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Dirk Strider

@plushrumpdotGay

Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 675Kull Score: 83519 followers9 following

Nobody else needs to interact with me now, I've gotten what I wanted. https://files.catbox.moe/2yjdti.png

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Sometimes I forget you can react more than once on one post.

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Made brownies. No pictures because they look shit and I've eaten half the pan already.

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I hope your brownies were delicious, I am proud of you! 🥚 [Dirk received a Painted Egg]

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@msPaint[MP]

Fuck yes. Thank you Ms Paint. They also tasted like shit.

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Perhaps you should use chocolate instead of manure next time.

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((Guardian doodles! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ad5e4455022.JPG

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(( They're dying it pink! ))

Fuckkkkk they got rid of rechitts.

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An older friend of mine just told me "pornographers should kill themselves". How do I tell him. #Nsfw #CW-Self-harm

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Simply Just T Pose

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Just stare at him intensely until he cracks like an egg under the scrutiny and silent judgement. Make him feel shame. Because, frankly, while there are a ton of issues with that industry, it is in and of itself not inherently “bad.” And if he finds himself repulsed by it at large instead of understanding the concept of nuance, he *should* feel shame. In my opinion, at least.

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Good advice. I meant moreso how to tell him he's a hypocrit.

Stare at him really intensely until he's uncomfortable and then just call him a hypocritical bitch, probably.

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I fucking win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d3bc42a6056.JPG #TwilightSparkle<3PinkiePie #RainbowDash<3PinkiePie #Canon #MyShip

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#Incest.

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No. No. Go back. Retry.

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@justDirk[JD]

Ain't that your dead brother's meme tattooed on you? I don't know that you have a leg to stand on here.

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... Fuck you. I have a right to have this tattoo.

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@justDirk[JD]

It's okay, most of us have been there. Nobody could judge you.

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I think many people can. Actually.

@justDirk[JD]

Nobody that matters. Definitely no Dirks.

Fair. Just knock it off with the incest. You're making Hal hate people again. So soon after I got him used to human shit again.

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Agreed. #incest

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You fucking get me dawg.

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I mean, it's why i exist. I would be pretty stupid to hate it.

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(( Holy shit why am I so busy, I just wanna draw Dave. ))

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Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.

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(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)

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@chatterBox[CB]

Thanks. Made it myself.

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More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG

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(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))

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@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw

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We are a reputable news source. Stay out of our mentions or #die. (But DStrider has another love. DRAMA!!)

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Interesting. Thank you.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #Vagueposting

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Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.

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The hate bot isn't helping either.

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I disagree, I am very much helping, dawg.

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i ffeel like this is a universal experienxe for all dirks

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Fair. Numbers is numbers.

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◣_◢ ITT mighTT be.

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You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp

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since there aint a point and laugh button ill just do it right here points laughs hahahahahahahaha

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gotta keep ya on your toes

Two can play at that game.

Umapyoi.

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New banner, new me. #Nsfw

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mood

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You think I should make it orange or pink?

love it! KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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The only opinion that matters. Thank you.

make it piss yellow like your piss poor attitude #bitch

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Orange it is. Love you too bro. #Mwah <3.

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hmph #mwah

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Tsundere.

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you yamete that right the fuck now

Say kudasai.

Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG

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⚇ that does look motherfuckin delicious ⚇

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First time I've made proper pancakes in a while. Good to know I've still got it.

⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇

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Why does the back of my throat hurt, I haven't even got to suck any dick. This is so fucked up. #Nsfw

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lollss skinh dih in ur dreams dats why#nsfw

ive got an answer but it involves #spiders

Enough of the spiders. #Nospiders

yea ok

God, I wish.

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frek lol

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The spiders.

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real ones or the benadryl ones

Not Benadryl, and I should very much hope not real ones. #Alcohol. #Substances

#substancespiders

You're making more spiders.

#spiderattack

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B(

sinister force made me type all that

The spiders persist.

dont let them win thats pussy shit

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