Dave V. Strider
@turntechGodhead
Knight of Time, Derse Dreamer - Earth F timeline protector - Married to Karkat Vantas
wait did eridanweek finally end and that's what everyone is alluding to or what is happening here nobody's saying the event
from what i've pieced together as the day went on, it seems to have been a mass collective mystical-candy-induced manic episode. in less technical terms: are you familiar with Trickster Mode?
it seems to moreso have been a single concentrated event at a single locale in a single timeline. i hope. God, i hope. i can register that it being a cross-iteration vector of infection is a logical extension of its capability, but does that make the concept any less viscerally unpleasant? hell no.
1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on
wait why didn't you just??? put the soda in the fridge while back in time???
does troll soda ruin human machinery???? I'm cleaning this shit right now but part of it got into the pipework or cooling vents or whatever the fuck that doohickey in there does. what the fuck man. at least karkles isn't upset he's just laughing at my panic
fucked up fucked up fucked up fucked up I didn't fucking know that bottle was soda it was in fucking. troll language. the freezer is fucked
We're doing pokemon teams? All seedots, next question.
Brave
fuck it. going to bed at 4amNoon. i don't care anymore. i can't take another fucked up sleep scheduled night. let's just finish setting up the time storm alert towers and be done with this stupid project already.
every once in a while i will check the clock and just. https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/StopWriting.gif
I am so glad our universe and timeline is exempt from eridanweek. Just read about the fires in the parking lots. #eridanweek
I mean my timelines fucked so maybe that's consolation as to why I don't get the funniest Dave title. I mean we removed time from the timeline. Shit's just a line now. With some time passage in it but that's bc Aradia and I have to keep check on it.
I keep forgetting that I'm not the funniest Dave here. IG my posts aren't shit enough. FML
bEcausE IM thE funnIEst daVE hErE (my mIddLE namE Is daVE)
does anyone have some high quality zaza, iykwim? #substances
...i got some straight fire, "the fall of the fifth alternian dynasty." you'll be zonked out of your nugbone. ~~0o
Our Jane pulled the water balloon trick. Good ol snap back into reality. And now my knight garb is soaked. Surprised she got to me before John did.
This is the first April Fools that I've seen where our John... hasn't??? Pulled anything so far??? This is weird.
I shall retreat int♥︎ the cupb♥︎ards again in anticipati♥︎n, despite n♥︎t beeing ♥︎ne ♥︎f his s♥︎♥︎n-t♥︎-bee victims. I h♥︎pe y♥︎u d♥︎n’t have t♥︎ wait t♥︎♥︎ l♥︎ng, that’s just like… psych♥︎l♥︎gical warfare at that p♥︎int.
Oh!! I also opened up a tumblr ask blog!!! Dave and Jade might pop in there from time to time if questions mention them!! :B https://www.tumblr.com/j0hn-ect0bi0l0gist-egbert/812585043322191872/hi
Ok so we are officially dubbing the weird time shit that only happens in certain areas on Earth F for little to no good reasons as 'time storms'. Because what the fuck else do we call it.
Earth F - Jade Harley updated her banner image. https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/c0de0mega%20current/earthF_fromspace1_mar2026.png
thinking of asking roxy to copy/paste the revival ring or whatever the fuck it's called so we can get a damara in here with us. or something. hell i might thread the needle to get another me or two. this shit is tiring as fuck
no i don't think the alarms for 7 am should be going off at what is actually 1 in the morning for the timezone where it should be, logically, 1 in the morning, but is somehow 7 am
In hindsight, deleting a time player who is the aspect of time maybe wasn't that smart of a move
Had to 8ee done, Strider.