npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
You wouldn't know a nice dick if it smacked you in the face. Which I'm sure it has.
fucked up that youre bringin that goddamn bazooka into a sword fight but fuck it im still down to fence prepare to be blinded from the unrepentant beauty of my goddamn johnson
AINT MY FAULT I BEEN BLESSED BY THE MESSIAHS. ill motherfuckin fence bulges with you. #nsfw #frot (?)
you fuckin bashing my taste in dicks, bro? you sayin i aint a goddamned connoisseur of cocks, man? a daily buffet of meaty shafts at my disposal and you think there aint a single one of them at fuckin 5 star quality?????? now youve gone too far #nsfw
I ain't doubting that you do, I know that much for a fact. I'm saying you can't tell the difference. The dickference, even. #Nsfw #Lol
[They then proceeded to have the best frot-off in the history of paradox space.] #nsfw