𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛
@tacticalTerminate
I think you already know who I am. Literally him. he/him maybe bisexual
Nothing like waking up to an argument under one of my chits. Really feeling the Chittr experience over here ain't I?
Nothing in this life is permanent, everything will end eventually. But embracing this doesn't mean accepting the misery of something ending, but loving the beauty of what forms new from it.
Posting bloomer-style nihilism for an audience of people addicted to hugging their own crotches is just about the saddest goddamn thing I've seen. They're callin' this the soggiest post to ever scrape the depths.
This post is strictly not supposed to be nihilistic. Literally the second half specifically talks about not being nihilistic.
heard someone say something now its stuck in my head on loop its this btw oh my oh my oh my god this ones straight and this ones not
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Sometimes I do wonder what the other half of my genetics would think of me Father says he'd have little interest in me, though. Always busy with his own things. I suppose that means I'm lucky to be with such a vigilant parent.
bro you GOTTA get used to altkids if you're gonna be on here lmao!! XD ...not. not me. to be clear. my uncle d doesn't have kids.
hehehe, yup! how's it feel to be unc, dogg? 8P
in the most literal sense you are! be glad i'm not going full genetic and calling you granpa!!! >8B
hehehe, classic. 8J tbh you seem pretty chipper... my uncle d's been sick for a bit. nice to see one of you feeling alright, at least. 8(
you're actually talking to another living being. might as well be in peak fucking health comparatively...
Anyways intrusive thoughts not really aside, hello Jasprose.
Evening, mew. :3
Hello, said not so aside intrusive thoughts may have included you, hence them not really being aside.
How interesting! And here I thought you were for the menfolk only. Then again I hear that Ultimate Douchebag and my robotic counterpart have some sort of pitch thing going on so I'm not really sure what that's about.
I mean every timeline is different, including a variants orientation sometimes I suppose. Plus, for me at least, when it comes to the said "manfolk" I assume most dirks are with, I prefer to not think about him at all.
It's typically complicated. A lot of "on again off again," "friends with benefits (with feelings)," messy breakups, unnamed but intensely emotional Things. Trust me, you're not the odd Dirk out here.
Finally got this thing to work. Alright.
hello, dirk! do yoU remember me?
yes! that's me! thank yoU for not saying my name, if yoU know it - i do worry aboUt certain other cherUbim noticing me. a bit of sUperstition, perhaps, bUt it's kept me in existence so far. it's been a long time!! ^u^
You cherubs always sorta confused me. The two of you got along well in my timeline at least.
...really? :U how odd! i sUppose there's that one of him who's a girl, she seems rather agreeable... well, i'm happy for yoUr callie, at least... er, assUming she's still aboUt?
She is still alive, both of them, and that girl one may likely be the one from my timeline, considering I doubt many of them transitioned like her.
Oh hello intrusive thoughts.