♦ pitied by @plushrumpdotGay

Can't think of effective engagement bait. Fuck.

Rootbeer is the superior soft drink, sweet, earthy, it’s delightful

And before you pity my height, God put my those inches elsewhere #nsfw

I am actually going to detonate and when I do it’s going to be glorious

((I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FENDED OFF THE EVIL TUMMY ACHE. CHEER FOR ME.))
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw

im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food

ughhhh i wnna b his pathetic failure boyfriend i wanna b his dog i wanna follow him around n watch everything he does i want him 2 pet my hair n call me baby i want him to want me i want him to wannt meeeeee fuck UGHHHH #nsfw #nsfwe #affection

i think 2day is a wake n bake day #substance

Its been a day, I feel like that beach shoot has got my marbles scrambled worse than eggs... on toast... yeah that makes sense send chitt

There has been some pretty unsubstantiated rumors about our use of intimacy coordinators for standard film shoots, to that I say you they are absolutely not rumors and I just want what's best for my stars <3 #nsfw

Watching the number of people slowly rise its like seeing the rats return for the cheese truck

First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy

I can stop anytime I want
W-whoops! Confound it all my dagflab finger slipped again!!

⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇
I miss my truck. I miss her a lot.
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw

I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.

Of course you would take advantage of this situation.

I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.

>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing

fuck im gonna end up like those gifted chittr user burnouts and then ill fall into irrelevancy oh my god

Might you add a big red circle to this picture im not quite sure what the lot of us uninitiated folk are supposed to be looking at.
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin






