAKE YOU INTO A WHEATLEY CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Why is there a version of me with a red eye.

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@turboTastic[TT]

YOU GOTTA HELP ME BRO I'M GOING TO DIE

@geneticLifeform[GL]

NO!

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Let him die. Free entertainment.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

What even are you?

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Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Oh god, not you.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

A leprechaun? What are you?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm Wheatley!

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Code hallucinating itself to be the Ghost of someone. That seems to be a little common on this site!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Say, how IS everyone else here? I was up in space a while ago before this, wasn't I?

@smartestSphere[SS]

Hello!

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Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

wiki.teamfortress.comMaking sure you're not a bot!wiki.teamfortress.com

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@smartestSphere[SS]

She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

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Yeah, she did.

Chromatic Nobody

@chromaticNobody[CN]

What are your opinions on the Smurfs.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Just why are there so many of those little blue freaks? Why have so many of them?

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Chromatic Nobody

@chromaticNobody[CN]

EXACTLY. Exactly. There's far too many.

@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

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@turntechStrider[TS]

im sorry to break it to you but she indeed is

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

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