Earth F - Jade Harley

I don't think our Dave is taking the imbalance of time management very well...

ARE THE PRANKS OVER YET?????????

I am not participating in The Antics! I am not waiting any longer! I am going to be on the Moon 2 for the rest of today!

Sorry for the lack of updates as of late- we recently got our Calliope back. Things have been hectic between making sure the residents here are taken care of properly, as well as trying our best to ensure we don't accidentally start some kind of cult. We- well, most of us at least- don't really like being treated as gods, but the residents think otherwise. I guess it comes with the fact we created this world- and universe- and... everything in it. Kind of. We did use bits and pieces of other planets to stabilize Earth F. John- unsure how he knew- found certain timelines had chunks of planetary debris from old planets- even some parts of Earth (alpha or beta- unsure which), Beforus, and Alternia were found! Though... most came from Skaia and other player's planets. I'm unsure why using parts of the older planets helped stabilize the material, but I guess having multiple samples of life-supporting planets fused into the planet we're supporting life on helped. Now that I type it out, I'm unsure how I didn't come to that conclusion before. In terms of the 'how'... we didn't have the machine I see others use. Another part of losing Time? Kanaya and I kind of smushed it together- or, she'd probably say something more elegant like... um. Sewing together a garment made from different fabrics. Either way, it worked! Somehow! I'm choosing not to question exactly how jerry-rigged this operation is. I don't want to- hahah- pop a seam over the small imperfections.

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i'm hoping people understand we named our team/council/group(?) the 8x12 because we have 8 humans and 12 trolls (pronounced eight by twelve, not eight times twelve). it's quite literally the only way we agreed that it represented everyone here, and even then our gamzee, vriska, and eridan disagreed with how it's named. then again, our gamzee is more or less uninvolved with the planning, vriska is having an identity crisis, and i don't seem to remember where eridan is right now, but we haven't seen him in a while. maybe he left with dirk, so he wouldn't be alone as dirk recovers from... whatever he experienced when causing LE's ego death? i am unsure. we're probably still way less organized than most of the other timelines, despite having organized our own terminology for timelines and such. it... kind of makes me self conscious, but our john has been there to remind me that we're all still people, and we're all trying our best. admittedly, after what he went through, i thought he'd be the most distant, but he's been sure to check in on most of us. now that i think about it, a lot of this wouldn't have happened without john. or maybe i'm just trying to shift the praise to someone else? i know people want to congratulate us- and me, but- it feels... unwarranted? wrong? it's late... it's probably better i get some rest. i'm likely just not thinking right, and i'll feel better in the morning.

It has come to our attention that some timelines did not in fact find a way to "defeat" Lord English. This may be the reason as to why the needle thin gap to our timelines are as narrow as they are. Dave and Aradia are working on it, still, but I do think the Ego Death of Lord English has played a key part in this timeline. The loss of his godtier status as well as his past self removed a part of 'Time'. As for how other timelines did not see this as a solution; I do not know. Likely it was a very rare circumstance in which it required too many variables to be lined up correctly at the same time for it to happen in the first place. Moreso, Earth F_1 Dirk A. Strider, Prince of Heart, who "killed" him (i.e. caused his ego death) will not answer how he did such a feat. I was wondering why time seemed to not progress the same here...

Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.

Ahem. Sorry about that! Hi, Jade Harley, Witch of Space. John and Dave both said that 'Chittr' is able to connect with various timelines- which is good! As our physical timeline connections remain... unstable, for the time being. It's come to my attention that some individuals would like more of us to speak on the topics of our combined efforts that is 'Earth F' (name pending- we've been using it as a placeholder and encoding title) and my name was thrown into the ring. So, in short, here I am! I will keep things short and sweet- we are hard at work right now. While we do greatly appreciate the support, we will keep travel into our dimension gated until we find a way to 'widen the gap' (i.e. make it easier for more timelines to access us without as much possibility of ending up in a black hole, within rage-distance of Lord English, or worse). Thank you for your understanding.

that was supposed to be scheduled for 4pm...

THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.