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@smartestSphere

I am NOT a MORON!

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Hey, uh, has anyone seen any confidential Aperture Science files? It seems that they're, uh. Missing. From the archives. If anyone could tell me what happened to them then... uh... please do, okay?

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@alliedMastercomputer[AM]

[Script start:Y⁰u ₩⁰uld be the ⁰ne t⁰ l⁰se them....:script terminated]

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Woah woah woah. Are you throwing SHADE? At ME? The smartest person in THIS facility? You gotta be yankin' my bloody chain here!

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@alliedMastercomputer[AM]

[Script start:Y⁰u āre infāct the brightest m⁰r⁰n ive even hād the Displeāsure ⁰f ₩ātching bl⁰ss⁰m int⁰ ā un₩ieldy e×istence. I see ₩hy GLāD0S l⁰ves y⁰u ...s⁰⁰⁰ much...:script terminated]

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm not even gonna say it. It's too easy.

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Titan Cameraman

@titanCameraman[TC]

Greetings, users of Chittr.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Bloody hell. Why'd they have to bring YOU here?

@smartestSphere[SS]

I mean, if I had hands (Which I don't have, just to be clear), I would proooobably attend Fight Night. Keyword here is probably. Yeah, that's the keyword.

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

Doesn't the eyelid-thing on your glowy screen open and close? if you do that hard enough it's kindof like biting. You can bite people at fight night.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Ohhh, bloody brilliant idea! I can, uh, "bite" people! I like where you're going with this.

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

you might be able to convince one of the mechanics on the site to take the legs off one of the turrets and put them on you, too. then you can bite AND kick.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

They could make me into a Wheatley Crab!

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@geneticLifeform[GL]

I Swear that thinG iS in SPaCE hOw iS it HERE!?!?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Your guess is as good as mine.

John Egbert - Earth F

@ectoBiologist[EB]

Is portal 2 any good? And should I play the first one before the second?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm in it.

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Deejay Harley-Strider

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@dogwoodJackal[DJ]

WHEATLEY REAL??????????????

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Yes, yes yes. I am real.

@smartestSphere[SS]

What even are you?

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Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

A leprechaun? What are you?

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm Wheatley!

@smartestSphere[SS]

Hello!

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Hey, I remember you! Didn't that robot lady clone you and shove you into one of my sappers? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ap-Sap

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@smartestSphere[SS]

She did that? I mean, not surprising considering what she's done to me but still.

Chromatic Nobody

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Icky Dime

That thing is so gross. Where did this user even find it?

@chromaticNobody[CN]

What are your opinions on the Smurfs.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Just why are there so many of those little blue freaks? Why have so many of them?

The Fact Sphere

@interestingFacts[IF]

Fun Fact: The Intelligence Dampening Sphere is a moron.

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I AM NOT A MORON!!!

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Cynthe/Skeura Pintek

@mercurialDiode[MD]

◁Lususfuckers on this site getting upset when someone mentions showering, bitch you SMELL!!!!▷

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@smartestSphere[SS]

Smelly smelly smelly. Smelly smells. Smelly.

@smartestSphere[SS]

Oh, bloody hell. Don't tell me that SHE is on this site too.

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Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechStrider[TS]

im sorry to break it to you but she indeed is

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@smartestSphere[SS]

I'm fucking livid.

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