

Dirk Strider
@plushrumpdotGay
Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.

(( Holy shit why am I so busy, I just wanna draw Dave. ))
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG
(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))
@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #Vagueposting
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
New banner, new me. #Nsfw
Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG
Why does the back of my throat hurt, I haven't even got to suck any dick. This is so fucked up. #Nsfw
Sorry to ask mobile users about my banner. Suffer I guess.
First day off I've had in forever and my pailmate is refusing to come over. What's a guy gotta do to get some. #Jackingoff #Sadly #Nsfw
Weekly oil dosage. I feel so American. #Mymeds #Oil #Takeyourmeds
Kind of miss @transcendGodhood hating all my posts. It was funny as shit. Come back I miss you.
// My new favorite thing to do in the morning is catch up on people chitts while I was asleep. Wakes me up if nothing else.//
Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw
https://cr34tur3luv3r.nekoweb.org/guys kissing.gif
He didn't let me hit so I watched him jack off on his security cameras. #Nsfw #Nsfwe #Incest #Unsureonthelasttwo












