Dave V. Strider - Earth F

8×12 came to an even tie over whether or not we keep capitalism. what do we do now

there's this guy i met in the woods after putting up the sign to stop the crows and apparently he's trying to find his pages

so the parking lot was built on top of a parking garage and the chemical reaction of an oversized human microwave with a giant alternian chicken egg has resulted in; Acid

hold up do trolls have - wait hold on so on earth, chickens (birds- karkles calls them 'domesticated alarmsounding featherbeasts') lay eggs. and these eggs of theirs can be cracked open, cooked and eaten. does troll-land or whatever have eggs like those specifically? if so. do those eggs also explode in the microwave?

oobleck makes a loud as fuck wet slap sound when thrown off of a roof and onto concrete btw

guurgle how to make worldwide statement as a god guurgle do you hear me edit: no but seriously how do i tell my followers to not give me more dead birds. like i understand that i have followers and i could just appear to them and tell them to stop but i think that'd freak them out more. especially since i just look like A Guy

i can't even escape the crows in godhood what the fuck man wdym the shrines for the Knight of Time (me) most common offering is, in some way shape or form, dead crows what do you MEAN i'm patron god of time and crows now i want a refund

like don't get me wrong i don't like the idea of being worshipped but could people at least give me better offerings other than dead birds. please. please. please?

1 mental breakdown later and several days of testing i present to you the 18 layer bean burrito for @apocalypseArisen https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/18LAYERBEANBURRITO_apr2026.png

ok so plans for tomorrow: we need more beans. we currently do not have enough beans for the 18 layers i am planning (which should be a record of some kind bc the highest amount i have seen is 7) we also need more tortilla shells. preferably the bigass ones that can hold the most. it will be easier to count the layers when separated by tortilla to ensure we have a full 18 layers of beans. this also means we will have ~19-21 layers of tortilla, so it'd be more accurate to say that this is an "18 layer beans 21 layer tortilla burrito", but given how that's a mouthful and a half to say i am continuing to call it the 18 layer bean burrito. (sorry burrito purists, this is not the chittr for you) i also need to ensure we have enough energy to create what rose calls "this heathenish monstrosity that goes against all preconceived notions of what a bean burrito is". John has accused me of never having gone to taco bell and I am taking that personally. yes this is based off of taco bells five layer bean burrito, no the plan is to not do this burrito justice, it is to just ensure it has many more layers than that one. tomorrow i get to teach karkat about canned beans. #bondingwithmyhusband

research is being done https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/beanburritosearchguurgle.png

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