Dirk Strider
@plushrumpdotGay
Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.
No. No. Go back. Retry.
Ain't that your dead brother's meme tattooed on you? I don't know that you have a leg to stand on here.
Made brownies. No pictures because they look shit and I've eaten half the pan already.
I hope your brownies were delicious, I am proud of you! 🥚 [Dirk received a Painted Egg]
((Guardian doodles! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ad5e4455022.JPG
An older friend of mine just told me "pornographers should kill themselves". How do I tell him. #Nsfw #CW-Self-harm
Just stare at him intensely until he cracks like an egg under the scrutiny and silent judgement. Make him feel shame. Because, frankly, while there are a ton of issues with that industry, it is in and of itself not inherently “bad.” And if he finds himself repulsed by it at large instead of understanding the concept of nuance, he *should* feel shame. In my opinion, at least.
like yea i want him 2 fuck me up w his swords n shove me up against a wall n say mean shit 2 me while hes breakin my back but i also kinda wouldnt mind layin my head on his chest n watchin funny cat videos 2gether.... #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)
dis 1 goes out 2 @archiveAddict 4 all th hard work she does 4 the community <3 imagine this. ur just hangin out in ur human room (cuz ur a human boy) and ur layin cutely on ur tummy in bed lookin at ur human boy laptop and thers another human boy private msging u on chittr n hes tellin u how hes seen all ur posts and he likes ur vibes n u start flirting n then he invites u ovr 2 his place 4 the weekend n he tells u 2 wear ur cutest outfit in his favorite color n then u dnt hear anythin frum him 4 a few days but every day he logs on n likes all the dumb horny shit u been postin on ur chittr feed 2 let u kno that hes watchin u n the sexual tension just keeps building n building on the days leading up 2 ur date n ur super flustered n u rly wwant hsi attention so u sstart vagueposting abt him knowin that he will know exactly wat ur doin #nsfw
This seems targeted. I wonder who it could be.
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
I went to Juilliard only to be filming bugs on 35mm What the fuck has my life become?
@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw
We are a reputable news source. Stay out of our mentions or #die. (But DStrider has another love. DRAMA!!)
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
I disagree, I am very much helping, dawg.
You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp
New banner, new me. #Nsfw
mood
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
You wouldn't know a nice dick if it smacked you in the face. Which I'm sure it has.
you fuckin bashing my taste in dicks, bro? you sayin i aint a goddamned connoisseur of cocks, man? a daily buffet of meaty shafts at my disposal and you think there aint a single one of them at fuckin 5 star quality?????? now youve gone too far #nsfw
I ain't doubting that you do, I know that much for a fact. I'm saying you can't tell the difference. The dickference, even. #Nsfw #Lol