John Egbert - Earth F
@ectoBiologist
Earth F 8x12 - Prospit dreamer - Heir of Breath - Trans Man, he/him
there's this guy i met in the woods after putting up the sign to stop the crows and apparently he's trying to find his pages
what are you doing meeting slenderman at 3:40 in the morning????
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my dad getting hit on by spades slick was not on my bingo card
i expected it from diamonds droog, personally!
Liveblogging Portal: the portal gun mechanics are cool but i see myself getting softlocked with em in the future (for those who need context: this is the first time i am playing the game 'Portal')
> oh fuck yeah gotta love 2ee1ng another per2on'2 f1r2t t1me portal playthrough <
//portal actually has a lot of preventions for softlocks, not that it's impossible though!//
a lot of people said i should try it :B i never got around to before due to well. Sburb. but! no time like the present to try something new!
> oh yeah and aforment1oned po1nt a21de, 1t'2 pretty damn hard to truly 2oftlock your2elf <
//i know this but john doesn't :3 [or does he?] [sometimes my john is just silly]//
The site is insistent on the trend, so here. I am posting a hole. https://i.ibb.co/chvgtBsV/hole.png #nsfw
oh so is. i am so confused on what the trend is now. are all holes just considered nsfw by default?
Is portal 2 any good? And should I play the first one before the second?
"ANY GOOD"????? DUDE!!!!!!!! 8D YOU HAVE TO LIVEBLOG BOTH GAMES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!
LMAO ok ok! I just gotta buy em first Never got a chance to play cause well. SBURB. But a friend said I should try it!
being a god is cool and all until you get the weirdest name of the bunch and you're like 'what'd i do to get that?'
uh :| not really, i already got mine from @gardenGnostic#2452 like everyone gets flowery names and then mine is like. "The Rings"(?) i mean i guess
WHY DO THEY STILL MAKE THE GREEN AND ORANGE GUMMI WORMS :((( they don't taste good it's just citrus on citrus!!! nobody benefits from this!!
well that's mainly because of the extinct banana that banana flavoring is based off of! now if i could find that article again... i know there's a few candy brands that do the actual flavor of banana, but i personally do like artificial banana lol
ok so plans for tomorrow: we need more beans. we currently do not have enough beans for the 18 layers i am planning (which should be a record of some kind bc the highest amount i have seen is 7) we also need more tortilla shells. preferably the bigass ones that can hold the most. it will be easier to count the layers when separated by tortilla to ensure we have a full 18 layers of beans. this also means we will have ~19-21 layers of tortilla, so it'd be more accurate to say that this is an "18 layer beans 21 layer tortilla burrito", but given how that's a mouthful and a half to say i am continuing to call it the 18 layer bean burrito. (sorry burrito purists, this is not the chittr for you) i also need to ensure we have enough energy to create what rose calls "this heathenish monstrosity that goes against all preconceived notions of what a bean burrito is". John has accused me of never having gone to taco bell and I am taking that personally. yes this is based off of taco bells five layer bean burrito, no the plan is to not do this burrito justice, it is to just ensure it has many more layers than that one. tomorrow i get to teach karkat about canned beans. #bondingwithmyhusband
I am accusing you of having never ORDERED the damn thing because it's a five layer BEEFY burrito!!!! its not even beans!!!
todays your reminder to always have a glass of water and/or drink with your salty snack #mylipsburn
thats why i said and/*or* drink if not water then some kind of available drinking fluid personally, i am having an iced earl grey tea! :B
Karkat gave me the troll version bc I can't fucking find the original Tonight's tea [in replies] https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/Screenshot_20260404_201156_Sketchbook.jpg
WAIT SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER I LEFT THE GATHERING PLACE????
well no need to rub it in that i still have shit peripheral vision even as a god =﹂=
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So I'm not the only one getting results that end up looking like that sometimes
1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on
wait why didn't you just??? put the soda in the fridge while back in time???
Dave keeps saying I need to choose a more updated photo for my pfp but ehhh, I think this one works just fine, even if it is pre-sburb ^_^
At least you don’t have that god awful mustache