♣ mediated by @forgottenJade
ii"m not doiin many hate2 thii2 morniin,, my pan 2tiill hurt2..
Now I'm grumpy
Hot Take but naut really: Some of you need to knoψ ψhat is aschoally pitch flirtin. Sorry, boo, but i'm not going to find u hot after you insult my appearance or features cause they're different than yours. Beach, I hate you for reel.
I am pleased to announce a new sort of post I will be making from this moment on, #storytimewithscratch. In these posts, I will be acting as the narrator to many classic tales. As an excellent storyteller, I will of course be taking the liberty of making certain changes as I see fit. Some will make the stories more familiar to a troll audience, of course. You might even see some of your own names present. Hee Hee. My first post of this kind will arrive today.
How th' hell do I convince my boss that we gotta move th' woolbeasts? Because apparrently "hey man therre's some weirrd ass monsterr in th' woods makin' arrt frrom theirr intestines" ain't enough to move them frrom this paddock (which is adjacent to th' woods), to anotherr paddock (not adjacent to th' woods). #horrrrorr #gorre
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books ♡: fiction ◇: romance ♧: thriller ♤: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
You can't solve ALL your problems with violence. More than you expect you could, definitely, but not all of them.
react if i should hold crowbar at (paint)gunpoint.