Dr Nostus Harken
@forgottenJade
DAlc, DEng, DSc, DTha(_) Stream at {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} most days A jadeblood matriarch who makes robots, trains and constr(_)cts in my spare time. Can also uproot a tree with my bare hands.
((Just in case the intent wasn't clear, {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} is, in universe, a real link to a real stream. Alas, I have an actual office job, and can't do tabletop/robot making content all day))
I am having a lovely mother's day~
I'm pro(_)d of my h(_)sband for b(_)cking (_)p and getting a job again after he seemed settled into the ho(_)se h(_)sband lifestyle.
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
put that "..." aψave, I am just saying congrats. You don't efin knoψ me like dat.
This is true; my apologies. Thank you for the congratulatory message, Miss Tethis.
Thank you for the apologies Mr. Trollbama. ✨
fantasti(, i (an do this, then
♦ Congrats, Mr. Trollbama, I think Jack Noir is a good choice. Don't know this one in particular.
>Honored to be a part of the team
Wait hold on a sec I thought it was a one time thing. God damn it big government got me again.
If you would like to opt out, you may. There is no obligation until you formally accept your position.
Wow I didn'ʇ expecʇ ʇ)+|is ʇo acʇually )+|appen.
My h(_)sband's being overly possessive after I posted a pict(_)re earlier. If he keeps it (_)p I'll flatten him and he can spend all day in bed. Or being carried (_)nder one arm. Again.
Oh.
F(_)ck it. Cr(_)shing scrap metal with my bare hands over at {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} Goggles and pants, no gloves or top.
If I thirsttrap on stream is that too far...?
They thirst all up and down this bitch. Do what you want.
I still have that o(_)tfit somewhere...
Yeah alright I'm basic eno(_)gh to repost this for attention. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/dark%20grip.png #nsfw
:33< MEOW!!!
If yo(_) need a breather yo(_) can rest yo(_)r head on my lap~
yes yes yes!!! uh i mean yes please i could really use a breather or two... or maybe three
If yo(_)'re being worshipped, here's some approaches yo(_) can take: 1) If yo(_) have a f(_)rsona, appear to yo(_)r followers as it at least once. Free art forever. 2) If yo(_) want to prevent something being killed in yo(_)r name, declare it sacred. If yo(_) want something to be killed for yo(_), call it anathema. 3) Don't appear to yo(_)r followers constantly. It deadens the impact. That's what c(_)lt leaders and prophets are for 4) Be ready to beat the everloving shit o(_)t of someone who steps o(_)t of line.
Attend my new religio(_)s fig(_)re conference weekend next weekend at That One Convention Hall Yo(_) Know feat(_)ring hit speakers like me myself I
I saw "fursoona" and immediately thoought soomeoone is vaguepoosting aboout me again. Glad too see this isn't the case
Thank yoou and yoou have an exquisite taste
Instructions unclear, took a shift at the grocery store
The haters hate it when I remind them that a reg(_)lar sleep sched(_)le does in fact benefit their long term health.
Check it o(_)t. Sleepy beam.
Stealing the 8it from Vriska for a moment, reminiscing about the time they turned ME into a marketable plushie https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150576661067214888/1497968524788891788/20260426_083134.jpg?ex=69ef7367&is=69ee21e7&hm=d16c580e5de259af55ac0d6573834c9ba8165f03ac1f483a30d5a21591397e6f&
>> woah!! ! Extreme1y marketab1e
Thank you, Himero.
>> ofc ofc, ¡'m a1wayડ here to ડupport :))
looks incredibly squish
So very squish!! Somft.
Oh it disappeared
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907062010485805070/1498656760859201606/20260426_083134.jpg?ex=69f1f45f&is=69f0a2df&hm=6623bd3714d30bd4a6afc0c1d3ef815007bc9b0fc3c91d3f0cc53f401c691740&
@cosmicHorror Eat yo(_)r roots or yo(_) won't get any so(_)ls for dessert.
HOW MANY.
I'm banned from fight night for 'ab(_)sing' the access to complimentary blood packs.
BOOOOOOOO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY COMPLIMENTARY IF YOU CANT HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT —EMBER💥
I will talk to them about this
ᐖ HAVE U BEEN GOING TO A ᐖIFFERENT FITE NITE ᑈUZ WE'VE ONLY HAᐖ ᐖA ONE ANᐖ I ᐖONT MEMEBER SEEING U THERE ᐛ
I haven't act(_)ally gone, b(_)t I gave myself a ch(_)ckle thinking of the post and co(_)ldn't resist.
ᐖ AW MAN I WUZ HOPING THERE WERE MORE SEᑈRET FITES HAPPENING ᐛ
I'm a boring old woman, I mostly fight my h(_)sband and train people now. I don't get in random fights really.
ᐖ WOAG UR OLᐖ ᐖATS SO KEWL.... ᐛ
Sho(_)ld I post evil overlord advice that's good, to inspire awe in my abilities and leave my foes feeling threatened by my capabilities; or bad advice, to sabotage my rivals and leave myself standing yet greater among those that remain... I mean I co(_)ld post nothing instead b(_)t that feels like the boring option.
B(_)t wo(_)ld me posting good advice not offer the potential for me to be reformed, thro(_)gh the signs of a gen(_)ine will to bring abo(_)t the self-improvement of others?
Good wake(_)p Chittr. Act(_)ally looking it's q(_)ite late. Oops.
No worriie2. Have a happy re2umptiion of 2peciifiic functiion2.
[It's a pict(_)re of a jadeblooded troll. She's in what seems to be some sort of wooded area, sitting on top of a rock, with a chisel in one hand and mallet in the other. She's carving symbols into the rock. She's also wearing a facemask and plastic safety goggles.]
[It's a video of a m(_)sc(_)lar jadeblooded woman driving a chisel into a bo(_)lder with her bare hands, then hooking her fingers into the crack and tearing it in half. The chisel slides down the inside of the bo(_)lder as it splits.] Stream is going well.
The stream link {fakelink.troll/forgejockey} Come gl(_)t yo(_)rselves on some Content as I contin(_)e the process of making a big old tree g(_)y by splitting rocks with my bare hands and carving fancy arcane symbols into them.
https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Woldly.jpg As always, here's the fellow.
I am alive! Apologies to my loving fan (sing(_)lar) and the rest of yo(_) people on here who know me. I didn't want to reset my password to log into chittr on my phone. Anyway, I'll be streaming again later today.