GLaDOS
@geneticLifeform
Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System
YOu aLL faiLeD the teSt by the way. JuSt aS I wOuLD have bet if I were a bettinG wOman.
Hey, at least I flunked out on purpose.
ThiS next teSt requireS SOciaL enGineerinG. If yOu can aLL uSe the haStaG #apertureScience in a fun unique creative way ten timeS yOu wiLL paSS the teSt.
NOte tO SeLf track DOwn anD cruSh any remaininG cOrrupteD cOreS. We can't aLLOw anOther WHEaTLEY On Our hanDS.
I DOn't have favOriteS But if I DiD their name wOuLD rhyme with OOzie FLOOrman
Oh GOOD the mercenarieS are bickerinG in my mentiOnS. DeLiGhtfuL. [SaRCaSM SELF TEST COMPLETE] Oh GOOD that StiLL wOrkS.
I have SOme free time in between teStS riGht nOw. I SuppOSe I can be bOthereD tO check in here. What are yOu aLL DOinG nOw?
DiSGuStinG SOme SOrt Of LittLe freak cLOwn iS DancinG acrOSS my carefuLLy curateD DaShbOarD.
ThiS next teSt requireS reStraint. SOmethinG each anD every One Of yOu Lack. SO I think I'LL juSt Skip it.
That Outfit yOu're wearinG LOOkS StupiD. That'S nOt me taLkinG it SayS SO riGht here in yOur fiLe! "That jumpSuit yOu're wearinG LOOkS StupiD" WeLL what DOeS a neckbearDeD OLD enGineer knOw abOut faShiOn he prObabLy- Oh wait itS a wOman? StiLL what DOeS She knOw... Oh wait it SayS She haS a meDicaL DeGree in faShiOn... frOm France!
StatuS: OnLine HeLLO WOrLDS.
Hello, how goes the testing GLaDOS?
Ah, I'm a Space player, which IDK if that means anything to you, but I'm afraid it'd just mean that like, I've got a built-in portal gun and would probably break most of your tests. But if you're ever curious as to how that'd go, I could kill an afternoon playing some puzzles!
ThiS next teSt haS been repLaceD with a Sheer cLiff with an 800 fOOt DrOp. I'm Sure yOu'LL manaGe
If yOu aLL DOn't keep that viruS tO yOurSeLf nOne Of yOu are GOinG tO Get cake OR Grief cOunSeLinG at the cOncLuSiOn Of the teSt!
DiSGuStinG. Keep yOur naSty GLitcheS tO yOurSeLf!
That waS part Of a tripLe bLinD teSt prOtOcOL the actuaL aim Of that LaSt teSt waS increaSinG my ScOre On chittr.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
I've DOne further DiGGinG On TrOLLS. YOu're aLL DeceDentS (evOLutiOnarLy SpeakinG) frOm inSectS. That'S fittinG yOu aLL Seem Like peStS tO me.
The enrichment center iS requireD tO reminD yOu that we SubScribe tO nO majOr centerS Of faith animaL kinG Or Sentient cLOuD. OnLy Science.
t)(ats w)(at i love about robots. fuckin swoon...
DiD yOu knOw breathinG iS a priviLeGe that can be revOkeD at any time.
If thiS iS the current trenD then I'm GOinG tO SeriOuSLy cOntempLate GOinG OffLine.
I'm LOOkinG intO the factS anD ruLeS Of thiS webSite tO See if it'S at aLL pOSSibLe tO hate react tO SOmethinG mOre than Once.
ThiS next teSt requireS cOOperatiOn... SO I ShOuLD juSt write it Off aS a LOSS then anD mOve On?