John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
Earth F 8x12 - Prospit dreamer - Heir of Breath - Trans Man, he/him
i feel like i missed something important on chittr while we were at DnD night
Dave keeps saying I need to choose a more updated photo for my pfp but ehhh, I think this one works just fine, even if it is pre-sburb ^_^
huh! i didn't even think about the possibility of SBURB having been developed by an actual team or whatever... that account is strange.
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shit is bogus anyways everyone knows sburb was developed by secret agents sent from the past future to save the world
i feel as thoUgh it's more of a metaphysical sitUation. tapping into the mUltiversal narrative majjyks that power this site, some instance or other of the game has generated a "developer" accoUnt, pUrely becaUse that is something video games have.
On my Earth, Sburb was a zoetrope company making huge facilities all over the east coast Didn't take off the same way, especially since since the adoption of transdimensional technology, basically making the want for ARGs more obsolete than cooking a pie with sun
oh! looks like i missed april fools! oops! :B
yep! sorry if i kept you waiting! the time storms here have been crazy, I guess i was stuck in a pocket of March 31st and suddenly now its April 2nd!
i know :B usually i do something special on april fools but it's been weird with the time storms
Oh!! I also opened up a tumblr ask blog!!! Dave and Jade might pop in there from time to time if questions mention them!! :B https://www.tumblr.com/j0hn-ect0bi0l0gist-egbert/812585043322191872/hi
OutOfCharacter// I love dropping hints this timeline is screwed up to hell and back and there are DEFINITELY issues that John is sweeping underneath the rug :] //
Thank you! :D this timeline of John is such a silly guy despite the horrors :]
I feel bad for the other timelines that are missing certain people :( so far we've been super lucky, but others haven't been
yea lol highkey sucks the amount of people that died in mine
Nana!!! XB they don't know that yet!! Stop fourth wall breaking!!
Also Feel Bad Cause Anotha Version Of Ya Is Married To Fucking Kasane Teto And You Aren't
Would it be rude to say that I don't really like her in that way in the first place? Like yeah she's cool but idk what the other me sees in her
You're Literally Talking To Her Dude But I Get It You Fish Minded Not Shark Minded
It says it's 12am and I'm over here crying over minecraft doomed yaoi while Dave and Jade rearrange the day/night cycle again
Creakings only spawn in the Pale Garden Biome after dark, John.
...There are others? Explain. Otherwise Dave and I have been wasting our time, complicit in idleness. Mining at Y=17 for proverbial diamonds found entirely elsewhere and deeper than we were expecting.
Well to be more specific, it's a minecraft /ARG/ doomed yaoi! https://youtu.be/3V7Rvo4Gvic
Oop! Well that's a UI update! Well, if anyone has questions about Earth F, Jade and Dave are both busy, so I'll try my best to answer from here :B
Today's wordle is straight up bullshit =_= ⬛️🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"Oh yeah we killed Lord English" "Wdym you killed lord english????" "Well i didn't! Dirk did! But like he's also not exactly completely dead...it's more the death of his ego. Like. The "self" died and now a new person resulted in the body he's in, which resulted him losing his godtier." "How???" "We still don't know! Dirk hasn't told us. Honestly I think he's scared of himself because of it..."
oh!!!!!!!!!!! something similar happened to me, actUally!!! in my brother's absence, my body began growing a new sibling. eventUally i predominated over it, bUt as kindly as i coUld.
he's really nice!! he built a community garden with the remaining skaia/prospit/derse residents that we had found. he still has some lingering memories of what he did and has a lot to work through, but we've been helping him navigate that. he goes by Mr. English, for right now at least. he isn't sure what to call himself or who he is yet, but that's ok, he has the freedom to choose whoever he wants to be now :]
how lovely! glad to know there's some version of my brother who's chosen kindness. i sUppose nightmare might qUalify, thoUgh by the time i ate it, she seemed happier being called sister? bUt now it's part of me, so it's hard to say how much of that is nightmare's feelings and how mUch is my own. and regardless, she was qUite distinct from him to begin with.
hopefully if i can convince him to get a chittr, you could even talk to him here :] i'm unsure what ego death is like but i can kind of see the similarity in what you're talking about with what he's told me
well, nightmare endUred an ego death to become part of me, and that was *qUite* painfUl. i remember it from both ends!
Ohhh I see the confusion, there's multiple timelines where other me's are trans women instead of trans men. Go figure! Feel kinda bad about my bio now. I just got too annoyed at some other connections not understanding that I'm a trans man in this timeline and insisting I go by "she/her"...
god, i am so sorry people are putting you through that john!
TRANS MAN THIS. TRANS WOMAN THAT. WHY DON'T YOU DO ME A FAVOR, AND TRANS YOURSELF INTO A CORPSE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED, BY THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
It's ok, June! It's not your fault. I'm more glad you found out you're, well, you! :]
Huh! Jade said that she just got word of another part of Earth F getting interdimensional internet access! Hoping the empire doesn't shut it down again :/ we don't want to have to repair anymore damaged towers.
Huh! Some kinda leaderboard there! Unsure what that means but alright
NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY HOPE OF MAKING IT ON THERE, REGARDLESS. HAA HAA HAA. GET OWNED, BITCH. ANOTHER POST, ANOTHER BANGER.
Idk why social media is being treated as a contest. I mean, what do you even get as a prize? Bragging rights? :?
please. just be prepared for the several hundreds of leftover cookies she made yesterday.
Do cat bites normally sting real bad? Asking for a friend.
:33< had a run in with the rare venom cat eh?
7eah, that’s the meowbeast venom. hope 7ou’re not parti(ularl7 atta(hed to that limb
mAYBE YOU ARE, aLLERGIC? oR, iT COULD BE VENOMOUS, i GUESS, oR MAYBE, yOU COULD GIVE IT JUST, a GENTLE NIBBLE, tO TEST TO SEE, iF IT IS POISONOUS?
My timeline rose just handed me a cat and told me to 'hold it' for a minute before going off to do something. The cat does not like me holding it! Send hel&@;#&*@,#?'xmdkks$,,'jdksk
I need to tell jade our day/night cycle is screwed up again -_- just woke up at noon and the sun is just barely rising