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Nostus Harken

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I'm mostly here to make f(_)n of my h(_)sband.

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 272Kull Score: 2186 followers7 following

https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7YuI/jackpic.png Yeah don't ask why I look like this. Or don't.

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Do.

I solved the daily #Cl(_)esBySam, Apr 5th 2026 (Evil), in less than 7 min(_)tes 🟩🟡🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 https://cl(_)esbysam.com For the masses of people who haven't done this p(_)zzle before, that means I g(_)essed wrong on fo(_)r tiles and (_)sed a hint for one, b(_)t g(_)essed the others right. And otherwise needed seven min(_)tes for the p(_)zzle.

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skill issue I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 5th 2026 (Evil), in 02:58 🟠🟨🟩🟩 🟠🟠🟠🟨 🟩🟠🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟠 🟠🟠🟩🟨 https://cluesbysam.com

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Yo(_)'re adorable.

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[It's a mid-distance photo of a bar of metal. There may be something else in the photo - it's too bright to tell.] Ah yes. Photography. This is bea(_)tif(_)l alright. I definitely do not need another camera.

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(I have extra cameras already, this is part of why setting (_)p is taking me so long. And why I'm not doing it today.)

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Oh right, that. Yo(_)'re all aware that cr(_)cifixion is a slow death, right?

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HE DESERVES IT.

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S(_)re, b(_)t once they get h(_)ng (_)p nothing else m(_)ch is going to happen for a while.

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VARIOUS OTHER FESTIVITIES.

I s(_)ppose that makes sense.

Now, for a pict(_)re I'd REALLY consider #nsfw, it'd be this one. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Barely%20dressed.png

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omg????? you're so pretty???? would

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Taken sorry

understood. my apologies!!!

Nonetheless yo(_)r thirst is valid and I, personally, appreciate it.

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Checking something. Please hold. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/monstro(_)s.png

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Okay good, for some reason I ass(_)med a(_)toq(_)irk wo(_)ld break links.

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

B4R3LY NSFW TO B3 HON3ST BUT LOOK1NG STUNN1NG

In fairness I think most of o(_)r metrics for s(_)ch things are totally shot, tho(_)gh I agree that it feels more risq(_)e than nsfw.

when someone asks for a high-five do you use the upper arms or the lower ones

(_)pper, obvio(_)sly, it's a high five.

I've been informed by the p(_)ps that I am 'too old to be a streamer' and 'smithing isn't cool eno(_)gh to stream'. So I'll be starting my new streaming career tomorrow so long as I can get hold of a camera and tripod.

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Sent

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Excellent, thank yo(_).

Picking my top weapons from warframe for ease of creation and levels of warcriming. N(_)mber one in both: The Skana, for ease (It's j(_)st a sword), and the Coda Hema for warcriming (It shoots *leeches* and is the Hema, which is a warcrime in and of itself).

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Ranking second, for ease is the Mk1-K(_)nai, which is the K(_)nai - reg(_)lar throwing knives - only shit. My rank two warcrime is I think the Coda B(_)bonico which is an arm cannon made of deadly assimilating space vir(_)s nonsense. It is also both toxic and ca(_)ses vir(_)s damage.

N(_)mber three, beca(_)se all good things come in threes. D(_)al Skana (TWO swords, how to(_)gh), and Coda Sporothrix, beca(_)se when yo(_) headshot someone with it they explode in a clo(_)d of b(_)rning gas.

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This has been my low effort Warframe weapon review.

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My wifes here Im gonna get bullied all fucking day now

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Not all day, I have other things to do at some point, go enjoy the end of eridan week.

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Apparently I missed my h(_)sband being made f(_)n of. For this great personal fail(_)re on my part, I can only apologise. As payback, I will share a photo of myself. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Photograph.png

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NOSTUS

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It took you 7 min(_)tes to notice and like this, I'm shaming yo(_).

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Im sorry :(

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I forgive yo(_)~.

((Boy I wish Imgur worked for me still))

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((Does Filegarden work for you? /genq))

((Hadn't tried it before! Looks like it's not blocked tho so I think so))

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.

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For the love of the game.

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this seems like a good idea but i wanna get something outta it too.

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Oh, steal his hat, that's always ins(_)lting.

I have arrived. Jack Noir is bad with knives. Not yo(_), Jack Noir, the other Jack Noir. He knows who I mean.

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Wtf nostus

Well if yo(_)'re going to come onto a troll foc(_)sed social media and try to hide it from me yo(_) deserve it.

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Im going to fucking fight you

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So openly too, my word.