Dirk Strider
@plushrumpdotGay
Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.
(( Holy shit why am I so busy, I just wanna draw Dave. ))
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)
More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw
We are a reputable news source. Stay out of our mentions or #die. (But DStrider has another love. DRAMA!!)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #Vagueposting
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
i ffeel like this is a universal experienxe for all dirks
You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp
since there aint a point and laugh button ill just do it right here points laughs hahahahahahahaha
New banner, new me. #Nsfw
mood
love it! KUDOS! ❤︎
Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG
⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORE OF WHATEVER THIS IS PLEASE. :o)
:o) Exactly as I wanted :o) Good girl. #nsfw
>--D=This=has=to=be=one=of=your=best=pieces=oh=my=goodness=://O//<
Why does the back of my throat hurt, I haven't even got to suck any dick. This is so fucked up. #Nsfw
lollss skinh dih in ur dreams dats why#nsfw
Not Benadryl, and I should very much hope not real ones. #Alcohol. #Substances
Sorry to ask mobile users about my banner. Suffer I guess.
First day off I've had in forever and my pailmate is refusing to come over. What's a guy gotta do to get some. #Jackingoff #Sadly #Nsfw
GET MORE PAILMATES. #nsfw
a fella gotta do surprisingly little to get sum if he knows where 2 look <3
Get yer other quads in\/\/ol\/\/ed, rookie mistake.
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes eys yes
Weekly oil dosage. I feel so American. #Mymeds #Oil #Takeyourmeds
Kind of miss @transcendGodhood hating all my posts. It was funny as shit. Come back I miss you.
LUCKY YOU I GOT MINDFANG AND CONDESCE HATING ALL MINE.
>>| .a hatebeggar huh?
now whose lookin fucking desperate bitch leavin me a wall of notifs to wake up to longer than the one in china smfh (missed you too)
// My new favorite thing to do in the morning is catch up on people chitts while I was asleep. Wakes me up if nothing else.//
Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw
ya it wont kill u probably
i will LITERALY always be here for u bro anything u need ANYTHING.
umm personally where r all the mean and malicious boys this afternoon??? real rude nasty awful boys that will say very mean thingz 2 meee #nsfw #nsfwe jus in case
#LOUDRECHITT
um ummm um um uhhhhhh i think uuuhhh i think your your hair Iooks kinda bad hashtag nsfw hashtag nsfwe
me but it w0n't be h0t it'll just be mean.
gud job!!!! now u jus hav to act really mad and keep that up ur doing amazing sweetie
excellentt
i could i rly definitely could
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its cuter w the quirk tb h