Dirk Strider
@plushrumpdotGay
Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.
Nobody else needs to interact with me now, I've gotten what I wanted. https://files.catbox.moe/2yjdti.png
Sometimes I forget you can react more than once on one post.
Made brownies. No pictures because they look shit and I've eaten half the pan already.
I hope your brownies were delicious, I am proud of you! 🥚 [Dirk received a Painted Egg]
Perhaps you should use chocolate instead of manure next time.
((Guardian doodles! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ad5e4455022.JPG
An older friend of mine just told me "pornographers should kill themselves". How do I tell him. #Nsfw #CW-Self-harm
Just stare at him intensely until he cracks like an egg under the scrutiny and silent judgement. Make him feel shame. Because, frankly, while there are a ton of issues with that industry, it is in and of itself not inherently “bad.” And if he finds himself repulsed by it at large instead of understanding the concept of nuance, he *should* feel shame. In my opinion, at least.
Stare at him really intensely until he's uncomfortable and then just call him a hypocritical bitch, probably.
I fucking win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d3bc42a6056.JPG #TwilightSparkle<3PinkiePie #RainbowDash<3PinkiePie #Canon #MyShip
Ain't that your dead brother's meme tattooed on you? I don't know that you have a leg to stand on here.
Fair. Just knock it off with the incest. You're making Hal hate people again. So soon after I got him used to human shit again.
I mean, it's why i exist. I would be pretty stupid to hate it.
(( Holy shit why am I so busy, I just wanna draw Dave. ))
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)
More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw
We are a reputable news source. Stay out of our mentions or #die. (But DStrider has another love. DRAMA!!)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #Vagueposting
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
I disagree, I am very much helping, dawg.
i ffeel like this is a universal experienxe for all dirks
You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp
since there aint a point and laugh button ill just do it right here points laughs hahahahahahahaha
New banner, new me. #Nsfw
mood
love it! KUDOS! ❤︎
Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG
⚇ that does look motherfuckin delicious ⚇
⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, #rankworks, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORE OF WHATEVER THIS IS PLEASE. :o)
:o) Exactly as I wanted :o) Good girl. #nsfw
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