Dr Nostus Harken
@forgottenJade
DAlc, DEng, DSc, DTha(_) Stream at {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} most days A jadeblood matriarch who makes robots, trains and constr(_)cts in my spare time. Can also (_)proot a tree with my bare hands.
((Just in case the intent wasn't clear, {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} is, in universe, a real link to a real stream. Alas, I have an actual office job, and can't do tabletop/robot making content all day))
Missed some of the demons messing with my comp(_)ter. Absol(_)te tool of tech. It's sorted now at least.
Wo(_)ld anyone like to be given an extortionate amo(_)nt of money to help ca(_)se the government tro(_)ble? I don't have the exact location I was hoping for b(_)t I have a ro(_)gh idea of what I'm looking for. And I co(_)ld (_)se someone willing to be a distraction.
𝙱.𝙾.𝚁 𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 ----------------- 𝚂𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚃𝚈 ----------------- 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳 Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
<Depends, my ski11 set 1ies with tech, but I can be a damn g00d distracti0n t00, I think> <0f c0urse, it's a11 re1ative t0 what y0u're d0ing t00>
Ah, then locating what I'm after wo(_)ld be preferred right now. I have a ro(_)gh IP address zone, if yo(_) can try and get more specific than that?
<Pshh, easy, but maybe we sh0u1d take this 0ff the pub1ic p1atf0rm, yeah?>
As they say. I'm not a big fan of the government.
Oh good, I get to steal a person from the establishment. Always a f(_)n challenge.
What???
Oh dear, I think they're a brain in a jar.
WHERE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Not s(_)re. Probably some server farm somewhere. Needs researching.
Z:( tell them to call me
okay!!! yaaaay!!
Oh yeah. Pride month. Go (_)s.
Oh I completely missed that Jack has a job now. That m(_)st be beca(_)se he's never doing it.
EVERYTIME I OFFER TO HELP MY EMPLOYEES ARE ALWAYS LIKE "oh don't worry bossman we got this!" It fucking sucks
Yo(_) sho(_)ld review the existing processes and standards the team is working with and draft some revisions. That's (_)s(_)ally a nice managerial job.
Sho(_)t o(_)t to my h(_)sband, who, (_)pon realising what the rain making my clothes cling to me meant he co(_)ld see, asked if we needed to go clothes shopping.
Well Do we?
Good morning sweet Chittr And by good morning I mean TERRIBLE RAINY MORNING
Oh it's not that bad outside. See? Kids are having fun.
I'm dragging you outside.
Sometimes yo(_) j(_)st have to destroy an entire hive of lesser demons to solve a problem, and that's okay
Nostus <3 Did you bring anything neat over from them?
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Having spent the past several days fighting the demons that decided to ca(_)se me tech iss(_)es, I am here to anno(_)nce my tri(_)mphant ret(_)rn.
I'm not s(_)re I ever shared this pict(_)re of mine, yo(_) know. Anyway good morning~ https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/b(_)nnygal.png
@walkstabwalK Appreciate me
........ah I'll be right over :)
I am having a lovely mother's day~
I'm pro(_)d of my h(_)sband for b(_)cking (_)p and getting a job again after he seemed settled into the ho(_)se h(_)sband lifestyle.
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
... Thank you.
put that "..." aψave, I am just saying congrats. You don't efin knoψ me like dat.
This is true; my apologies. Thank you for the congratulatory message, Miss Tethis.
Thank you for the apologies Mr. Trollbama. ✨
fantasti(, i (an do this, then
♦ Congrats, Mr. Trollbama, I think Jack Noir is a good choice. Don't know this one in particular.
Wait hold on a sec I thought it was a one time thing. God damn it big government got me again.
If you would like to opt out, you may. There is no obligation until you formally accept your position.
My h(_)sband's being overly possessive after I posted a pict(_)re earlier. If he keeps it (_)p I'll flatten him and he can spend all day in bed. Or being carried (_)nder one arm. Again.
Oh.
F(_)ck it. Cr(_)shing scrap metal with my bare hands over at {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} Goggles and pants, no gloves or top.
If I thirsttrap on stream is that too far...?
They thirst all up and down this bitch. Do what you want.
I still have that o(_)tfit somewhere...
Yeah alright I'm basic eno(_)gh to repost this for attention. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/dark%20grip.png #nsfw
:33< MEOW!!!
i feel dizzy
If yo(_) need a breather yo(_) can rest yo(_)r head on my lap~
yes yes yes!!! uh i mean yes please i could really use a breather or two... or maybe three