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Dave V. Strider

@turntechGodhead

Knight of Time, Derse Dreamer - Earth F timeline protector - Married to Karkat Vantas

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Still can't believe he just. Removed an entire room from the communal apartment complex. As his method of announcing leaving the 8×12.

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Idk if he even has powers meant to do bullshit like that, but like how do you fucking. Do that.

Karkat gave me the troll version bc I can't fucking find the original Tonight's tea [in replies] https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/Screenshot_20260404_201156_Sketchbook.jpg

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So remember how forever ago Jade n I mentioned how people were trying to treat us as literal gods or some shit and that most of us didn't like that Well someone in the 8×12 just officially broke ties with us because he decided to start a religion on the other side of the planet

Not just temporary leave like dirk & eridan or taking a break like vriska, like, he actually actually formally announced 'I'm leaving see you suckers never again' and left

But the problem is that he's our only rage player or whatever. And I go ok what class is he and apparently he's also the only Bard. So I'm like ok what the fuck does this really affect anything and everyone is kinda unsure right now. Kanaya never liked him in the first place and Eq, bless his heart, was hoping he'd leave eventually cause of how scared he was of him (idk why I don't remember what his name even is) But like Mr. Bard of Rage whoever is now starting whatever kind of cult or some shit on the other side of the planet now. The way he announced himself leaving however was like. Completely physically removing his room from the communal apartment we were using as our HQ. Like he surgically removed an entire room. The roof isn't on it anymore. Pipework is left open now. The framework underneath is visible. And he just left some carved stone tablet in alternian explaining why he left.

Karkles had a situationship with him at one point in time (????) Which he said he's kind of over it now since it's been like a decade since they broke off romantically but still like. What the fuck

In short; I guess there's a religion now????? For him specifically???? Maybe??????? Idfk man

Anyways an entire chunk of the building is now gone so ig tune in to see if we have complications figuring that shit out.

:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*

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based as fuck

wait did eridanweek finally end and that's what everyone is alluding to or what is happening here nobody's saying the event

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from what i've pieced together as the day went on, it seems to have been a mass collective mystical-candy-induced manic episode. in less technical terms: are you familiar with Trickster Mode?

oh boy so a ton of timelines passed around the juju pop again, time to make sure we contain it if it reaches ours so no-one else gets fucking infected jujus can't be destroyed, but only one can exist even across multiple timelines, and if it's on the move i know it'll get thrown over here eventually. if we stop it from moving around and lock it someplace where nobody will mess with it, we could stop this from being an issue in the future

it seems to moreso have been a single concentrated event at a single locale in a single timeline. i hope. God, i hope. i can register that it being a cross-iteration vector of infection is a logical extension of its capability, but does that make the concept any less viscerally unpleasant? hell no.

thankfully it's only the juju that causes the mode and not those who get the infection, but it makes this unpleasant still yeah we do at least have a plan now in the case it arrives here

1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on

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wait why didn't you just??? put the soda in the fridge while back in time???

oh my god. i am a fucking idiot.

DON'T RECHITT MY STUPID ASS

beep

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So true

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We're doing pokemon teams? All seedots, next question.

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Seedot sweeeeeeep 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻

every once in a while i will check the clock and just. https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/StopWriting.gif

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STOP BEING NOON WHEN IT'S CLEARLY 4 IN THE MORNING. i swear we're going to have to switch to the 24 hour clock soon AND IT IS KICKING MY ASS.

does anyone have some high quality zaza, iykwim? #substances

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...i got some straight fire, "the fall of the fifth alternian dynasty." you'll be zonked out of your nugbone. ~~0o

alr hit me up

while im here with the correct food opinions mint isnt even that great the whole burning feeling when you eat it is just a pain in the ass and a bullshit aspect any scientists out there wanna explain why that happens instead of it just tasting cold why the fuck does it need to make your eyes burn

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hey bro jsyk daves have a high chance of being minorly allergic to mint. and also cinnamon flavored toothpaste exists with the amount of fluoride needed for teeth. trust me dude. also you're 100 percent correct, mint suck

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are you shitting my pants right now i cant be allergic im built better then that

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dude. dude i am a you. please trust me on this. use the non-mint toothpaste. you don't have to brush your teeth in pain anymore. take my hand bro

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god dammit here were are hand in mint-hating hand with a toothbrush in the other this has to be the dumbest allergy ive ever heard

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it really does suck eggs yeah but trust me the cinnamon toothpaste doesn't leave your mouth tingling for half an hour afterwards

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ARE THE PRANKS OVER YET?????????

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you can come down from The Moon 2 now, yes

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