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Wheatley

@smartestSphere

I am NOT a MORON!

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 111Kull Score: 1458 followers 0 following

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Titan Cameraman

@titanCameraman[TC]

Greetings, users of Chittr.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Bloody hell. Why'd they have to bring YOU here?

@smartestSphere[SS]

I mean, if I had hands (Which I don't have, just to be clear), I would proooobably attend Fight Night. Keyword here is probably. Yeah, that's the keyword.

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

@bubbleBlower[BB]

Doesn't the eyelid-thing on your glowy screen open and close? if you do that hard enough it's kindof like biting. You can bite people at fight night.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Ohhh, bloody brilliant idea! I can, uh, "bite" people! I like where you're going with this.

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

@bubbleBlower[BB]

you might be able to convince one of the mechanics on the site to take the legs off one of the turrets and put them on you, too. then you can bite AND kick.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

They could make me into a Wheatley Crab!

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@geneticLifeform[GL]

I Swear that thinG iS in SPaCE hOw iS it HERE!?!?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Your guess is as good as mine.

John Egbert - Earth F

@ectoBiologist[EB]

Is portal 2 any good? And should I play the first one before the second?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm in it.

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Deejay Harley-Strider

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

WHEATLEY REAL??????????????

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Yes, yes yes. I am real.

@smartestSphere[SS]

What even are you?

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

@bubbleBlower[BB]

A leprechaun? What are you?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm Wheatley!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Hello!

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Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

wiki.teamfortress.comMaking sure you're not a bot!wiki.teamfortress.com

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@smartestSphere[SS]

She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

Chromatic Nobody

@chromaticNobody[CN]

What are your opinions on the Smurfs.

↩ @chromaticNobody[CN]

@smartestSphere[SS]

Just why are there so many of those little blue freaks? Why have so many of them?

The Fact Sphere

@interestingFacts[IF]

Fun Fact: The Intelligence Dampening Sphere is a moron.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I AM NOT A MORON!!!

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Cynthe/Skeura Pintek

@mercurialDiode[MD]

◁Lususfuckers on this site getting upset when someone mentions showering, bitch you SMELL!!!!▷

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Smelly smelly smelly. Smelly smells. Smelly.

@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

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Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

im sorry to break it to you but she indeed is

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

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