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I have a wonderful wife I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric
<Pshh, easy, but maybe we sh0u1d take this 0ff the pub1ic p1atf0rm, yeah?>
You're walking in the woords. There's no-one around, and your phone is dead.
they.are.going.to.lobotomize.me,.put.me.into.another.brain,.they.have.me,.they.have.my.pan.turned.me.into.a.tool.and.used.me.they.used.me.and.made.me.post.those.things.please.someone.find.me.i.can't.hold.on.forever.i'm.on.the.moon,.the.pink.moon.please my.name.is.zem. #gore.#violence
>You're kinda my boss, you tell me to look the other way and I do
I'm glad you support my wifes crimes
I think @forgottenJade should be allowed to commit any crimes she wants.
The people are calling for a Drone Strike. I fucking love Drone Strikes, so I will allow the people to decide, because legally I both definitely cannot and should not. #GiveJuniorTheirSparkleBack https://forms.gle/kBZm5KhF4KAZ8Kqq5
Oh it's not that bad outside. See? Kids are having fun.
I'm dragging you outside.
Morning awooooo
Orb beam
........ah I'll be right over :)
Hotfix: - 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 may have a higher chance to appear in user's replies. - 𝗔𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 have been made easier to obtain. - Removed 𝗗𝗼𝗰 𝗦𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵. - Introduced 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 properly.
Anon has asked: "can you defeat someone who is applying toon logic?" Hmmm I suppose this depends on a lot of things. Is the toon aware of normal things that would hurt a everyday person and thus is knows they can bleed also or does knowing that make them immune? I suppose if stabbing doesn't work, you'll have to fight fire with fire. If my kids have taught me anything, all toons will fall under the anvil trick. If I'm going against Bugs though I'm fucked.
It has begun. Please welcome @dedicatedEscritoire as Chittr Island's first inhabitant. #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2461.jpg
On this mothers day, the kids have decided they wanted to attempt to kidnap me and nostus I don't know what the anvil is for but it's a bit concerning
....owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[Jack Noirs phone has been smashed]
Whoa Sometimes @malleablePersonage and @forgottenJade throw me at walls for fun so I get it
This image really does not capture how short you are. Perhaps you should get one taken with your wife?
Me @jadeyHarls @malleablePersonage @forgottenJade
// beautiful women want YOUR blood
plus sized women *don't* be afraid to get on top #ifidieidie #nsfw
Hornyposting is literally this site's normal. If it isn't horny here, it is just the calm before the storm. #nsfw
I awaken
Morning stabs everyone here.
Morning awooooooooo
yes yes yes!!! uh i mean yes please i could really use a breather or two... or maybe three
Ough ill finish this art tmrw it's 5 am))
i would like to thank whatever god that exists in troll culture for creating rainbow drinkers
Stealing the 8it from Vriska for a moment, reminiscing about the time they turned ME into a marketable plushie https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150576661067214888/1497968524788891788/20260426_083134.jpg?ex=69ef7367&is=69ee21e7&hm=d16c580e5de259af55ac0d6573834c9ba8165f03ac1f483a30d5a21591397e6f&
There was always the possibility that this is a dream within a dream. That we are all butterflies dreaming of being the emperor.
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have provided the Ten Thousand Hungry Grubs with the appropriate nutrition. If they approach you, please do not allow them any additional ice cream. They have eaten enough, and it will hurt their stomachs later. Thank you.
Rage aside, today... YOU are beautiful, if anyone tries to insult you for your beautiful appearance or features, you can't change. CULL THEM. STOMP TO DUST. #beautiful #gorgeous #slayeveryday #youψokeuplikethat
What was it? These hands are rated e for everyone?
I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
Gay Marriage 2. Send Chit.
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a work in progress! [an image is attached. it is a wip sketch of a pirate ship on fire.]
(Just a little ooc infomation/bio post as I get off my lazy butt to make a more detailed thing for Jack later) Canon divergent Jack Noir/Bec Noir. Post Act 5 but never experience anything in Act 6/7 due to making a wrong turn and losing his PM. Had most of his social media presence on Tumblr/Flarping(have been rping him for at least 13 years) and currently lives on a version of Earth in the middle of nowhere. Is married to @forgottenJade and currently has 13 VERY chaotic kids. Is basically a "retired" super villain at this point and far less likely to go around stabbing everyone. Does like to spar/fight with people more then mindless killing. More will be added/a more in depth one as time goes by.
i feel dizzy right now
Jesus Christ you're not the only one who's going to be hitting things hard after th
You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
But to my knowledge, actually no unless I'm missing some context clues.
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#notcriinge at all, you are beautiiful and don't let anyone el2e 2ay otherwii2e. IIn your ca2e, iif they 2ay anythiing mean, ju2t biite theiir head2 off ea2y pea2y.
:33< meow!!!
Thank ya @ferr gottenJade ferr th' advice. Th' woolbeasts have been moved to th' otherr paddock.
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> The roleplaying site I run is taking up so mmuch space it can't handle the other two servers I run > However to commbat this I'mm taking away somme of your rights! > Autommatically signed your lives away upon creating the account. #girlsinstemm
Soooo I Found This Weird Message On My Phone From My Very Own Trollian Account!! All It Had Was A Weird Photo Of Me In A Fancy Get Up, Any Ideas?!! #weird https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118143255_1q8evxzwyxzchzv.png
This is why I came t' chittrr. Always someone smarrterr than me out therre.
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Violence! Explosions! Violence and Explosions!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] thank y0u. i wi11 add thiz t0 the n0w p1aying 0n my feed. [END MESSAGE]
@forgottenJade (Nostus receives her coffee as well. It's in one of those 45 pound barbell mugs, though- not that he expects her to have much difficulty with it.)
Like this post for coffee. I didn't make breakfast yet so that will be later.
:33< if a cat bites mew it means they love mew :33< women do this too
3GGS 4R3 H4TCH1NG TON1GHT HOW B34UT1FUL
This rules
There's magic tall women too what the fuck
I have changed my mind. My grasp on sanity remains absolute actually (had 1 redbull)
well anyways since no one told me if trolls have redwall (sad if not!!!) i will just talk about it i guess redwall was first published in 1986 with a book of the same name and it ended up being a 22 book series! the main character of the first book was a mouse but the cast of characters spans many different european fauna with the majority being mice squirrels shrews moles badgers hares and sometimes otters there are also animals like rats ferrets weasels wildcats foxes and occasionally even snakes but these predators are usually just portrayed as pure evil which is really kind of disappointing and sad for the rest of the characters the best passages in the books were always about really tasty sounding meals but the fights were really cool too
i think there was even a tv show but i never got to see it haha
Is the answer magic. I'm putting everything on the line on this bet.
SOME doubles. As a treat.
— What Is Aura Farming. ->
i'm pretty good at mario kart for the wii
Kris to fish communication...
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
my toxins arent lethal but have you <onsidered: that makes it funnier
:33 < going to wendys with my gillfurrond!! nevfur had it!!!
:33< as a treat!
:33< *the mighty huntress takes down a bear twice her size with her bare hands ripping into it with her sharp t33th* :33< t33h33 just girl things! :33< #violence #girlthings
Grilled cheese beam #dashwatching
(An image of Kris in the Yamcha death pose)
Reminiscing on my first stream with @fantomsFanasticals ! It feels like just yesterday. :) <3 II should stream again soon. #xandraTV #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/x8D42Ds4/t1e-ETzk.png
:33 < i s33 bot4bot on my f33d im invested
Bottom energy right here. #fortasshole
What
You're a bottom.
You like being turned into a taxidermy experiment.
She fucking breaks every bone in my body and Im just "Damn I think im in love."
Biden cancel my meetings my Chittr.ing users need me.
I think the cutest thing is watching pythia and ivory follow nostus around like little ducks out this window I don't see croley but im assuming they are hiding in her hair
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687125305273483279/994393302856114316/taelios_comm_beam_attack.png?ex=69d4f2ae&is=69d3a12e&hm=69233fa900b67fcb03cff6a3978887700ffd026808363c1ec9f2ea38d6315d1b& ((Art by hiredpencil on tumblr)) #selfie
// I wont because I have too many characters, but @ the beetlejuice post. I have a beetle juice fantroll and I'm shaking i am fighting myself I AM FIGHTING MYSELF. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/97422168_Qy9DEveKxY6ehT8.png
:33< #girlbulge! :33< <3 :33< #nsfw
:33< BIG agr33
Sigh...~ Women...~
hi!! i dunno what to say here but i just wanted to show myself :B https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b411bb7a9e6c.jpg
https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7YuI/jackpic Yeah don't ask why I look like this. Or don't.
my ultimate hello technique. hi.
omg????? you're so pretty???? would
https://tenor.com/view/tex-avery-wolf-awooga-cartoon-awooga-tex-avery-cartoon-hot-mama-gif-27251492
:33< MEOW!!!
The plot for me and kris to rob sushi begins
X Would #nsfw x
GOOD, 1'LL L1ST3N TO TH4T
Sent
Wake up, chittrers. We got a party to... prepare for calmly.
No
And his wife is a weaponsmith? I sense we shall get along hauntingly well.
Im sorry :(
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
In other news, i love my wife
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
My wife is here. Help