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@tacticalTerminate
I think you already know who I am. Literally him. he/him maybe bisexual
Nothing like waking up to an argument under one of my chits. Really feeling the Chittr experience over here ain't I?
Nothing in this life is permanent, everything will end eventually. But embracing this doesn't mean accepting the misery of something ending, but loving the beauty of what forms new from it.
There is no principle in nihilism that dictates strict apathy, by the way. I get this is about to be the junior philosopher's first branch into complex thoughtonomics, but come on, bro. Up your game. Nothing is nothing and everything is everything, until nothing is everything and everything is nothing. Things end and become meaningless, relevancy fades until necessity births new creation. I reject the notion it means, that it holds any intrinsic value, while being cool with the flowers that bloom on the side of the road when roadkill decays. Jacobi maintains that all values are baseless, not that all values can't be acknowledged.
What crawled up your ass and died? Does seeing a version of you with optimism and light in his eyes upset you?
If correcting someone on their philosophical classifications makes me a monster, then lock my ass up in the castle and throw away the rose, the key, and the exceptionally fruity sentient cutlery. I spy a curious little badge next to your name though, and something tells me that you may have a bias at play here. Some kind of somethin' that makes you inclined to dislike me ragging on him. Something that makes this not your cup of tea, much less your cup of coffee. Hmm.
Ah yes, because the only reason I might object to a man's "argument" is if I want to fuck a different man. Misogyny is a good look on you.
(( ooc dont worry shes just trying to Win an Argument, im not mad at you
Track it all back to my womb envy and ignore the other points I'm makin', that's cool. My archaic beliefs about the voting system don't apply here, but I'm pretty sure cats can't vote in cousin-kissing Alabama regardless. Anyway. You should invest less time in arguing with me, and more time in schooling this guy up here about Greek schools of thought.
I really don't care about the misuse of a couple words, meow. You just kind of came in on a nice little sunbeam and pissed all over it, ruining the small spot of warmth for everybody because you have some problem with happiness or something. Soggiest post ever, but only because of your own urine.
If you're trying to extract any kind of warmth from a Dirk post, then your brain is clearly starved for oxygen. Also, piss is warm, so I'm not understanding the lengthy metaphor you put out here. Self tell, maybe? Meow, the litter box runneth over.
If you can't understand why urine would ruin a nice spot of floor in a sunbeam then there's no hope for you. It wasn't a difficult meowtafur! Oh well. Sniff you later, guy!
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no sign of intelligent life here, and this broad completely ignored my first class diss about her passing mono around the family reunion.
I'm sorry who just followed me?
Anyways intrusive thoughts not really aside, hello Jasprose.
Evening, mew. :3
Hello, said not so aside intrusive thoughts may have included you, hence them not really being aside.
How interesting! And here I thought you were for the menfolk only. Then again I hear that Ultimate Douchebag and my robotic counterpart have some sort of pitch thing going on so I'm not really sure what that's about.
I mean every timeline is different, including a variants orientation sometimes I suppose. Plus, for me at least, when it comes to the said "manfolk" I assume most dirks are with, I prefer to not think about him at all.
It's typically complicated. A lot of "on again off again," "friends with benefits (with feelings)," messy breakups, unnamed but intensely emotional Things. Trust me, you're not the odd Dirk out here.
Oh hello intrusive thoughts.
Interesting flavor this time around.
cracking up at this shit. oh my cod.
Hopefully they aren't saying hello back!
New hole in the wall. Need to get that fixed now.
Mad.
All in all itβs justa Notha brick in the wall #lyricsposting
Saw my post about how you'll never truly be Him, did you? Sick outfit though.
No, I did not. I didn't even know you made such a post until you just mentioned it.
Oh thank god that guy is so annoying. You're annoying too but it's endearing. Kind of like me!
Dave is trying to burn Calsprite at the Stake before we leave. I support this endeavor.
Hm. I suppose you wouldnβt be interested in donating him?
Dave's the one with more of a grudge, I honestly couldn't care less.
There are certainly some interesting things that could be done with that one.
Well, is the offer simply asking us for it? Or is there more to this?
I don't exactly see what I gain to benefit from this.
A fair point. This is hardly a necessity for me to pursue, so I do offer little in exchange beyond the promise that you will never lay eyes on that Sprite again if it is placed within my care.
B33 < tbh idk meow he went this long without killing calspurrite in cold blood
You never got to this point, but don't trust a single word this slimy cueball says and do not capitulate to any requests. He is best ignored.
I don't see any reason for distaste of Aradia, her and Dave seem to get along quite well, as well as the others too. As for anyone sharing her last name I cannot speak, for I haven't met them personally.
Finally got this thing to work. Alright.
hello, dirk! do yoU remember me?
yes! that's me! thank yoU for not saying my name, if yoU know it - i do worry aboUt certain other cherUbim noticing me. a bit of sUperstition, perhaps, bUt it's kept me in existence so far. it's been a long time!! ^u^
You cherubs always sorta confused me. The two of you got along well in my timeline at least.
...really? :U how odd! i sUppose there's that one of him who's a girl, she seems rather agreeable... well, i'm happy for yoUr callie, at least... er, assUming she's still aboUt?
(yoU can say 'callie,' jUst not my fUll name, fyi!)
She is still alive, both of them, and that girl one may likely be the one from my timeline, considering I doubt many of them transitioned like her.
oh, that's lovely! i'm... more than a little jealoUs, haa.