♦ pitied by @plushrumpdotGay
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
ughhhh i wnna b his pathetic failure boyfriend i wanna b his dog i wanna follow him around n watch everything he does i want him 2 pet my hair n call me baby i want him to want me i want him to wannt meeeeee fuck UGHHHH #nsfw #nsfwe #affection
i think 2day is a wake n bake day #substance
Its been a day, I feel like that beach shoot has got my marbles scrambled worse than eggs... on toast... yeah that makes sense send chitt
There has been some pretty unsubstantiated rumors about our use of intimacy coordinators for standard film shoots, to that I say you they are absolutely not rumors and I just want what's best for my stars <3 #nsfw
Watching the number of people slowly rise its like seeing the rats return for the cheese truck
First Hollywood agent to employ extraterrestrial (arguably interdimensional) life and yet these FUCKS at the academy won't give me an Emmy
damn can i get some cream on my face next
I can stop anytime I want
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
W-whoops! Confound it all my dagflab finger slipped again!!
heh i mean nah im drowning with adoring bitches who definitely love me for me and not for the ego inflated persona i project to a greedy and insatiable parasocial society but yeah this is still cool
dont do this to me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5478b6405b54.png
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
⚇ they need to figure out food sharing tech over chittr. ⚇ A MOTHERFUCKER'S HUNGRY ⚇
he's right where he wants to me
nah fuck you itll happen hes just bein a lil coy
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
applications still open btw
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
Of course you would take advantage of this situation.
just know ill always be here for you in your time of need @barackObama
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
dream of me (you bastard)
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
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if you just heard a piercing shriek of pure rage coming out of studio 4b that definitely wasnt me
https://imgchest.com/p/pg738md8v4r another motherfucker climbing on my dick huh- hey hey wait a second HEY thats MY dick HEY @plushrumpdotGay
okay i know shes like the big bad but shes still on my hear me out cake also holy shit hi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb634a0f74fa.png
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>nothingburger >looks inside >nothing
dont test me ill start another campaign i got these hashtags ready
he-- has me sharing some hashtag for him...... semestrider or something idk
it was either that or get sued and i cant afford a lawyer....
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
fuck im gonna end up like those gifted chittr user burnouts and then ill fall into irrelevancy oh my god
Might you add a big red circle to this picture im not quite sure what the lot of us uninitiated folk are supposed to be looking at.
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin