Anyways intrusive thoughts not really aside, hello Jasprose.

Evening, mew. :3
Hello, said not so aside intrusive thoughts may have included you, hence them not really being aside.

How interesting! And here I thought you were for the menfolk only. Then again I hear that Ultimate Douchebag and my robotic counterpart have some sort of pitch thing going on so I'm not really sure what that's about.
I mean every timeline is different, including a variants orientation sometimes I suppose. Plus, for me at least, when it comes to the said "manfolk" I assume most dirks are with, I prefer to not think about him at all.

It's typically complicated. A lot of "on again off again," "friends with benefits (with feelings)," messy breakups, unnamed but intensely emotional Things. Trust me, you're not the odd Dirk out here.
