Kat
@carcinoGeneticist
GET FUCKED
13 sweeps / around 26 years Aquadromantic / "human romance inclined" Trans masc Karkat real Situationship style shit with @turntechCreamsicle
(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Hi handsome. B;) You looooove meee.
Is that so, Junior?
Yes!
Lolll hell yeah lil dude.
hour one of not thinking about them
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i should give up lmao
Real.
it really be like that huh
Ehh..~~ Doesnt noting how long it takes to think about Mysterious-Sama count the same as thinking about them...~~? ☆⌒(>。<)
yes
THE FUCKER IS LUCKY I GRABBED HIM WITH THE RIGHT HAND. #SUGGESTIVE
B)
Lots~
THEY'RE NOT RUMBLESPHERES, AND IT'S NOT TUESDAY, BUT HERE. #NSFW #NSFWE #BULGEPICS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27DFD04B968E.PNG
Twirling my hair. Hey.
:33 < nice....
Haha am I~? I couldn't tell. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3161fd217b9.jpg
IF PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING NOT TALK TO THEIR GRUBS LIKE THEY'RE PETS WITH THAT SQUEAKY PET VOICE, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLURRING YOUR WORDS LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK TOWARDS A TINY HUMAN? TALK LIKE A PERSON.
I'M SERIOUS. HUMANS NEED TO TALK LIKE THEY ARE OTHER HUMANS. NOT FAKE. USE REAL WORDS, NOT THAT FUCKING UWU VOICE. "GWAMMA BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH."
+heir brain d♡esn'+ devel♡p speech as quickly when +hey d♡ +his i+'s als♡ S♡ EMBARRASSING +♡ see s♡me♡ne g♡♡g♡♡ gaga a+ a grub
THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING. IT MAKES YOUR WIGGLER FUCKING STUPID.
Kill em Kat, that shit is so fucking annoying. You're just embarrassing yourself at that point.
#NOWLISTENING HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/_RJI8B7FZEA?SI=0EBTHNOSAC2GYINW
concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
amazing work as always rankmaid i love it
.////. sempai u should get an award for how immersive u make this.....
hooooh!
hhh
anyway itd fix me to smoke with someone and get my face grabbed so they can #forcibly shotgun that shit without warning #substances #nsfw
itd fix me cause its hot
HUMANS TRYING TO MAKE TROLL FOOD WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT IT IS FEELS LIKE I'M BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT AND PRAYING IT'LL FUCKING GO OFF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRUBLOAF CAKE.
YES. ITS A SIN. TASTY, TASTY SIN. MY MAIN GRIPE IS WITH CALLING IT A SALAD. AT LEAST CALL IT SOMETHING MORE APT, LIKE JIGGLEFRUIT OR SOMETHING. EVEN CALLING IT PIE WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
Fruit Salad Though. Just Like A Regular Salad Having Random Veggies Thrown Together, We Got Fruit Thrown Together In A Bed Of Jell-o!
NORMAL FRUIT SALAD IS HAPPILY JELLOLESS. THAT MAKES SENSE. THE SUDDEN INCLUSION OF JELLO JUST SEEMS WEIRD.
JELLO IS WORSE THAN SOPOR. AT LEAST ITS KNOWN THAT SOPOR ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN.
USUALLY MY SHEETS CLEAN UP JUST FINE. BUT NO, THIS ONE TIME WHEN I DON'T FEEL LIKE SPENDING AN ENTIRE DAY FIXING IT. #SUGGESTIVE @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE
And I'll do it again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/878a3a96f8df.jpg
Man. B(
Man. 😞
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE FUCK YOU.
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE I love you.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60aba2da785a.jpg
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
Noo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha. /ref #suicide
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CRYPTO FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT USE REAL FUCKING MONEY OH MY *GOD* OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
Kill em.
SADLY THEY ARE HOWEVER THE FUCK MANY MILES AWAY FROM ME AND AS SUCH I CAN'T BUT MY *HATE SHOULD BE KNOWN*!!!!
Fuck yeah, get em babe.
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
woah that is gay
WAIT WAIT NO I JUST GOT MARRIED YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME MY WEDDING WAS AN HOUR AGO
o7 On it boss. /j *firework screeeeeeeeeeeam, BOOM*
SAYING SHIT IN ALTERNIAN TO A GUY THAT CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS. SHITTY FRIEND BEHAVIOR YES/NO???
:33 < who is this furriend? this is impurrtant.
X NAH jus funny x
:33 < like a human? then its funny! if its another troll then thats just sad.
SINCE THE SHITHEAD WANTS TO GO AND SHARE WHAT I DID TO HIM. #NSFW #SHOWERPICS @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE [ATTACHED ARE PICTURES OF KARKAT'S BARE BACK AND SHOULDERS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER. IN THE MIRROR, THE ONLY THING HE'S WEARING IS A TOWEL. CLAW MARKS HAVE DUG INTO HIS SKIN - NONE DEEP ENOUGH TO REQUIRE STITCHES. THE SCRATCHES GO DOWN HIS BACK, AND CAREFULLY AVOID HIS GRUB SCARS. HE HAS BRUISES ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS, A BIT OF A FEAT WITH HIS THICKENED ADULT SKIN. HIS SMALL, USELESS GILLS ARE VISIBLE IN THE PICTURE, FLUSHED SLIGHTLY RED.]
Hehehehehehe. Gotta put my mouth on that thang. #nsfw
😋 Yeah.
UP FUCKING CLOSE TO THE IMAGINARY MICROPHONE. EGG. THANK YOU. #BROODINGCYCLE #NONSEXUAL
13 sweeps / around 26 years Aquadromantic / "human romance inclined" Trans masc Karkat real Situationship style shit with @turntechCreamsicle