Dave V. Strider

Idk if he even has powers meant to do bullshit like that, but like how do you fucking. Do that.

Karkat gave me the troll version bc I can't fucking find the original Tonight's tea [in replies] https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/Screenshot_20260404_201156_Sketchbook.jpg

Kult: +45

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So remember how forever ago Jade n I mentioned how people were trying to treat us as literal gods or some shit and that most of us didn't like that Well someone in the 8×12 just officially broke ties with us because he decided to start a religion on the other side of the planet

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Not just temporary leave like dirk & eridan or taking a break like vriska, like, he actually actually formally announced 'I'm leaving see you suckers never again' and left

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

But the problem is that he's our only rage player or whatever. And I go ok what class is he and apparently he's also the only Bard. So I'm like ok what the fuck does this really affect anything and everyone is kinda unsure right now. Kanaya never liked him in the first place and Eq, bless his heart, was hoping he'd leave eventually cause of how scared he was of him (idk why I don't remember what his name even is) But like Mr. Bard of Rage whoever is now starting whatever kind of cult or some shit on the other side of the planet now. The way he announced himself leaving however was like. Completely physically removing his room from the communal apartment we were using as our HQ. Like he surgically removed an entire room. The roof isn't on it anymore. Pipework is left open now. The framework underneath is visible. And he just left some carved stone tablet in alternian explaining why he left.

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Karkles had a situationship with him at one point in time (????) Which he said he's kind of over it now since it's been like a decade since they broke off romantically but still like. What the fuck

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

In short; I guess there's a religion now????? For him specifically???? Maybe??????? Idfk man

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Anyways an entire chunk of the building is now gone so ig tune in to see if we have complications figuring that shit out.

10 hours ago

WAIT SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER I LEFT THE GATHERING PLACE????

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

10 hours ago

yeah lmao seems like it, you were already off early that morning so either A you didn't notice it or B "BoR" here did that directly after you left, which is an incredibly small window of time

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

10 hours ago

well no need to rub it in that i still have shit peripheral vision even as a god =﹂=

17 hours ago

Tonight's tea is unbelievable hold on I have a shitty fucking image for this

wait did eridanweek finally end and that's what everyone is alluding to or what is happening here nobody's saying the event

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airi

@apocryphalReign[AR]

from what i've pieced together as the day went on, it seems to have been a mass collective mystical-candy-induced manic episode. in less technical terms: are you familiar with Trickster Mode?

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

oh boy so a ton of timelines passed around the juju pop again, time to make sure we contain it if it reaches ours so no-one else gets fucking infected jujus can't be destroyed, but only one can exist even across multiple timelines, and if it's on the move i know it'll get thrown over here eventually. if we stop it from moving around and lock it someplace where nobody will mess with it, we could stop this from being an issue in the future

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

airi

@apocryphalReign[AR]

it seems to moreso have been a single concentrated event at a single locale in a single timeline. i hope. God, i hope. i can register that it being a cross-iteration vector of infection is a logical extension of its capability, but does that make the concept any less viscerally unpleasant? hell no.

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

thankfully it's only the juju that causes the mode and not those who get the infection, but it makes this unpleasant still yeah we do at least have a plan now in the case it arrives here

1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on

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wait why didn't you just??? put the soda in the fridge while back in time???

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

oh my god. i am a fucking idiot.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

DON'T RECHITT MY STUPID ASS

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

XB LMAO

does troll soda ruin human machinery???? I'm cleaning this shit right now but part of it got into the pipework or cooling vents or whatever the fuck that doohickey in there does. what the fuck man. at least karkles isn't upset he's just laughing at my panic

fucked up fucked up fucked up fucked up I didn't fucking know that bottle was soda it was in fucking. troll language. the freezer is fucked

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fuck it. going to bed at 4amNoon. i don't care anymore. i can't take another fucked up sleep scheduled night. let's just finish setting up the time storm alert towers and be done with this stupid project already.

every once in a while i will check the clock and just. https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/StopWriting.gif

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STOP BEING NOON WHEN IT'S CLEARLY 4 IN THE MORNING. i swear we're going to have to switch to the 24 hour clock soon AND IT IS KICKING MY ASS.

I am so glad our universe and timeline is exempt from eridanweek. Just read about the fires in the parking lots. #eridanweek

#eridanweek

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I mean my timelines fucked so maybe that's consolation as to why I don't get the funniest Dave title. I mean we removed time from the timeline. Shit's just a line now. With some time passage in it but that's bc Aradia and I have to keep check on it.

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I keep forgetting that I'm not the funniest Dave here. IG my posts aren't shit enough. FML

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

bEcausE IM thE funnIEst daVE hErE (my mIddLE namE Is daVE)

↩ @warioepicFan[WF]

jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

(no It Isnt)

3 days ago

does anyone have some high quality zaza, iykwim? #substances

#substances

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crotal vipera

3 days ago

@perniciousScrimshank[PS]

...i got some straight fire, "the fall of the fifth alternian dynasty." you'll be zonked out of your nugbone. ~~0o

↩ @perniciousScrimshank[PS]

alr hit me up

Our Jane pulled the water balloon trick. Good ol snap back into reality. And now my knight garb is soaked. Surprised she got to me before John did.

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This is the first April Fools that I've seen where our John... hasn't??? Pulled anything so far??? This is weird.

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Elaine Lovell

@apiaryConnoisseur[AC]

Oh he’s pl♥︎tting s♥︎mething devi♥︎us. Isn’t he?

↩ @apiaryConnoisseur[AC]

I mean probably. I'm waiting for the prank to get pulled somewhere. Honestly I don't know when it will happen but we all know it's coming. It feels like waiting in the dentist's office to get a molar yanked out. Like you're sitting there for hours, waiting, knowing what's coming but not knowing how long it's going to take.

Kult: +5

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↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Elaine Lovell

@apiaryConnoisseur[AC]

I shall retreat int♥︎ the cupb♥︎ards again in anticipati♥︎n, despite n♥︎t beeing ♥︎ne ♥︎f his s♥︎♥︎n-t♥︎-bee victims. I h♥︎pe y♥︎u d♥︎n’t have t♥︎ wait t♥︎♥︎ l♥︎ng, that’s just like… psych♥︎l♥︎gical warfare at that p♥︎int.

Ok so we are officially dubbing the weird time shit that only happens in certain areas on Earth F for little to no good reasons as 'time storms'. Because what the fuck else do we call it.

1 week ago

thinking of asking roxy to copy/paste the revival ring or whatever the fuck it's called so we can get a damara in here with us. or something. hell i might thread the needle to get another me or two. this shit is tiring as fuck

1 week ago