John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
Earth F 8x12 - Prospit dreamer - Heir of Breath - Trans Man, he/him
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So I'm not the only one getting results that end up looking like that sometimes
1. the troll soda blew up in the freezer 2. the troll soda getting in caused the freezer to then blow up 3. half of DnD night was spent with the 8x12, none of which are neurotypicals, trying to fix said freezer while also playing DnD 4. i said 'fuck it', went back in time, grabbed roxy, got her to make a copy of the freezer, got the freezer back five (my five key on my laptop is broken). this fuckshit solution caused a timeline of Earth F_1-1 six (i really need a better laptop). came back to chittr several hours later and now i have no fucking clue what is going on
wait why didn't you just??? put the soda in the fridge while back in time???
Dave keeps saying I need to choose a more updated photo for my pfp but ehhh, I think this one works just fine, even if it is pre-sburb ^_^
At least you don’t have that god awful mustache
oh! looks like i missed april fools! oops! :B
yep! sorry if i kept you waiting! the time storms here have been crazy, I guess i was stuck in a pocket of March 31st and suddenly now its April 2nd!
i know :B usually i do something special on april fools but it's been weird with the time storms
OutOfCharacter// I love dropping hints this timeline is screwed up to hell and back and there are DEFINITELY issues that John is sweeping underneath the rug :] //
Thank you! :D this timeline of John is such a silly guy despite the horrors :]
I feel bad for the other timelines that are missing certain people :( so far we've been super lucky, but others haven't been
yea lol highkey sucks the amount of people that died in mine
It's so sad that won't stay that lucky
Nana!!! XB they don't know that yet!! Stop fourth wall breaking!!
Also Feel Bad Cause Anotha Version Of Ya Is Married To Fucking Kasane Teto And You Aren't
Would it be rude to say that I don't really like her in that way in the first place? Like yeah she's cool but idk what the other me sees in her
It says it's 12am and I'm over here crying over minecraft doomed yaoi while Dave and Jade rearrange the day/night cycle again
Creakings only spawn in the Pale Garden Biome after dark, John.
...There are others? Explain. Otherwise Dave and I have been wasting our time, complicit in idleness. Mining at Y=17 for proverbial diamonds found entirely elsewhere and deeper than we were expecting.
Well to be more specific, it's a minecraft /ARG/ doomed yaoi! https://youtu.be/3V7Rvo4Gvic
Oop! Well that's a UI update! Well, if anyone has questions about Earth F, Jade and Dave are both busy, so I'll try my best to answer from here :B
is your green markiplier missing too
Today's wordle is straight up bullshit =_= ⬛️🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
but you still got it! i am proud of you john :D
"Oh yeah we killed Lord English" "Wdym you killed lord english????" "Well i didn't! Dirk did! But like he's also not exactly completely dead...it's more the death of his ego. Like. The "self" died and now a new person resulted in the body he's in, which resulted him losing his godtier." "How???" "We still don't know! Dirk hasn't told us. Honestly I think he's scared of himself because of it..."
what's this new soUl like??
he's really nice!! he built a community garden with the remaining skaia/prospit/derse residents that we had found. he still has some lingering memories of what he did and has a lot to work through, but we've been helping him navigate that. he goes by Mr. English, for right now at least. he isn't sure what to call himself or who he is yet, but that's ok, he has the freedom to choose whoever he wants to be now :]
how lovely! glad to know there's some version of my brother who's chosen kindness. i sUppose nightmare might qUalify, thoUgh by the time i ate it, she seemed happier being called sister? bUt now it's part of me, so it's hard to say how much of that is nightmare's feelings and how mUch is my own. and regardless, she was qUite distinct from him to begin with.
hopefully if i can convince him to get a chittr, you could even talk to him here :] i'm unsure what ego death is like but i can kind of see the similarity in what you're talking about with what he's told me