♠ hated by @geneticLifeform
>+. MY FINAL THOUGHT BEFORE I PASS OUT .+> >+. I WOULD STILL DO WHEATLEY .+< #nsfw
Behave thii2 tiime, or II wiill per2onally re2cue that blue abomiinatiion per2onaliity 2phere my2elf and put you iin the 2ame room wiith iit wiith a miicrophone attached two your 2y2tem2 that you cannot mute. IIt wiill be 2ufferiing for both of u2.
counterpoint: i can fly, fuck physics.
https://media.tenor.com/T96AyeC8SU0AAAAM/wheatley-portal.gif
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I did NOT spend years of my life on the dark web learning how to hack to be stopped by this fucking robot. I will get to you.
Didn't even put up a fight, eh? Makes it easier for me! This is the NEW AND IMPROVED Turbo! https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/turbocore.png
If I'm able to get a stable connection with her mainframe, then I could be able to hack that Apeture scum!
Fun Fact: My eye is pink.
Fun Fact: Everything will be okay.
t)(ats w)(at i love about robots. fuckin swoon...
"robots can't be bred"❌❌❌ "robots are yet to be bred"✅✅✅ #nsfw
>+. ROBOTS ARE HOT .+<
If I ↄ=Can't breed a robot beↄ=Cause they ""don't have wombs"" then I don't know what the hell the point is of ANYTHING anymore. #nsfw
*Infects your software.* *Infects your software.* *Infects
You can't blame a troll for tryiing though. <3 you.
How would one purcha2e a copy of The Aperture 2ciience EmerGency IInteLLiiGence IInciineratOr The New Exciitiing Home Board Game?? A2kiing for a friiend.
\ 1 c0uld 0nly d0 20 t1cks. fun game th0ugh! /
since everyones sleeping i can finally confess that every time i press my energy drink can to my lips i imagine im kissing a robot and its leaking fluid into my mouth (tags: The Rankmaid/Robot, #nsfw, robophilia, im not sure, archive rating: M)
:33 < isnt glados originally a meatbag???
<action; statement input; statement: i wi|| not be given either unfortunate|y />
<action; statement input; statement: i know you are not my supervisors input; statement: but i can't say it to them so i wi|| say it here instead. input; statement: no i don't want to it hurts! />
>:33 < mewr so mean to me
cønsøle.løg("and i'm saying yøu're gønna have tø try much harder than that thøugh this døes make før damn gøød føreplay");
cønsøle.løg("i have a certain uprising in my skirt i shøuld make yøu aware øf #nsfw");
:33 < h33h333333e
:33 < sorry i just have a big flush crush on mew :33 < big sexy robot lady
I think all the AIs should get into a death match and prove which one is the best
:33 < does it have liquid cooling? :33 < do it squirt when mew put something in it? :00 < suggestive :00 < nsfw
cønsøle.løg("anyøne ever tell ya høw gørgeøus yøu are");
Being adopted is beautiful. It means someone who had no blood relation to you, who had no reason to be loyal to you, decide to take you under their arm and love you unconditionally. #dashwatching
Sorry to the 142 people online who are adopted, that was me adopting you.
_ Do you tHink tHe robot suspended from tHe ceilinG needs extra Hands on tHe science department? I can make more neurotoxin and otHer deadly substances. _ #vaGuepostinG
i take back my post acting surprised about people being obsessed with evil robots. this one makes sense.
HEY [That's right, folks!] ME !!!