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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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guurgle how to make worldwide statement as a god guurgle do you hear me edit: no but seriously how do i tell my followers to not give me more dead birds. like i understand that i have followers and i could just appear to them and tell them to stop but i think that'd freak them out more. especially since i just look like A Guy

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Dr Nostus Harken
2 months ago
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It's time to pick a prophet.

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Dr Nostus Harken
2 months ago
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Wait, I know. Yo(_) need a crow's head cost(_)me and a big ho(_)rglass.

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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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oh dear go- me?- ok. prophet. that's option 1

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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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1. i have a penis 2. no i don't think that'd work 3. penis god would be funny though. god of cock and balls #nsfw <- i guess

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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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appearing to them in a bird headed costume ok option 2

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Dr Nostus Harken
2 months ago
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Otherwise it's dream visions and yo(_) don't strike me as a dream visons kind of person.

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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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i don't know how i'd even do dream visions to be frank with you. i've got time powers not hop into people's brain powers

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Dr Nostus Harken
2 months ago
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I do know some contractors who co(_)ld help yo(_) o(_)t for a small price.

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Dave V. Strider - Earth F
2 months ago
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if the timeline entrance was easier than threading a needle i'd consider it but for now, Earth F isn't taking visitors

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Dr Nostus Harken
2 months ago
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Well, final option. Blow (_)p a volcano and kill tho(_)sands if not millions of people to mark yo(_)r displeas(_)re.