John Egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i wonder what that vision i saw was all about, anyway...
A man sits outside the burning wreckage of his house. Though it was 40 years ago he was born, and 27 years ago he was given a name, it is only today that he will begin to unravel a thread that has long since remained just the slightest bit loose. A thread relating to his own issues, his existential dread, and, perhaps, his own sense of identity. However, this is not going to happen quickly. Your name is JOHN EGBERT, at least for now, and, despite everything that has happened in the past 17 years, you are feeling better today than you have in almost as long. You are happy, because your life seems to finally have meaning again. https://cdn.beyondcanon.com/assets/story/homestuck-beyond-canon/panels/361.gif --------------------------------------- OOC: Hi everyone! This is going to be a fun portrayal to write! Candy!John, of course, but I'm going to be touching very heavily on themes of #transgender realization, as June begins her journey of self-discovery!
just saw a nepeta talking about preferring meat over candy... ... i don't think i'll be sleeping much tonight.
:33 < heyyy, that was me! :33 < its nothing personal honestly! and trust me i do enjoy sw33ts and sugary snacks :33 < you would not believe your silly little p33purrs full honesty :33 < but in large part due to my hunting background big slabs of meat are just number one!! :33
oh it's nothing like preferring candy. it's just uh. the choice of the two options is uh. a bit. uh. personal, i guess. to me.
Its pretty common for people who read BC to side with Meat. Just because with how uncomfortable Candy was to read. The whole milk thing with gamzee was just gross imo.
okay so i have confirmed that the point is intact. that's good. guess i'll start working on phase 2 of my awesome plan.
secret for now. i don't necessarily want a certain skeleton girl to try and stop me.
okay first of all ouch haha but second of all i'm not depressed anymore we've been over this
okay that's it i'm going into the meteor to check on the point myself.
Well now that just makes me more curious. If you worried about me causing "trouble" Im retired/have better things to do
//What would be really cool is a candy badge for my john to make clear at a glance which egbert I am.
awh shit wait vriska took harry anderson so i can't even ask him to help me fix my god tier outfit
------------------------------------- you say the ocean's rising, like I give a shit. you say the whole world's ending? honey it already did. you're not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried. Got it? good, now get inside. ------------------------------------- https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tu5UjbEvyTA&si=IhKKZoPjIetq6Mcx #lyrics
Th'ocean? #fishingfriday
hey roxy!
okay i think maybe roxy isn't on chittr right now so uh hey callie is the point still intact? for no reason in particular
theres a bunch of roxys on here, silly! im sure one of them will see.. whatever this is. :B
nooo its okay i understand what you mean, i just misunderstood what your post was about. i hope you find them!!
hey davebot how's it going? are you... my dave?
Jesus John you got rein it in a lil bit
i'd like to take this moment to remind you that i am not a homosexual
okay cool. how's that going by the way because i'm working on my own way to leave this black hole
okay cool sick. hey actually do you have any advice for uh. how to. leave?
hey roxy, if you see this chitt, very important question. is the point still intact? vriska didn't, like, break it or anything, did she?
mE pLayIng tEam fortrEss 2 wIth my frIEnds that haVE homEstuck namEs
another day of waiting. apparently leaving a black hole is pretty hard. ...i wonder if i'd still be able to use the point. like vriska did.
------------------------------------- now playing: sailor song - gigi perez https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wpy6doc-mda&si=7o_jhtm_xqdrjy71
okay so basically i found a bunch of my dad's old jesters in storage and i snuck around putting them places i knew jane would see them. it was awesome, she was freaking out for like half an hour before i told her. we had a good laugh about it, too.
okay i got jane pretty good with a great prank. details later.
thinking about pranks.
if you want a good prank send this chittrs post to your pals dude @mixedElegance
//I can feel that poor Dirk slamming his hear violently into his desk at John's stupidity I am so sorry
(( LMFAO NO HE'S USED TO PEOPLE NOT QUITE GETTING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE GREW UP IN SUCH AN OUT-THERE WAY. This doesn't make him want to hit his head on the desk nearly as much as the coding did earlier.
//Alas, I am far from done with Eggbert so you'll have to put up with even more stupidity from John.
(( Beautiful. I cannot wait for Eggbert to spin a cocoon and turn into a nondescript goo to return as a beautiful butterfly (egg cracked.)
//I am, unfortunately, enjoying writing this idiot far too much to give her closure so quickly. And so stupid she shall remain.
(( That's okay. We were all stupid once. Such is the way of the Egg, not just her egg.
//It is, unfortunately, very funny to watch her fumble with the most obvious conclusion ever, partially because I fumbled with mine for so long so it's just comedic to me
(( Dirk could've just outright said it but sometimes the realization just has to hit you like a brick out of the blue instead of get dropped on your head like an anvil. Or so he tells himself. (He has no real understanding of the grounds that suggestion stands upon.)
//He's right though, you can't really force the issue
(( Trying to brute force it could cause a more aggressive denial in some situations, even. 'Tis a nuanced and delicate issue where knowing the right balance to strike is often difficult.
//Alas, Eggbert will simply have to stumble her way into the right answer eventually. And she will. But not yet.
guys i'm not depressed. i mean, sure, i was. my house got blown up, my wife and i divorced, my timeline felt... wrong. but i've found a new meaning. i'm the happiest i've been in years!
I can’t speak for your version of me, but my version of me—who is me—quite bluntly, does not have a dick or balls. I have the other kit. You know, with the estrogen-producing ovaries. But as far as my brain is concerned, because this is a brain structure thing that is not ruled by chromosomes or what genitals you have, I am a man. And I should have the hormonal balance of a man. So my functionality and mental health improve drastically when the imbalance is corrected.
well i'm very happy that you felt safe enough to tell me this, dirk.
It's not a matter of safe, for me. I'll redirect you to what I just posted on my profile.
i see. that said, i'm not quite sure what this all has to do with me and taking estrogen.
quiet night tonight, huh?
not rly itll g3t qui3t3r
hello! yet another egbert hehe :D
<3-I-think-this-one-is-depressed-egbert-due-to-my-expert-sleuthing-skills.
depressed? i'm not depressed. ...okay maybe i was depressed but i'm not now.
<3-Listen-man,-you-can't-be-saying-this-while-actively-choosing-a-picture-that-makes-you-look-like-a-small-barkbeast-that-just-got-kicked.
it's just the least shitty picture of myself i could find okay.
anyway i'm waiting for jake to find a ship of some kind while rose and roxy and kanaya and jade and jane all work on trying to figure out how we're all gonna get out of this black hole and back into canon so
what does it mean if i saw a silhouette of a girl in a vision just before vriska showed up and beheaded jane by the way
just, like, hypothetically speaking.
God forbid women do anything.
no like i'm being. genuine, i think? i actually did have a vision and it's kinda sticking with me.