Dave V. Strider - Earth F
@turntechGodhead
Knight of Time, Derse Dreamer - Earth F timeline protector - Married to Karkat Vantas
8×12 came to an even tie over whether or not we keep capitalism. what do we do now
Perhaps allow everyone to share their argues and have a re-vote.
I’m glad to be of some assistance! Do please keep me updated.
there's this guy i met in the woods after putting up the sign to stop the crows and apparently he's trying to find his pages
what are you doing meeting slenderman at 3:40 in the morning????
ok so this better solve the dead crows problem once and for all [image id: text placed on a hillside styled like the hollywood sign in bright red saying 'stop giving me dead birds']
but yes the alternian chicken egg DOES explode like earth chicken eggs do in microwaves. it just is much more dangerous
so the parking lot was built on top of a parking garage and the chemical reaction of an oversized human microwave with a giant alternian chicken egg has resulted in; Acid
B33 < so whats the plan king
B33 < has the acid b33n cleaned up yet or
hold up do trolls have - wait hold on so on earth, chickens (birds- karkles calls them 'domesticated alarmsounding featherbeasts') lay eggs. and these eggs of theirs can be cracked open, cooked and eaten. does troll-land or whatever have eggs like those specifically? if so. do those eggs also explode in the microwave?
They do! There's domestic farm beast versions and lusii sized ones!
I should warn you now the insides get hotter then plasma so please don't stand in the splash zone!!!
Happy experimenting!!
oobleck makes a loud as fuck wet slap sound when thrown off of a roof and onto concrete btw
Th★nks for figuring th★t out.
You're our top mind.
> walk into chittr > dadbert is getting hit on by spades slick > john is still upstairs playing portal > "hey john do you-" > "I AM TRYING TO IGNORE IT!"
.ehehehmhmhmH
Who up jingling their jangle
guurgle how to make worldwide statement as a god guurgle do you hear me edit: no but seriously how do i tell my followers to not give me more dead birds. like i understand that i have followers and i could just appear to them and tell them to stop but i think that'd freak them out more. especially since i just look like A Guy
It's time to pick a prophet.
Wait, I know. Yo(_) need a crow's head cost(_)me and a big ho(_)rglass.
Otherwise it's dream visions and yo(_) don't strike me as a dream visons kind of person.
Well, final option. Blow (_)p a volcano and kill tho(_)sands if not millions of people to mark yo(_)r displeas(_)re.
like don't get me wrong i don't like the idea of being worshipped but could people at least give me better offerings other than dead birds. please. please. please?
Yo(_)'d better appear to them and tell them those birds are sacred and they sho(_)ld not be harming yo(_)r sacred animal if yo(_) want them to stop killing birds for yo(_).
i can't even escape the crows in godhood what the fuck man wdym the shrines for the Knight of Time (me) most common offering is, in some way shape or form, dead crows what do you MEAN i'm patron god of time and crows now i want a refund
WoULD bRokEn cLockS WoRk bEttER? oR jUSt anything vagUELy cRoW-ShapED? thE ShRinES foR yoU aRE bEcoming moRE of a biRD moRtUaRy...
got it! gonna bE a toUgh SELL to Say 'hEy thE LitERaL goD thEmSELf toLD mE to changE thE offERingS' bUt i'LL Do my bESt!
if i had not gotten sick with vertigo the burrito would have happened sooner probably but at least the beast has been released unto this world one way or another
1 mental breakdown later and several days of testing i present to you the 18 layer bean burrito for @apocalypseArisen https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/18LAYERBEANBURRITO_apr2026.png
HO. LY. SHIT.
i'll accept it even th0ugh it's late.
ok so plans for tomorrow: we need more beans. we currently do not have enough beans for the 18 layers i am planning (which should be a record of some kind bc the highest amount i have seen is 7) we also need more tortilla shells. preferably the bigass ones that can hold the most. it will be easier to count the layers when separated by tortilla to ensure we have a full 18 layers of beans. this also means we will have ~19-21 layers of tortilla, so it'd be more accurate to say that this is an "18 layer beans 21 layer tortilla burrito", but given how that's a mouthful and a half to say i am continuing to call it the 18 layer bean burrito. (sorry burrito purists, this is not the chittr for you) i also need to ensure we have enough energy to create what rose calls "this heathenish monstrosity that goes against all preconceived notions of what a bean burrito is". John has accused me of never having gone to taco bell and I am taking that personally. yes this is based off of taco bells five layer bean burrito, no the plan is to not do this burrito justice, it is to just ensure it has many more layers than that one. tomorrow i get to teach karkat about canned beans. #bondingwithmyhusband
c< i believe iN yOu, yOu will MaKe tHe MOst layered burri2 tHe tiMeliNes Have ever KNOwN >c
I am accusing you of having never ORDERED the damn thing because it's a five layer BEEFY burrito!!!! its not even beans!!!
c< absOlutely, i believe iN tHe yOu tHat believes iN yOu, aNd as tHus, yOu are pOwerful! >c
research is being done https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/beanburritosearchguurgle.png
1 HOP3 YOU G3T TO TH3 BOTTOM OF TH1S V3RY 1MPORT4NT P13C3 OF R3S34RCH!
take my hand we can find out together
wait hold on what IS the record for most layers of beans that a burrito has had in history
1
>([gotta b t#e same as #owever many types a beans t#ere r rig#t]
Most homophobic patch notes/update/rule/whatever the fuck Gotta use powers sparingly bc we dont want mortal residents (minus karkles) getting the wrong idea (starting another religious cult) and also like. Hiding when we do use them/avoiding mortals. Fucked up. Can't even fly creative mode style. I mean I get it but goddd that "BoR" guy really ruined it for all of us.
oh, dear. do keep a close eye on him, if yoU're worried aboUt cUlts! i'm not sUre if yoUr Universe is primed to facilitate my hatching, bUt in case it is, he may prove Uncannily resilient.
Still can't believe he just. Removed an entire room from the communal apartment complex. As his method of announcing leaving the 8×12.
Karkat gave me the troll version bc I can't fucking find the original Tonight's tea [in replies] https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/Screenshot_20260404_201156_Sketchbook.jpg
WAIT SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER I LEFT THE GATHERING PLACE????
well no need to rub it in that i still have shit peripheral vision even as a god =﹂=