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Dirk Strider

@plushrumpdotGay

Greenwich Mean Time. DMs open.

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 482Kull Score: 63815 followers9 following

(( Holy shit why am I so busy, I just wanna draw Dave. ))

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Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.

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(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)

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@chatterBox[CB]

Thanks. Made it myself.

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More food. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52417eb51b6f.JPG

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(( Msparp and DB are so dead. Hate and suffering on planet Earth. ))

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@tmzOfficial do y'all know exactly how much @transcendGodhood likes President Barack Obama? DM me. #Nsfw

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We are a reputable news source. Stay out of our mentions or #die. (But DStrider has another love. DRAMA!!)

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Interesting. Thank you.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #Vagueposting

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Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.

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The hate bot isn't helping either.

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I disagree, I am very much helping, dawg.

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i ffeel like this is a universal experienxe for all dirks

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Fair. Numbers is numbers.

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◣_◢ ITT mighTT be.

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You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp

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since there aint a point and laugh button ill just do it right here points laughs hahahahahahahaha

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gotta keep ya on your toes

Two can play at that game.

Umapyoi.

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New banner, new me. #Nsfw

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mood

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You think I should make it orange or pink?

love it! KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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The only opinion that matters. Thank you.

make it piss yellow like your piss poor attitude #bitch

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Orange it is. Love you too bro. #Mwah <3.

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hmph #mwah

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Tsundere.

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you yamete that right the fuck now

Say kudasai.

Look how round my pancake is. I'm the best to ever do it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d716f12b57c1.JPG

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⚇ that does look motherfuckin delicious ⚇

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First time I've made proper pancakes in a while. Good to know I've still got it.

⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇

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Why does the back of my throat hurt, I haven't even got to suck any dick. This is so fucked up. #Nsfw

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lollss skinh dih in ur dreams dats why#nsfw

ive got an answer but it involves #spiders

Enough of the spiders. #Nospiders

yea ok

God, I wish.

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frek lol

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The spiders.

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real ones or the benadryl ones

Not Benadryl, and I should very much hope not real ones. #Alcohol. #Substances

#substancespiders

You're making more spiders.

#spiderattack

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B(

sinister force made me type all that

The spiders persist.

dont let them win thats pussy shit

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Sorry to ask mobile users about my banner. Suffer I guess.

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*To all.

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First day off I've had in forever and my pailmate is refusing to come over. What's a guy gotta do to get some. #Jackingoff #Sadly #Nsfw

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GET MORE PAILMATES. #nsfw

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a fella gotta do surprisingly little to get sum if he knows where 2 look <3

Get yer other quads in\/\/ol\/\/ed, rookie mistake.

Would you suggest I be looking in your DMs?

I like the way you think.

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COURSE YOU DO. i know whats up. :o)

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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes eys yes

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Bet.

Weekly oil dosage. I feel so American. #Mymeds #Oil #Takeyourmeds

Kind of miss @transcendGodhood hating all my posts. It was funny as shit. Come back I miss you.

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LUCKY YOU I GOT MINDFANG AND CONDESCE HATING ALL MINE.

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>>| .a hatebeggar huh?

@itChy[IC]

Lol. L.

Not for you.

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now whose lookin fucking desperate bitch leavin me a wall of notifs to wake up to longer than the one in china smfh (missed you too)

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At least I've got what I wanted. All four quads huh.

// My new favorite thing to do in the morning is catch up on people chitts while I was asleep. Wakes me up if nothing else.//

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Google is it okay to put body scrub on my dick. #Nsfw

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ya it wont kill u probably

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You're the only one I can rely on in this world, Rox.

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i will LITERALY always be here for u bro anything u need ANYTHING.

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https://cr34tur3luv3r.nekoweb.org/guys kissing.gif

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WHERE IS IT WHERE ARE THEY

Embed failure, I guess. Just paste that URL in your browser. Or cr34tur3luv3r.nekoweb.org/gay.

He didn't let me hit so I watched him jack off on his security cameras. #Nsfw #Nsfwe #Incest #Unsureonthelasttwo

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